Amy Taylor... is she for real?

[that girly next door]

Gotta be a scam right? (She's on the homepage of adultwork)

L x

[cunnyhunt]

 

[lewishamguy]

Gotta be a scam right? (She's on the homepage of adultwork)

L x

External Link/Members Only

She's in US now and also accessing from there and no sign of her tour in UK. 

and btw are you real?

[jcdmj12]

Does "bareback", according to her likes.

You'd think a MENSA member would know better.

[that girly next door]

External Link/Members Only

She's in US now and also accessing from there and no sign of her tour in UK. 

and btw are you real?

Haha yes I am real! 

[Stealthshagger]

Does "bareback", according to her likes.

You'd think a MENSA member would know better.

she thinks its slang (mensa member) for having your period

[jsparky]

why bother mention mensa or any degree on an adult site? Can you fuck her brain?

[jcdmj12]

why bother mention mensa or any degree on an adult site? Can you fuck her brain?

You're meant to pay $5000 a day to talk to her, apparently, or take her to the opera.  Although that list reads more like someone's idea of what a cultured rich person would do:

External Link/Members Only

The Anvil Chorus?  really?

[Robster199]

For someone with a degree and Mensa membership she seems to struggle with her pricing model which is the same for 15 minutes to 3 hours!

[The happy one]

It is a scam to get you to her web site where to see anything you have to pay to be a member

If you look you will see she is based in L.A.

[wristjob]

why bother mention mensa or any degree on an adult site? Can you fuck her brain?

Cos if you are spending $3000 you don' just want a fuck, you probably have multi-millionaire amounts of money and interests. If you assume you are so minted $3000 is fuck all you might want a sexy girl to go to an art gallery or something (I know, must be gay) , not sound like some dozy chaz, then fuck after.

[wristjob]

Haha yes I am real! 

So this is you touting your profile? WOTW?

[nigel4498]

On her website her Incall rates are higher than her outcall, odd pricing altogether.

[lewishamguy]

I'm not quite sure if she's touting here but there's an AW profile with same nick as OP

 External Link/Members Only

 

[thewonderingdick]

Obvious studio photos with all the photoshop clean up techniques! only little girls are size 4, she's a size 10 which is ok the price must be in Polish currency or some 3rd world because it could never be real cash, unless she thinks making love to her will grant you eternal life

[NIK]

What is this bollocks?

Another one who has ticked every bloody box. And what do we care about prossies allegedly based in LA?

This seem to be an unsubtle way of touting yourself.

That girly next door is now that girly no more. 

[Bangers and Gash]

What is this bollocks?

Another one who has ticked every bloody box. And what do we care about prossies allegedly based in LA?

This seem to be an unsubtle way of touting yourself.

That girly next door is now that girly no more. 

NIK. Would it not be a good idea to disable links to these worthless pro$$ie sites when touting by pro$$ie/pimp/fluffy is suspected or confirmed - and then post a warning alongside it. UKP is easily the biggest and best punting forum so it means exposure by any means and however brief will always drive traffic to their shitty AW page?

 

[lewishamguy]

Ah poor girl! perhaps she needs some PNET treatment

[Oldstager]

What is this bollocks?

Another one who has ticked every bloody box. And what do we care about prossies allegedly based in LA?

This seem to be an unsubtle way of touting yourself.

That girly next door is now that girly no more. 

Might be a good idea to check for any other registrations from the same IP address as her. She was banned from another site for having more than one Profile open, as well as shit stirring.

[wristjob]

I'm not quite sure if she's touting here but there's an AW profile with same nick as OP

 External Link/Members Only

 

Q. "What emails wont you respond to?"   A. Short emails such as;
"Are you free"
"Are you working"
"What time do you finish tonight"


Hmmm, the concept of having a simple question that is pertinent and needs answering is lost on some people.

