Author Topic: "Glamourous Milf" near Horsham  (Read 3714 times)


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Offline Ivor Hunch

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Late summer 2022.

£200 for an hour.

Comms-  all very quick, clear and professional, by AW, then SMS and phone call at the end to guide me in.

Flat in large country house literally in the middle of no-where.  Easy to find.  Clear directions to her door.  No problems there, tough one would assume other tenants must have some curiosity as the number of men presumably turning up.

Looks-  hmmmm.  I would guess she is late 40s/ 50ish, the add 10 to AW of 37 rule probably works quite well.   Her body is phenomenal.  Claims to be a former professional ballerina, and can well believe it.  Don't recall ever being with someone so thin and fit.   the photos must be a good few years old, i guess, but she still looks that physically fit-  if anything, even more wiry/ muscly, in upper body.  Breasts are small, cute nipples, but age having the start of an effect on the breasts themselves- they are slightly under-nourished.  Face is too thin, and was too made up for my taste.  Looked slightly gaunt.

"Service"-  we plainly did not "click".  I got the impression that SP cannot "act"- has to be into the experience or it doesn't work.  And it didn't for us.  Reluctant to kiss (and kssing is very importnat to me) so mutual foreplay felt very perfunctory.   Condom on for OW (had not discussed before whether it was going to be OW or OWO-  did not ask for latter as the condom was produced with such certainty that i felt asking for OWO would jsut caues confrontation).  BJ was 100mph and i was glad for the rubber as it provided some shielding from the teeth.  Missionary to my completion.  Certainly not hers-  looked utterly disinterested as I thought of a previous punt wiht someone else to try to get myself over the line.

Huge number of positive reviews on AW-  I suspect that they may be genuine, in that if SP gets to build a relationship it could all work out.  Also I suspect would work better for someone who is submissive.  I was looking purely for a relaxed sensual gfe, and it was not that.

Return, no.  recommend- not on my experience, but it could be one where YMMV very considerably. 


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funnily enough I was just starting a review - it will be almost identical to yours

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It could be worse, if you were on sloppy seconds  :D

funnily enough I was just starting a review - it will be almost identical to yours

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i look forward to it!

posted - it wasn't easy - you covered her pretty well I could have just cut and pasted   :)

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posted - it wasn't easy - you covered her pretty well I could have just cut and pasted   :)
O Dear, I'd noticed this SP and was seriously thinking of meeting her, but your two posts seemed to have given me some reservations on all this.
Thanks for the reviews :hi:

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O Dear, I'd noticed this SP and was seriously thinking of meeting her, but your two posts seemed to have given me some reservations on all this.
Thanks for the reviews :hi:

I have had worse punts - in fact a lot worse - and as Ivor said YMMV but at £200 ph you would be taking a risk.

It wouldnt surprise me if she got a genuine positive but I won't be going back 
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I have had worse punts - in fact a lot worse - and as Ivor said YMMV but at £200 ph you would be taking a risk.

It wouldnt surprise me if she got a genuine positive but I won't be going back
Trouble is at £200 you dont expect to be fencing around with extras and you can reasonable expect a quality punt at that price. Its a big chance any one is taking when visiting this SP. :hi:
Thankfully we have UKP to keep us updated :thumbsup: