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Offline shagbambi

I am visiting Khazakstan and was wondering if any body here could point me in the right direction for independent escorts. Thanks

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I used to live/work in Almaty for many years so I can help. But some questions:

1) Are you going to Astana or Almaty? The girls in Astana are mostly Kazakh, whilst Almaty has a mixture of Kazakh, Chinese, Russian etc. Astana is a little safer (less mafia presence), but Almaty is nicer and there's more things to do.

2) Can you speak any Russian? If not then you'll get ripped off so badly. If you speak Russian, expect to pay around £40/hour, and you can get an overnight girl for £150 if you negotiate. No Russian = upwards of £100/hour, and £500 minimum for an overnight.

The girls on this site are all independent, I've booked lots in my time. They're outcall only and getting them into your hotel can sometimes be a problem - most hotels have security and the girl will have to leave her passport at reception - don't worry, they're used to working girls and even female receptionists don't bat an eyelid. But some hotels have burly security guys who demand money to let the girl in.

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Offline shagbambi

Thanks KEF. Will be in Almaty, and I don't speak a word of Russian!
Site looks interesting.


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Thanks KEF. Will be in Almaty, and I don't speak a word of Russian!
Site looks interesting.

I'd recommend getting a local SIM card on arrival - most girls won't answer calls or reply to texts from foreign numbers, and hotels block the caller ID so calls from your hotel room are shown as withheld number.

Google translate does a pretty good job of translating English-Russian nowadays, so you should be able to make bookings via SMS and get away with the cheaper prices.

There are several brothels/massage places in the city, but I'd stay the hell away from those. They're all run by pimps/mafia and I've known at least 3 Western guys who got beaten up after confusion over prices.


Offline shagbambi

Once again thanks for the advice.  SIM is a good idea, as is google translate. I am usually an outcall to my hotel type of guy, so parlours and brothels will not be on the list of attractions.  Are there  girls working the hotel bars?

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Once again thanks for the advice.  SIM is a good idea, as is google translate. I am usually an outcall to my hotel type of guy, so parlours and brothels will not be on the list of attractions.  Are there  girls working the hotel bars?

Yep -  there are some girls working the hotel bars, but they tend to be ugly skanks. You might get lucky, but I'd say you're better off using an independent outcall girl. From the website I linked above, I can recommend the following 3 girls:

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Speaks limited English but had fun practicing with me. Listed overnight price is $1000 but I got her down to $250!!

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Much cheaper and a great punt - also speaks excellent English so this is probably your best girl to go with at first.

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This was my favourite girl, I must have seen her over 50 times. Doesn't speak any English, but I didn't speak any Russian when I first arrived in Almaty either. As I became more fluent then we became close friends and saw each other on a semi-casual basis with no money exchanged.

If you fancy a weekend down in Bishkek (Kyrgyzstan) too, then a shared minibus costs around £10 return and takes 3 hours each away. No visa needed for UK residents, but the border crossing is an experience in itself. The girls down there are much hotter and much cheaper - I paid around £35 an hour if I remember correctly. And picked up a stunning girl in the hotel bar for £120 overnight.

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Yep -  there are some girls working the hotel bars, but they tend to be ugly skanks. You might get lucky, but I'd say you're better off using an independent outcall girl. From the website I linked above, I can recommend the following 3 girls:

Zarina - External Link/Members Only
Speaks limited English but had fun practicing with me. Listed overnight price is $1000 but I got her down to $250!!

Karolina - External Link/Members Only
Much cheaper and a great punt - also speaks excellent English so this is probably your best girl to go with at first.

Alina - External Link/Members Only
This was my favourite girl, I must have seen her over 50 times. Doesn't speak any English, but I didn't speak any Russian when I first arrived in Almaty either. As I became more fluent then we became close friends and saw each other on a semi-casual basis with no money exchanged.

If you fancy a weekend down in Bishkek (Kyrgyzstan) too, then a shared minibus costs around £10 return and takes 3 hours each away. No visa needed for UK residents, but the border crossing is an experience in itself. The girls down there are much hotter and much cheaper - I paid around £30 an hour if I remember correctly. And picked up a stunning girl in the hotel bar for £100 overnight.