[a10]

Stupid American bollocks, that's what that is 

$2500 for an hour? You can keep your opera, horse riding, yachting experiences love I'm sticking to this side of the pond. Yank hookers are fucking shite - frigid, conservative, harridans that offer feck all in the way of services.

[jcdmj12]

Q. "What emails wont you respond to?"   A. Short emails such as;
"Are you free"
"Are you working"
"What time do you finish tonight"


Hmmm, the concept of having a simple question that is pertinent and needs answering is lost on some people.

"I hate this expression that is commonly used on adultwork... 'Clockwatcher'. This term is most of the time not referring to an escort literally checking the time incessantly, it is directed at girls who do not run over time. Please understand that escorts do have things to do. Some men think that because they are only chatting and not being intimate with you that it's 'free' time and it isn't out staying their welcome. That is not the case. As harsh as it sounds it really isn't fair and you won't be invited back to an escorts house if you spend 20 minutes getting dressed and chatted. When I comment on the time, whether saying it's time for us to part ways or implying it, then do get your stuff together and be courteous and leave without hovering. I'm sorry if that comes across as harsh, but I do ensure that you are not asked to leave before you've had your time with me."

Translation - I AM A CLOCKWATCHER WHO BOOKS BACK-TO-BACK.

[wristjob]

"I hate this expression that is commonly used on adultwork... 'Clockwatcher'. This term is most of the time not referring to an escort literally checking the time incessantly, it is directed at girls who do not run over time. Please understand that escorts do have things to do. Some men think that because they are only chatting and not being intimate with you that it's 'free' time and it isn't out staying their welcome. That is not the case. As harsh as it sounds it really isn't fair and you won't be invited back to an escorts house if you spend 20 minutes getting dressed and chatted. When I comment on the time, whether saying it's time for us to part ways or implying it, then do get your stuff together and be courteous and leave without hovering. I'm sorry if that comes across as harsh, but I do ensure that you are not asked to leave before you've had your time with me."

Translation - I AM A CLOCKWATCHER WHO BOOKS BACK-TO-BACK.

Wow. I would never book a girl with an attitude like that. She can think it sure, but to actually come out and say it like that - bad news.  I'd love to see a survey of how much time guys actually spend with the escort - bet it averages about 45 minutes in the hour mainly from novices but it's pretty much the norm to pinch at their end.

[Daffodil]

NIK. Would it not be a good idea to disable links to these worthless pro$$ie sites when touting by pro$$ie/pimp/fluffy is suspected or confirmed - and then post a warning alongside it. UKP is easily the biggest and best punting forum so it means exposure by any means and however brief will always drive traffic to their shitty AW page?

 

Great idea. It's all too easy just to click the link, even when you know it's a tout. That drives business their way. If you had to (at least) copy and paste the link it would deter many from bothering.

[Dani]

she charges thousands of dollars per hour yet cannot afford to pay for a website (escortbook is free) nor can she even pay for her own domain name (£12.99 for three years).
Obviously she is not going to appeal to those looking for an expensive classy experience as she has a free site template with the sites own domain and men who spend high amounts of money want someone that at least from her website looks a little bit exclusive which a free site with ads on that is a template is not going to do.  To be an expensive escort you at least need a domain name.  You should also have a website that is made for you and not a template that hundreds of others have. 
Obviously no one is paying those stupid rates or she could afford a decent website and domain name

[leedsman]

Does she accept cheques? I've love to fuck her at the Opera, you see, it's the only place my butler gives me any privacy. And Opera is bloody boring, so shagging an American bird up her bum as we sing along to Opera is the only way I can get off anymore.

[lewishamguy]

Does she accept cheques?...........

you better ask her

[Stealthshagger]

Does she accept cheques? I've love to fuck her at the Opera, you see, it's the only place my butler gives me any privacy. And Opera is bloody boring, so shagging an American bird up her bum as we sing along to Opera is the only way I can get off anymore.

Speak to her CFO, she doesnt deal in vulgarities like money transfers or checks. If she did that, how would she find the time to train and breed the dogs or to defend her chess grand master title? You think one can fit that in between mastermind takes?

