Melinda - Olina's - Bayswater / Royal Oak - Awful

[gman28]

Since it appears that Tracy has left the agency for good I decided to see Melinda again to see if her service could be improved upon. This was a big mistake.

When: recently
Fee: 220 - > 90 mins
Girl: External Link/Members Only
Previous Review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=360183.msg3707711#msg3707711

Arrived and buzzed in. Concierge released the door before Melinda answered. Asked what flat I was here for and I told him -> "Oh" (in a very unsurprised tone).
Anyway, headed for the lift and up to Melinda's flat. Her greeting was as distant as the last, did not seem pleased to see me. Gave the briefest brush of her hand over my jeans in the groin area and then went to stand about 1.5m away I guess waiting for me to produce the paperwork, did so and Melinda told me to get undressed, asked if I needed a shower -> yes.

She took me to the shower room demonstrated how it worked and said "I'll wait for you in there" - no offer to join and I could tell it would be pointless asking.
It was at this point I knew it was going to be crap and in hindsight I should have bounced but we've all been there I guess!
Didn't spend long in the shower as I'd already had one at home.

Headed to the bedroom where she was waiting, offered water and she immediately went for OWO, clutching onto a square of kitchen roll. I politely asked if we could at least start with some kissing, she obliged and did some very LFK, each time we stopped she wiped her mouth with the kitchen roll - great stuff(!)

I gave up and asked her to just join me on the bed instead, even my position on the bed became a problem and she demanded I re-adjust. Sucked on her nipples which she did not complain about then I went back for more LFK - kitchen roll is back right after.

I enquired if she likes oral on her -> "Okay". Then she got into position putting some pillows under her back. She kept her knees up and legs far enough apart so that I could literally only get my nose and the end of my tongue through and within 30 seconds she was complaining about my tongue. I don't know what word she was trying to use to explain the issue but I gave up trying to understand her after her 6th time of saying it and suggested she just do OWO instead which she delivered continuously spitting into that kitchen roll on every break.

At this point I got pretty distant and started just going through the motions and asked for sex. She applied the dom and moved into missionary, fake moans, no passion looked away until I came. Cleaned me up disappeared for about 5 minutes cleaning up in the bathroom.

Offered a massage which like I said previously is actually fairly decent, tried chatting with her. One word answers.

At the end she said "we try again?" -> why not. Back to the OWO with a now fresh piece of kitchen roll. After a while I asked for doggy and then did her mechanically in prone until I asked her to finish me by mouth -> "No I'll give you hand job until you are ready"

Hand job just like the last time wasn't doing anything for me so I suggested she move to oral which she very reluctantly agreed to and continued until I finally came.

Asked if I wanted a shower -> showed me how it worked again (as if I'd somehow forgotten from 80 mins earlier) then she departed.

When I returned from the shower she's just stood there holding my underwear like its the crown jewels or something. Dressed in silence with Melinda handing me each piece of clothing at a time. Gave me a hug and had the cheek to say "you come see me again"

Verdict: Negative. She does have a nice body and a tight pussy but her attitude is terrible. She's clearly jaded and wants to go home. An expensive passionless P&D with reduced services compared to my first visit.