External Link/Members OnlyAbsolutely shocking service.
£25 30min no prior booking.
£40 B2B with the older lady.
Massage table with no shower in room, no shower offered.
Asked about extras before I'd even taken my coat off.
Masseuse late 40s early 50s, tattoo lower back and on boob. Mummy tummy, stank of cigarettes.
Some small talk, said I hadn't been before (I had a couple of times in the past before frequenting the forum). Asked if it had been busy and it hadn't - now I know why.
Massage was very mediocre focussed mainly with elbows on back and then some leg rubs, then straight into B2B. I thought why not, no reviews on here of the place, let's see if it's changed.
Another punter came in part way through the booking and sounded the reasonable sort, could hear the entire conversation, they were a booking. She literally left my B2B and answered the door in only a coat.
After this she returned and just rushed everything, not that there was mu h to rush as I just wanted out. All was lost, of what little there was to begin with.
Was putting my clothes on and noticed it had only been 20minutes. Asked for £10 back, she said no sorry. So I said well that isn't very good you should get more staff.
She lead me out the back door as the other punter didn't want to see anyone.
TLDR; £65 for 20 minute shit massage, with even shittier B2B from an older Chinese bird who stank of fags and didn't even get to empty my balls.
P.s. - what is it with Asian chicks and most of them having no arse?
At least the Chinese takeaway next door is good
