Gumtree link below…
External Link/Members OnlySaw this add a few weeks back and figured I’d take a punt - fired off a quick message and confirmed a one hour full body massage for £35 and arranged a time a couple of hours later.
Location: she was working out of a friends salon near Meanwood, she said she uses it when the salon is closed so you’ve got the place to yourself. Portable massage bed in the middle and curtains all closed for privacy but no actual massage room so you’re just in the middle of the salon which was a bit odd. She had a heater on but the whole place was freezing so I wasn’t massively impressed to start with.
Meet: had no idea what to expect and to be honest wasn’t thrilled when she answered the door, I’d say mid 50s and definitely a BBW - not bad looking facially but she’s a big girl. Pleasant enough though and as no extras had been discussed I was just interested to see how things went.
The massage itself was ok, nothing to write home about. It was more a relaxation rub than a proper massage technique but I’ve had a lot worse. Covered with a towel throughout and no real indication of any extras on offer while I was face down - to be honest I was fairly bored and definitely not turned on at this point.
On the flip and she spent a bit of time on my legs, stomach and chest - again no hint of extras. She then moved onto spending ages massaging my head and face, I was pretty close to telling her to stop as she seemed to just be faffing around.
Anyway, figured I’d got nothing to lose and asked if she does happy endings. She seemed a bit shocked but then said ‘why didn’t you ask earlier?!’. She said make it £50 for the hour and she’d go for it.
The handjob was very average, no great technique and I had to ask her to use oil after a couple of minutes of trying without. Anyway the inevitable happened and she cleaned me up.
Summary: I’d have gone for neutral if the massage itself was good / competent. But an average massage and below par happy ending make it a negative for me.
Also the oil she used stank of lavender - no shower facility and my whole body and clothes smelt afterwards. Would have been very obvious if the mrs was in when I got home!
