Author Topic: Ava Valentine - Bristol  (Read 5389 times)


79 review(s) for Ava.Valentine (70 positive, 7 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Davey Dykes]

Offline Timon1990

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Copied a review layout from a neutral of hers.
Incall in Bristol centre, nice enough hotel

Comms: Average, messaged on Aw and had a reply about a day later with a number to text. Messaged the number with no reply for a few days so another message on AW and arranged from there. I asked Ava to accept the booking request so I knew the booking was confirmed but didn't get a reply to this (turns out her phone is broken so can use all the other features but not press accept, who knows)

The lady - Seemed like she could be a nice woman on a good day, shame I got her on a bad day it seems. A lot have described her as gorgeous a few not so much. I'm definitely on the not so much side of the fence. Body nice but not as nice as pictures portray.
So Ava explained to me that she had been on a booking the night before and was really hungover and had to cancel on all her earlier customers and I wish she had cancelled on me too.
It was definitely a big effort to be there for her, really hard to get the meeting flowing at all was like she was running on empty and completely disinterested

Services: Good oral without nice trying to deepthroat and nice and sloppy. A previous review mentioned a smell on her breath and I got the same. I don't mind shaved or trimmed pubs but she was mostly shaved with a few straggly hairs, not being the freshest smelling also oral on her didn't last long at all which is something I usually enjoy.
First one in the bag in doggy
Blow job end with cim and swallow, previous had said she is good swallower but I was just about done and she had swallowed and got up, I wanted to be drained and some.
Saying that I couldn't think of anything worse on a hangover.

Overall -  Disappointed given the previous reports here and definitely won't be returning.

Offline bristolnick

Sorry to hear you had a shit time. She should 100% called it off if she was hungover.

Offline dogsbollocks

Think I know when you saw her, because she gave exactly the same explanation to me and that's too much of a coincidence! I think I was ahead of you though, because my experience was rather better. For example I asked her to dress in a mini without panties and she did just that, bending over the bed so I could grope her from behind. I think she is the consummate hooker - properly understands and caters for the carnal desires of men  :)  Rare thing that amongst the SP community IMO and probably why she has 700+ positive AW ratings. I rather like the lady because it's an uncomplicated properly sexual encounter - not much preliminary stuff straight into the sex.  Three cheers for that, but very sorry to hear your experience was less good and if I wore her out I can only apologise, but actually don't think I'm to blame....that's the bastard who had her the night before both of us...

Offline bristolnick

Think I know when you saw her, because she gave exactly the same explanation to me and that's too much of a coincidence! I think I was ahead of you though, because my experience was rather better. For example I asked her to dress in a mini without panties and she did just that, bending over the bed so I could grope her from behind. I think she is the consummate hooker - properly understands and caters for the carnal desires of men  :)  Rare thing that amongst the SP community IMO and probably why she has 700+ positive AW ratings. I rather like the lady because it's an uncomplicated properly sexual encounter - not much preliminary stuff straight into the sex.  Three cheers for that, but very sorry to hear your experience was less good and if I wore her out I can only apologise, but actually don't think I'm to blame....that's the bastard who had her the night before both of us...

We need a review from you and that bastard from the night before now!

Offline Pawgylove

Ava has cancelled for less in the past, so I’m surprised she went ahead with the booking.
Have to agree with OP about the stench in her breath, it’s something I’ve noticed in the past  :vomit: it wasn’t there the last time I saw her though, hence why there was no mention in my review

@dogsbollocks: you are spot on about her! The uncomplicated sexual encounter with her is like nothing else I’ve had with any other SPs, she literally grabs you from the door and is happy to do whatever you ask.

@bristolnick:  :lol: :lol: were you the bastard from the night before?  :D
Imagine having ava for a whole night though!!! Fuck me i’d deflate that arse

Offline Timon1990

.that's the bastard who had her the night before both of us...
I'll share the blame out 80, 20 with the pair of you then ... :P

It's a shame as it looks like she just wasn't her usual self. I didn't have a shit time so to speak I had a very neutral time, however the things that came with it tipped the scales to a negative for me.
She kept checking her phone throughout also which was off-putting. She was having food after our meet so assume she was just running on empty.

Offline dogsbollocks


Imagine having ava for a whole night though!!! Fuck me i’d deflate that arse
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An arse like that would take more than a night to deflate IMO.

Offline bristolnick


@bristolnick:  :lol: :lol: were you the bastard from the night before?  :D
Imagine having ava for a whole night though!!! Fuck me i’d deflate that arse

That ass would be destroyed!

Offline notcalledchris

Smelly breath might be due to all the piss that she takes in her mouth??

Offline Cheltclient

Smelly breath might be due to all the piss that she takes in her mouth??

Yeah, from memory people have said in the past that she’s a passionate rimmer. Which is grim. She was fresh as a daisy when I saw her though but if I encountered that - what a passion killer.

I recall years ago I was snogging an escort and she had clearly not long had a pack of cheese and onion crisps. Remember finding that gross for some reason!!! Obviously not as bad as a rim smell though!!!


Offline bristolnick

Smelly breath might be due to all the piss that she takes in her mouth??

I might have to leave her some piss if i see her again. Will warn everyone i am going there!

Offline notcalledchris

Good man.  She is a great urinal.

Offline juxta

Kinda off putting if she's getting pissed on and eating ass all-day lol.

Offline Coriniumstud

On my AW hot-list but if she’s eating ass maybe it should be my Shit hot-list :D

Offline bnhdgsn

I don't see the appeal - although I did enjoy a donkey saucisson once.

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Offline Cheltclient

She was never going to be gone long

Offline niceguy30!!

This sounds like the day I was going to see her, but she wanted to change the time last minute as she was running late, or actually hungover. Glad I didn't agree to the time change now.

Offline Bristolboy