External Link/Members OnlyCost £40
Duration 1 hour
Communication
Phoned an hour before made appointment, receptionist English is not the best.
When I arrived handed over my £40 as per website, I was told its £50 for an hour. Took my money and was leaving and receptionist was all smiles and said sorry, only £40.
Venue
Quite street near Carlisle town centre, lots of paid and free parking around.
Massage
Bee was the lady who did the massage, age about sixty, heavy tattoos on both her arms and she wore glasses. She washed my feet in what smelt like commercial disinfectant. The room was cold, and I got her to put the heater on, it never warmed up. Massage was done on a proper massage table and was OK, she used baby lotion. She did a strange thing, kept poking her finger into my body with pressure, which was sore.
I could hear man I assumed to be the owner having a phone conversation through the thin walls. He had the phone on speaker as I could hear both ends of the conversation, very off putting as I was trying to relax.
Bee massaged my upper legs but no sexual sweeps, I asked her for a HE but she said no. I get the feeling you will have no chance of a HE.
Pros
Massage was OK
Cons
Trying to charge me more than the website
Cold room
Owner talking loudly on his phone
No shower offered
I would not return