External Link/Members OnlyI`m an idiot.
Had the horn, was in a rush and thought she looked just like the tall blonde posh Miss Moneypenny type milf I would love to meet so jotted down her number and called whilst away from the mainframe - abjectly failed to check UKP before I rushed out and if I had her reviews here would have ensured this did not happen and I retained £120....
Comms - good enough, directed me to a car park near the flat which she could see from the window - but the car park was strictly employees only and overlooked by an office full of said employees, so I parked nearish although she still insisted I go through the car park so she could see me.....must have passed the test because then directed to a nice air b n b across the road. All in the Ferry which as most will know is posh for Dundee
All the way upstairs, left standing at door for a few minutes, she hid behind it...
In I go and she is half the expected height , big tits and a fat gut...nice enough but plain facially and short dyed blonde. I guess in her 50s.
Chatty. Very chatty, often repetitive. Was thinking I`d stay an hour for a fabulous romp but cut to half hour on sight and as weirdness increased...
More chat, stripped off, bit of a cold handed massage, some momentary teasing, flip over and then a hand job. I was fine with that as had lost most of the horn by then....all delivered perfunctually. She did say she was not keen on sex , finds condoms a hassle etc and the slight look of distaste on her face as she discussed made me feel like I was no longer keen on sex either.... All the while prattling on about stuff.
Dressed and out the door in around 25 minutes feeling like a dick for going through with it.
To be honest she`s a nice enough lady, just not what is advertised and not interested in what she`s offering, all at a high price of course....now I`ve read her profile again I can see warning signs in the sheer amount of prattle in it.
So this is just to warn anyone else who`s even thinking about it. Unless you like any of the above reality of service she is in clear breach of advertising standards. Just don`t.
So I went off to see a hot looking Brazilian the following day, I`ll review that when I get another moment
