Author Topic: Millie Ryder XXX - Lymm services  (Read 3925 times)


8 review(s) for Millie Ryder XXX (3 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Derrick101]

Offline Hiratioblowmyhorn

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I should have taken more notice of the reviews on here but dick brain won. They were mixed in fairness and a lot of the negativity was to do with booking… of which I had none, or at least very little.

 
Let’s start with looks. Idk how she got such positive feedback in the past, subjective I guess. I’d give her 6/10 body, 5/10 face. Not for me. Great looking pussy and half decent bolt ons. A bit firm. Bit of a flabby belly and arse, nothing too bad. She has her lips done and they look stupid and if I had to guess, she’s had something done to her cheeks. Looks a bit alien like to me.

The booking was done over the phone for the most part. She was late for a start, despite originally telling me she was going to be early, I arrived 30 mins early to accommodate. After sitting in my car watching the entrance like a hawk for 25 mins I text her, and again 5 mins later (at the agreed start time) telling her if I don’t hear from her in the next 5 I’m leaving. She calls 4 mins later and says she got caught in traffic and she’s just checking in.

This was a lie, I watched the entrance for one and secondly there was a spent rubber and a wet wipe in the bin.

Service wise: owo was mediocre, not bad, bit too rough with the HJ for my liking.

Mish was… decent. She does DFK but her technique didn’t gel with mine. She rode CG for about a minute then requested doggy… which was the highlight of the punt because I didn’t have to look at her face and her lazy eye. Decent arse to pound away at and I filled the bag.

She then disappeared to take calls in the bathroom (this is when I discovered the contents of the bin and her lies).

Round 2 was a no go, I wasn’t really attracted to her and the mild enthusiasm has dissipated from her approach. After about a minute of BJ she said “it’s not gonna happen is it” and then proceeded to usher me into the bathroom to wash up and fuck off, a full 20 minutes early at this point. I let her know how displeased I was and how much I’m paying her per minute, I wanted a back massage. She said no, and complained about how back-to-back her bookings are today (as if I give a fuck). I kinda wish I’d laid it on thicker and hammered home the message but I was angry and wanted out, so I just left.

All in all, horrible bitch, not particularly attractive and I hope this review will help dust up that phone of hers.

Fuck I miss sandys superstars days. I have such a shit track record on AW.

Offline Hiratioblowmyhorn

Oh £150 for an hour, forgot to add that.

Offline Southernbloke

She sounds bloody grim mate . It says on her profile that her breasts are natural so she’s lying about that as well.
You have probably saved us punters a lot of money but I do feel sorry for you.
Chin up mate and better luck next time

Offline Hiratioblowmyhorn

I did read somewhere she’d had them done to 32FF recently. I think that’s a bit generous on the sizing. Shape wise they’re ok, they’re semi soft. The thing that makes me say they’re a bit shit is they’re about a mile apart. More like armpit testicles  :thumbsdown:

Offline Southernbloke

More like armpit testicles 

That made me laugh 😂
Glad you haven’t lost your sense of humour 👍

Offline OakTree

Oh dear it’s getting worse and worse with her. Her admin is appalling, she just doesn’t seem to be able to organise her meets.

It looks like she’s going mad on the plastic too. I’m pretty sure her lips weren’t filled at all when I saw her but her boobs were relatively new from what I gathered.

Excellent review.

Offline Al R

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Oh dear it’s getting worse and worse with her. Her admin is appalling, she just doesn’t seem to be able to organise her meets.

It looks like she’s going mad on the plastic too. I’m pretty sure her lips weren’t filled at all when I saw her but her boobs were relatively new from what I gathered.

Excellent review.
No lip, cheek filler or bolt ons when I saw her - then again a lot can change in nearly 3 years and obviously has with her! Defo sounds like one to avoid
« Last Edit: December 10, 2022, 03:40:08 am by Al R »