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External Link/Members Only TLDR: Having seen so many rave reviews and also seen the previous flat occupant of Anna Thai who I reviewed positively I thought this was a safe bet, but alas no.I went in with no major expectations and gave her the best shot possible with a positive attitude and every chance to be a good punt but she fucked it. With so many positive reviews of her either I'm clearly on a different planet expectations wise, or caught her on the worst day of her life. only one shit BJ pop instead of two pops and anal paid for, and even forgetting the obvious time wasting tactics was rushed out of the door 10 minutes before the end of my time.
Price(s): £150 for 1 hour 2 pops with DFK owo and anal agreed. Only got one pop in BJ and she never managed anal, with no money returned for shortened service. OWO she did do but avoided kissing by just sticking her tongue out and flapping it about weirdly.
Logistics: Easy enough on messaging and as I had already been to the location before I knew it all already.
Location: Parking space available and you can wait in the public spaces briefly until she messages you the spot number.
Looks: Initially i was super happy as her face is prettier than the pics which are comically shitely photoshopped. Her body is dumpy with a pancake flat arse and not really great enhanced boobs which she maneuvers herself for you not to touch.
Attitude & Service: Really can't be fucked to give a full report so bulletpoints:
* The usual wait behind the door followed by stripping you and washing you in the shower - this time using the bath tub instead of the proper shower anna thai used
15 minutes of faffing which cut into my time massively and i strongly suspect was time-wasting.
* I was smiley and chatty until the very end but she was mostly cold and distant for most of the punt, reacting to things I said as if they were insults when they were literally compliments...
* Wore nurse's uniform as requested for precisely 30 seconds before removing and never putting on again. whats the fucking point.
* Has a routine (typical asian style) of kissing you up and down before BJ on the bed, felt very cold and mechanical. I was hoping for a bit more GFE and kissing but this was clearly not possible. I don't mind asian style 'service' though so would have enjoyed regardless but it was so cold and mechanical.
* Kept wiping her nose as if she had just done coke. Like A LOT. every minute she was doing it. To be fair, she didnt seem intoxicated at all, but the way she kept doing it over and over was very very weird and offputting. No she didnt have a cold.
* Charged extra for anal but then repeated "IM SHO SHMALL" perhaps a million times, no make that two million, and only tried in one very specific position which had my legs stretched out so far it was difficult to keep my balance and it was so unsexy i lost my wood. I said before we started and then during that we dont have to, but like an idiot i had already paid. Apparently cus she
tried I don't get a refund. Did she mention she was SHO SHALL?!? yes a million fucking times. Don't fucking advertise it or take money if you cant really do it you are SHOOOO SHMALLLLLLL
*claimed no english and did the classic 'i dont understand' for most of the punt which is bullshit. Later after the failed anal attempt and i popped the only time with a lazy blowjob from her, we got talking about Thai and Asian food in general. At this point she perked up massively and talked so much, and understood everything.
* Deliberately time wasting with the above chatting and also with a 15 minutes big washing down at the beginning which I later found out was cutting into my time. After 20 minutes of the mechanical kissing my body up and down and the terrible attempt at anal that failed, she then spent 20 minutes chatting to me about asian food.
Now: two pops had been agreed at the beginning so i only assumed she knew this and we would be getting into round 2 when we were both ready but NO with 10 minutes still on the clock (having lost 15 or so minutes being scrubbed down at the beginning despite being clean from a shower at home) she announced I HAD TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW CUS NEXT PUNTER IS COMING As I had ten minutes left on the clock from when i walked in the door, let alone more like 30-40 without her scrubbing and chatting time-wasting, I inisted on a shower to get rid of the anal lube i was covered in. She was clearly annoyed now that I wasnt walking out the door but as far as i'm concerned that was her fault and problem NOT MINE.
* Halfway through the anal attempt and despite being funny about hygiene slagging off all UK Men because we
are terrible at hygiene and so dirty, she proceeded to floss her arse and crack with the towel i was given. At the end of the punt when i was being rushed out she got angry that I used her towel (no idea it was hers, it seemed like a clean one on the side) as if
I was being disgusting . She then took
her towel off me and then shoved the one she had used to floss her arsecrack in my face and the dumb cow was oblivious to why I wouldnt touch it. She had been so argumentative and headstrong at the beginning that I couldnt be fucked to explain and politely declined.
Whilst getting dressed she once again was shoving the arse-juice-smeared-towel in my face like I was offending her for not using it (why she would care if I was dry I have no idea) and at this point I lost it and dramatically changed my tone from the cheery nice tone I had used all punt to a very stern "NO THANK YOU. I AM FINE. LEAVE ME ALONE." She finally got the hint I wasn't in the mood for this shit anymore and left me alone.
* walked into the next punter coming up in the lift which is always weird. Clearly I was a victim of back-to-back overstacking of bookings and so i got s rushed service as a result.
Conclusion: If i want a fussy annoying and pushy woman costing me a fair wedge of cash to not really let me do what i want or has been agreed, no GFE or sex and no emotion, I'd stay at home with the mrs
Also despite making a big point of UK men being dirty, offensively so in fact, her hygiene practices of re-using towels between punters that she flossed her lubey arse crack with, coupled with a sink wash inbetween punters, shows her to be a dirty dirty hypocrite.
Would I return? Fuck no. I'm sticking to P&Ds and sugar babies now, the AW punting scene is a fucking joke.
have included some of the funnier pics on her profile where the photoshopped straight lines going bendy are particularly noticeable Hidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members Only
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