I am generally in the habit of avoiding roms after too many poor experiences before finding this site. However I was horny as fuck and wanted to try something outside the usual options, there are slim pickings in this area apart from a couple of well-reviewed exceptions.
This girl had a couple of good reviews but admittedly these are a few years….What is life without risk hey. I’m a fucking idiot.
LinkExternal Link/Members OnlyComsEasy enough, a few texts to arrange, seemed fine on the phone. If the coms had been difficult, I wouldn’t have followed through.
LocationFine new build flats near Guildford station. Very very hot in the flat.
Price£70 for 30 (very strictly timed) minutes.
PhysicalOlder than photos, my first thought was that it was the woman on the profile but older. Having seen the other review on here I’m coming round to the fact it wasn’t her, even though I wasn’t totally sure. Similar style though, thick milfy type. Hair color was red rather than blonde. Nice tits, as I didn’t end up fucking her didn’t see much else.
MeetWhen I walked in she said ‘£80’ and I said well it says ‘£70 on AW’ she kind of huffed and puffed a bit but eventually agreed as I was considering walking.
From the moment I walked in I seemed to be annoying her slightly, she was kind of oscillating between being almost friendly and then mildly pissed off. When I asked if I could use the bathroom she was a bit put out, demanding I leave my clothes in the room. I refused to do this as I wanted to keep my wallet and phone on me.
Her profile states everything is included, before the meet I had asked her if prostate massage was included and she said yes.
When it came down to it I asked her about OWO with prostate massage and she said £30 extra, fuck that the way this is going, I’ll just stick to a hand job. She also started giving me a lecture about how I ‘have (pubic) hair’ and she ‘has to look after her health’. The prostate massage wasn’t actually a prostate massage it was just rubbing the bottom of my balls.
I made a very slight groan as she was doing the hand job, and then she stopped and starts interrogating me about it. It was an absolute mood killer ‘why are you sensitive.’ She then said I should do it to myself if I am so sensitive. When I asked if she could use her tits for the massage I was told ‘extra’ of course. She did, finally, take her bra off to show me her quite nice tits but when I touched them I was told ‘sensitive’ and I shouldn’t touch her nipples.
Now I was expecting to fuck her but the mood was just so off I thought I’d just let her finish me by hand. It isn’t worth the interrogation of me asking for anything more.
Then what I thought was her phone ringing I realized was an alarm she must have set the moment I walked in. My time is up! I thought for one moment that was it and she was going to tell me to get out. She did actually finish me off though, I did well to blow my load in spite of all the attitude.
Basically, an expensive hand job with poor attitude. In a way I’m annoyed at myself for not being a bit more forceful, but I try and keep the meet positive and it just couldn’t be redeemed.
ReturnErm, No, too much attitude and bad vibes, didn’t seem to be enjoying herself, fake excuses and time wasting. Barely counts as a punt.