[Oldstager]

I'm not quite sure if she's touting here but there's an AW profile with same nick as OP

 External Link/Members Only

 

As well as all the other offputting conditions of her employment in her Profile, the OP appears to be yet another prossie trying to tempt with claims of a university education, which to my mind indicates that she finished the course, passed the exams and got a degree. As in  so many similar cases I suspect that if asked to prove it the lady would be unable to satisfy any single one of these requirements.

And if she is lying about that, how much more of her Profile is just nonsense?

[Matium]

From her first sentence:

Amy Taylor brings to life all the treasures of the perfect girlfriend"

and so it goes on and on.

Any prostitute who talks about herself in the third person should instantly be blacklisted.

Pretentious twat.

[amytaylor]

Y'all are so angry!  LOL...I'm real, my rate is dirt cheap (it includes all expenses--airfare, hotel for incall, anything else I incur), and I've been booked regulars at it and higher for 14 years now.  Haters won't change that...the rate is utterly fair, and often I barely make a dime after overhead (when someone wants to see me far away for a short visit, for instance).  I'm 100% honest, but I won't pay for airfare/hotel/taxis/etc. without the client depositing.  His deposit could easily be refunded by the banks if I were to no-show (never done that in my life; I operate ethically).

But thanks for the laughs!  You seem so angry...maybe time to go get laid.

xoxo

[Jimmyredcab]

Y'all are so angry!  LOL...I'm real, my rate is dirt cheap (it includes all expenses--airfare, hotel for incall, anything else I incur), and I've been booked regulars at it and higher for 14 years now.  Haters won't change that...the rate is utterly fair, and often I barely make a dime after overhead (when someone wants to see me far away for a short visit, for instance).  I'm 100% honest, but I won't pay for airfare/hotel/taxis/etc. without the client depositing.  His deposit could easily be refunded by the banks if I were to no-show (never done that in my life; I operate ethically).

But thanks for the laughs!  You seem so angry...maybe time to go get laid.

xoxo

I am sure Admin will give you a warm welcome.     

[yorkshire123]

Y'all are so angry!  LOL...I'm real, my rate is dirt cheap (it includes all expenses--airfare, hotel for incall, anything else I incur), and I've been booked regulars at it and higher for 14 years now.  Haters won't change that...the rate is utterly fair, and often I barely make a dime after overhead (when someone wants to see me far away for a short visit, for instance).  I'm 100% honest, but I won't pay for airfare/hotel/taxis/etc. without the client depositing.  His deposit could easily be refunded by the banks if I were to no-show (never done that in my life; I operate ethically).

But thanks for the laughs!  You seem so angry...maybe time to go get laid.

xoxo

Howdy me old trollop 
15 months & no feedback, yep your one busy prossie 

[Matium]

Y'all are so angry!  LOL...I'm real, my rate is dirt cheap (it includes all expenses--airfare, hotel for incall, anything else I incur), and I've been booked regulars at it and higher for 14 years now.  Haters won't change that...the rate is utterly fair, and often I barely make a dime after overhead (when someone wants to see me far away for a short visit, for instance).  I'm 100% honest, but I won't pay for airfare/hotel/taxis/etc. without the client depositing.  His deposit could easily be refunded by the banks if I were to no-show (never done that in my life; I operate ethically).

But thanks for the laughs!  You seem so angry...maybe time to go get laid.

xoxo

Come on Amy, tell us do:

1) $2,500 per hour but you're on a free escortbook website? Why?

2) You've been on Adultwork since May 2013, and have 0 feedback. Why?

3) You live in Los Angeles and you advertise on Adultwork, again a free website. Why?

Come on, Amy, do tell.

