Having watched the Arsenal reject sky one from twelve yards the night before, I woke up with heavy balls. ⚽🍆⚽ I elected myself to step-up and take one for team UKP.
This profile has been handed over to a Thai-Japanese and I was curious to see what stands between the sticks. 🥅
Link: External Link/Members OnlyVisited: December 2022.
Comms: I think this is the crew from Lewisham (not the other bunch that has piss poor comms and ghost). Arranged via text and booked a slot. Asked if I can have a quick shower to warm myself up.
Location: 7min walk from East Croydon Station. Same flat and room I met Thai.Bella, reviewed a few months back. Private block with good bed and separate bathroom. *Never bumped into another punter but be aware it’s two girls and usually shoes off at the door, so don’t wear your best sneakers.
The girl: Magic door trick. Turn around and I kid you not, she’s in a rainbow fishnet dress (like the net on goalpost) with no underwear so tits and vag on display. First thing that ran through my mind was ‘neon fishnet dress from True Anal’.
Check out the face and my spidey-sense goes into overdrive.

Eyes tune to VAR checking for off(under)-side. Bottle job, like a chicken on a ball or fire the cannon? BOOM!! 💥
Age; Says 25 but I say heading towards 30. 5ft-6 max. Balloon enhanced tits the size of lawn bowls, not my favourite tbh.
Trimmed Vag. Guess size 6-8. OK English. Clean and warm body but had morning breath. Body: 8/10. Face: I’m 99.99% sure it’s a woman but the dry skin foundation and glitter eye shadow gives the ‘tranny try hard’ vibe. 8.5/10. Would had preferred a natural look like her pics.
It’s 100% the same girl in the pictures. After the punt I actually take out my phone and we both go through the different pics and I question if the lady in blue dress is her since the hips looks wider.
Price: £60 for 15 mins. Sorted out the paperwork.
Pop into shower for quick rinse to warm hands and cock, then straight in her mouth OWO. Not long after I’m standing to attention, I’m bagged up.
Start in doggy. She has some looong legs so I have to fuck her taking the knee (Just like the England lads). I had to widen her stance further to ensure I hit the back of the net properly. As I got at it with reasonable pace she pulls my hands towards the balloons, perhaps signalling for me to drill her hard? I’m playing for extra time girl!
Pull out and ask her to test her riding skills. She jumps on and rides deep and we both take turns fucking each other. She goes from (both) grinding to bouncing (and positioning) so my dick is working her G spot. Love how she locks her legs beneath mine to get max penetration.
Quick wrist check tells me the final whistle in coming and I want to finish in mish. Flipped with her head just over the mattress and start dropping dick from the sky. She ask to stop as her neck is in an uncomfortable position.
The kind gent I am, just move back a foot like a dodgy free-kick and pull her legs towards me. (Do my best to ignore the size 7 feet

) Wait!.. she grabs my lubido lube and puts a pea sized drop on my gloved hand. Legs back and start pumping her hard, then slow down and get in close to watch her face.
Get back to chasing the goal and pin her legs right over and start pounding deep. She probably saw my eyes roll back as I filled the bag and continued until I emptied my balls.

Door to door time; >15mins and didn’t seem to be rushed.
Conclusion: Good for a quick P&D. Finished like Dirty Harry

She’s like those Instagram models, chasing the quick coins for LV and Dior bags.
Affiliates herself more with Tokyo Japan, not Bangkok so I’m gonna strike her off my Japanese bucket list.
Pic attached for best representation. She’s slightly darker in complexion and her make-up just looks a few shades too light, hence a tranny look.
Not for the faint hearted anyways.Hidden Image/Members Only