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Sorry for double post - went to edit the prices for Bishkek as my memory was jogged, and accidentally quoted myself haha.

Offline shagbambi

Brilliant I shall be investigating!

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Must say... when I saw this enquiry, I didn't think there would be any response for the Kazakstan query. Great to see excellent, detailed, informative posts from KEF.

UKP.... taking you to a new level for all the xxxSTAN countries.

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Just thought of some more things to add, general tips really:

1) I mentioned the weekend trip to Kyrgyzstan, but on reflection, I'd advise against it if you can't speak Russian. Whilst some people in Almaty speak English, it's virtually non-existent in Bishkek (hence why the city is said to be the only surviving relic of the Soviet Union). And if you can't understand Russian then the border crossing would be an awful experience, I was subject to bribes/delays even when arguing back in fluent Russian to the corrupt officials. The border guards earn £3 a day, so extracting £20 from a Westerner is quite a favourite hobby of theirs, especially as they rarely get these exotic, rich Westerners crossing.

2) Almaty is a funny place. Some things are dirt cheap, for example a single ride on the metro is 15 pence. But hotels are ridiculously expensive. A particularly good "girl-friendly" hotel is Kazzhol, they have no security on the door and the lifts can be accessed without walking past reception. Eating out can either break the bank or be amazing value - the biggest trick is getting you to buy expensive drinks. Always best to enjoy the cheap food but refuse any drinks they offer. Don't even ask for tap water, they'll give you a massively overpriced bottle of water and claim you asked for it.
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3) Walking around the city centre is a nightmare. Drivers rarely stop at traffic lights, and there are so many boy racers from Saudi Arabia, UAE etc. with their imported sports cars. Kazakhstan relies on oil wealth and it shows, there are lots of rich kids of oil barons there. In addition, the roads are quite wide, and the green signal to cross a road lasts about 5 seconds which isn't enough time to cross. So be constantly alert.

4) The law says you must carry your passport on you at all times. The police enforce this very strictly with anyone who looks like they're not Kazakh, and they loiter outside hotels to catch people leaving. They're so corrupt that I've known people who got fined for standing outside their hotel having a cigarette, with their passport left in their room.

5) ATMs are a bit temperamental and only about 1 in 3 would accept my British cards to take out cash. The other annoying thing is that ATMs always give the largest notes, for example take out £120 and you'd get 4x 10,000 tenge notes (worth about £30 each). These are rarely accepted anywhere and they're a pain to get rid of. Even a large supermarket chain wouldn't accept them.

It's a great place to visit/live/work if you make an attempt to learn a bit of Russian and fit in. The girls are stunning, you walk down the street and every girl is a 10/10  :yahoo:

Offline shagbambi

I have met Kazak and Uzbek working girls in London and they have been very pretty and fantastic fun, so going to the source will be brilliant.  Thanks for the hotel tip, it is always UKP readers top priority, no door security or lift access!
« Last Edit: August 21, 2014, 06:07:18 pm by shagbambi »

Offline Jerboa

Some good info here, thanks KEF, I've never visited, but I do like the Eurasian look, as you say knowing Russian would be important.

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Those Kyrgyz cuties might tempt me across the border...   ;)

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Offline Jerboa

Those Kyrgyz cuties might tempt me across the border...   ;)

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Yes very nice lookers there.  :P

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Yes very nice lookers there.  :P

Indeed they do...but although the caption says Kyrgyz models...I keep looking and wondering if they aren't just a selection of hot Latina, Oriental, brunette Californian girls/pornstars...the girl on the far right looks familiar...???

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great tips and discussion. I hope to make my own contributions as I gain experience. Currently in Karaganda but hoping to visit hot spots arond the region.

Cheers

JTB

Offline Jerboa

great tips and discussion. I hope to make my own contributions as I gain experience. Currently in Karaganda but hoping to visit hot spots arond the region.

Cheers

JTB

Welcome to the board, have you done some research on Kazak punting?
Look forward to reading your report.