Zoe BBW. UB5. Worst body ever.

[piano_tuner]

£60 for 30 mins. External Link/Members Only
Comms: 6/10. Weekday evening. Quick text replies. All fine, but could've supplied a bit more guidance to the right door.
Venue: 6/10. Difficult to find the flat. Eventually spotted a huge girl standing in a lit ground-floor doorway. Bedroom was clean and unexpectedly spacious and luxurious once inside with a big "Santa's Sleigh" wooden bed.
Appearance: 1/10. The pics are her, but tellingly they're all rear views. She looks 20 months pregnant but is completely flat-chested. Worst hip to waist ratio ever. Don't feel the photos are a fair representation.
Service & Attitude: 5/10. Friendly and clean. Delivered a decent enough OWO blowjob followed by doggie sex. Don't think mish would be physically possible. Spent no time at all playing around with her in other ways.
Final Thoughts. I'm fine with a chubby girl as they've usually got boobs that keep them in the game. But she's somehow dodged this. Don't really think she should be in the business of selling sex with a body like that.

[Sexyboy0508]

Venue: 6/10. Difficult to find the flat. Eventually spotted a huge girl standing in a lit ground-floor doorway. Bedroom was clean and unexpectedly spacious and luxurious once inside with a big "Santa's Sleigh" wooden bed.
Service & Attitude: 5/10. Friendly and clean. Delivered a decent enough OWO blowjob followed by doggie sex. Don't think mish would be physically possible. Spent no time at all playing around with her in other ways.
Final Thoughts. I'm fine with a chubby girl as they've usually got boobs that keep them in the game. But she's somehow dodged this. Don't really think she should be in the business of selling sex with a body like that.

You've said friendly and clean twice in your report which is encouraging.

Like you, I love a chubby girl. I don't mind that she's flat-chested as long as she has a big ass.

She doesn't have any other reviews on UK Punting or AW though which makes me hesitant to see her...

[piano_tuner]

You know what, if she posted a few, honest, front on pics, she'd probably be a big hit with fetishists that like that look. Her dimensions really are extraordinary. And there's no doubting her back end (which has a huge distinctive tattoo). I wonder if I was a bit harsh negging her.