*muah*

[Stealthshagger]

Y'all are so angry!  LOL...I'm real, my rate is dirt cheap (it includes all expenses--airfare, hotel for incall, anything else I incur), and I've been booked regulars at it and higher for 14 years now.  Haters won't change that...the rate is utterly fair, and often I barely make a dime after overhead (when someone wants to see me far away for a short visit, for instance).  I'm 100% honest, but I won't pay for airfare/hotel/taxis/etc. without the client depositing.  His deposit could easily be refunded by the banks if I were to no-show (never done that in my life; I operate ethically).

But thanks for the laughs!  You seem so angry...maybe time to go get laid.

xoxo

so, according to you, I could book you in hong kong for 15 minutes, for 2500 usd. you would fly there, pay for it along with the hotel and any other costs youd incur etc?  and you do bareback I see. hmmm.

bullshit. I hope. otherwise basically aids with airmiles.

[amytaylor]

To respond to Matium:

1) It's $2500 for up to 3 hours, and I'm on a bazillion sites (just Google me)

2) I guess because no one has given any feedback, if they've met me from here (I don't know, never ask clients how they found me and have only met 6 new men since May 2013, all Americans so probably not from here).

3) I'm available worldwide and travel to/for clients all over the place (been to London and Wales many times, with several different men). 

To respond to Stealthshagger:

The Hong Kong scenario will only work if I can find other clients to make that profitable (probably won't work; only been to Hong Kong once and the guy paid my 2-day rate, so it made sense).  That's how escorts tour while keeping the rate per client less than what it would cost to cover expenses--they collect deposits/prebookings from several clients to ensure a breakeven, and then go (you'll see lots of ladies available away from their home cities with an individual client rate that wouldn't cover all costs...it's very common, just look around at individual escort websites).

Bareback?  I don't know what says that, but prostitution is illegal in my country, so that's absolutely false and any emailer mentioning any sort of sex can sadly never become a client.

You guys are pretty mean here...why?  I've been nothing but nice; I've been a well-known, honest, quality escort for 14 years (Google me).  Why do you want to mistreat me when I've done nothing wrong to any of you?  Is that fun for you guys?

xoxo,

Amy Taylor

[NIK]

Who's taking bets on how long to meltdown?

[yorkshire123]

Who's taking bets on how long to meltdown?

Im not even convinced its her but a troll playing the cunt, I've had many an e-mail from Americans & not one started with Y'all.
Come on troll lets get it over with shall we 

[Happylad]

This simply has to be one great send-up.  Someone has been reading through the postings and decided to take a rise out of some of the more vociferous members - apparently with great success.

[Stealthshagger]

To respond to Matium:

1) It's $2500 for up to 3 hours, and I'm on a bazillion sites (just Google me)

2) I guess because no one has given any feedback, if they've met me from here (I don't know, never ask clients how they found me and have only met 6 new men since May 2013, all Americans so probably not from here).

3) I'm available worldwide and travel to/for clients all over the place (been to London and Wales many times, with several different men). 

To respond to Stealthshagger:

The Hong Kong scenario will only work if I can find other clients to make that profitable (probably won't work; only been to Hong Kong once and the guy paid my 2-day rate, so it made sense).  That's how escorts tour while keeping the rate per client less than what it would cost to cover expenses--they collect deposits/prebookings from several clients to ensure a breakeven, and then go (you'll see lots of ladies available away from their home cities with an individual client rate that wouldn't cover all costs...it's very common, just look around at individual escort websites).

Bareback?  I don't know what says that, but prostitution is illegal in my country, so that's absolutely false and any emailer mentioning any sort of sex can sadly never become a client.

You guys are pretty mean here...why?  I've been nothing but nice; I've been a well-known, honest, quality escort for 14 years (Google me).  Why do you want to mistreat me when I've done nothing wrong to any of you?  Is that fun for you guys?

xoxo,

Amy Taylor

you offer "unprotected sex" on your profile. If you are going to pretend that you arent having sex, you might want to remove things like "rimming" "cum in mouth" "unprotected sex" "a-levels" (charlie in your chocolate factory) "gangbangs" "fisting" "female ejaculation" and so on from the list of what you offer on your site.  "Y'all" might be different, but here we think cumming in someone's mouth is a sexual act, as is anal sex. Clue is in the name, butthole.

