IntroductionsSo after successfully completing No Nut November, I thought what better way to celebrate than with a good old rub and tug. Now I’d read that Full Service wasn’t on offer here but let me tell you gentlemen, it most definitely is. And delivered with… very mixed reactions.
CommsGot the horn around lunchtime and was still at work so rang up the nearest place (which happened to be there) and made an appointment. Usual stuff, “what name?”, “when for?”, “how long?”, had a feeling it was same girl on the phone as the one I saw (same voice, minus the feedback). Anyway booked for 5pm (which was a
MASSIVE 
mistake) and headed up after shift ended.
Time & LocationAs said, booked for 5pm thinking nothing of it. It’s not like most folks finish work at that time and the shop is right on Shirley High Street. Granted it’s busy almost constantly but the queues of traffic and passer-by, it was obvious where I was going and what I was up to. My advice, go on a weekday morning/afternoon, not at prime time rush hour traffic like this Twat did. Location is easy to get to, although you might be better off parking in the suburbs or maybe even the Lidl further up the road?
Place is… okay, yeah I’m going with okay. There’s a sofa in the middle of the entry room and overall looked quite cluttered and disorganised. Think there was three girls as there’s three rooms. Caught a glimpse of another as my attendee escorted me to her space. The rooms themselves are your usual. Very narrow, little room to do anything. Smelt nice, plenty of scented oils and incense to thank for that.
Girl & ServiceThe girl was everything I look for in Asian ladies so this is where the majority of the positive comes from, the only negative being her attitude at times. Petit, late 30s, big brown eyes, bouncy little breasts with long, long nipples on them and a peachy little bum. She was very warm but sharp on arrival. Instructing more than guiding, but I’m not complaining.
Starts the massage after telling me to undress. £50 for the massage, decent for an hour if you ask me. Stashes the money whilst I undress and lay down. Comes in and lubes up her hands. She’s been complimenting me since I came in so I’m guessing business was slow and she wanted some extra cash. Her hands had barely touched my calves before she’s asking “you want happy ending?”. Gladly, what’s on offer, I ask.
“Happy ending”
“Oral, no wrap, naked”
“Body to body, no wrap”
“Fuck.”
Woah, I thought. So it is available. Had some extra cash so asked for full service. “Haha, greedy”, she giggled, smacked my arse and then her tone changed “show me money, now”. Agreed 45 for the full service so all in all not even 100. In her wallet it goes and she the proceeds to strip. Has got a bit of a mum tum but it doesn’t bother me. I’m in my 20s, have liked MILFs my entire sex life.
Things got a bit weird during the sex stage. She wraps my chap in baby wipes and then proceeds to suck him with the wipes on. But before I could speak, she whips it off then proceeds to perform real good head. Sadly it was quick, and she asks throughout “you ready? Fuck.” Sure, okay.
Like I said, I had about a months worth in the balls so finishing was very abrupt, but she didn’t seem to notice and kept bouncing away in CG, all the right noises, allowed for fingering and playing with her breasts, arse and neck. Even let me bring her down to me, which I know a few don’t (too intimate?). Anyway, she gives me this look as if condom broke going “leak?” Stopping and panting away only to find it hadn’t and that I suppose she had just got too excited. I then spoke up, saying “I’d finished about a minute ago, to which she angrily replied “why you not tell me?”, granted it might’ve seemed dangerous but brain wasn’t quite working.
She wasn’t too bothered after finding out the scare wasn’t needed and then finished the massage. Amazing massage, definitely needed. My job is hard and my activities outside of it harder, and she was super attentive to all the areas I directed her to where pain had built up over few months. Chatty throughout, enjoyed looking at my tattoos, asking me about fav movies. It might’ve all been superficial but it’s the thought that counts. Have some Thai words along my forearm she was giddy about, followed by a bunch of comments about muscles and good physique that weren’t swept under the rug. Eventually she even started getting the horn near the end, asking to go again but I convinced her I’d have to habe longer than an hour, I’m very much one pop. She didn’t seem to like this, was very weird but she got over it as we neared the end.
Little kisses on the neck and cheek and a quick neck and shoulder rub then barks at me to get dressed and gives a little cuddle before asking me to come back next week.
ConclusionI’m saying a mild positive. The girl was what I look for, service was great, OWO wasn’t expected but happy it was there, fantastic massage. My only issues are location, attitude at times and layout. Oh and leaving at 6pm… make sure you have a hood if you go around this time too.