[tesla]

Bareback?  I don't know what says that,

Amy Taylor

the profile you have on Adultwork ...it's in the list of likes

[Jimmyredcab]

You guys are pretty mean here...why? 

Mean ?????????

You should see us when a prostitute really pisses us off.     

[Ali Katt]

Im not even convinced its her but a troll playing the cunt, I've had many an e-mail from Americans & not one started with Y'all.
Come on troll lets get it over with shall we 

It's not a troll it is her 100% guaranteed.

[Matium]

Bareback?  I don't know what says that, but prostitution is illegal in my country, so that's absolutely false and any emailer mentioning any sort of sex can sadly never become a client.

WTF!

No mention of sex in e-mails?

What on Earth is a man paying her $2,500 an hour for?

To play tiddlywinks?

Classic case of self-delusion.

She's a prostitute but doesn't to admit to herself that she is one.

Amy, did you write your Adultwork profile?

Bareback is on your list of likes!

[a10]

... otherwise basically aids with airmiles.

Now that's an advertising slogan! 

What a pretentious crock of shite that profile is. For my twopence worth it's a troll and not the real Amy, someone of her high class and eminent intelligence wouldn't hang out with us mere mortals on UKP. She's much more likely to be jet-setting off to Wales to get fucked bareback up the shitter by some random for the "bargin" price of $2500 (barely breaks even, don't you know?) than slum it with us. 

[Stealthshagger]

WTF!

No mention of sex in e-mails?

What on Earth is a man paying her $2,500 an hour for?

To play tiddlywinks?

Classic case of self-delusion.

She's a prostitute but doesn't to admit to herself that she is one.

Amy, did you write your Adultwork profile?

Bareback is on your list of likes!

she lists culinary arts, aviation, snow skiing and markmanship as her hobbies. Maybe she will make a sarnie at 2500 an hour

[yorkshire123]

It's not a troll it is her 100% guaranteed.

I assume by that you have access to more info than i do?

[Ali Katt]

she lists culinary arts, aviation, snow skiing and markmanship as her hobbies. Maybe she will make a sarnie at 2500 an hour

Food sex, flights of fantasy. snow balling and aim the semen at her tattoos.

[lewishamguy]

To respond to Matium:

1) It's $2500 for up to 3 hours, and I'm on a bazillion sites (just Google me)

2) I guess because no one has given any feedback, if they've met me from here (I don't know, never ask clients how they found me and have only met 6 new men since May 2013, all Americans so probably not from here).

3) I'm available worldwide and travel to/for clients all over the place (been to London and Wales many times, with several different men). 

To respond to Stealthshagger:

The Hong Kong scenario will only work if I can find other clients to make that profitable (probably won't work; only been to Hong Kong once and the guy paid my 2-day rate, so it made sense).  That's how escorts tour while keeping the rate per client less than what it would cost to cover expenses--they collect deposits/prebookings from several clients to ensure a breakeven, and then go (you'll see lots of ladies available away from their home cities with an individual client rate that wouldn't cover all costs...it's very common, just look around at individual escort websites).

Bareback?  I don't know what says that, but prostitution is illegal in my country, so that's absolutely false and any emailer mentioning any sort of sex can sadly never become a client.

You guys are pretty mean here...why?  I've been nothing but nice; I've been a well-known, honest, quality escort for 14 years (Google me).  Why do you want to mistreat me when I've done nothing wrong to any of you?  Is that fun for you guys?

xoxo,

Amy Taylor

Ah! so you don't know what's been written in your profile probably because it's run and managed by your PA
 

[Stealthshagger]

hey you guuuuuys, you scared away the flying ace master chef hooker that doesnt do sex (only fisting, bareback and cum in mouth). This is why we cant have nice things