Amsterdam to replace RLD with multi-storey erotic centre

[sparkus]

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I propose to head up a punters delegation from Chelsea Cloisters to solve our Dutch cousins' horny, sorry, thorny dilemma.

[standardpostage]

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I propose to head up a punters delegation from Chelsea Cloisters to solve our Dutch cousins' horny, sorry, thorny dilemma.

They could have a floating, red light district, on a ship, on the river Amstel.

It could be managed by a captain and his semen 

The ladies would rent the cabins, the cost being covered by the guests !

The cabin crew uniform would obviously be red and pink 

PS The ship would be called Erotica.

[spiralnotebook]

 

Yes and you would be greeted by Seaman Staines at the boarding entrance…

[Mr Sinister]

Sounds like a good alternative proposal to keep everything in-house maybe it would lower anxiety for many punters would miss the RLD, quite a surreal and enjoyable experience

[standardpostage]

Yes and you would be greeted by Seaman Staines at the boarding entrance…

[StingRay]

Didn't the Botel fulfill the floating brothel requirement (at least when it was close to Amsterdam Centraal station)? I stayed there once, didn't punt but got high from the fumes coming under the door and through the open window! 

[standardpostage]

Didn't the Botel fulfill the floating brothel requirement (at least when it was close to Amsterdam Centraal station)? I stayed there once, didn't punt but got high from the fumes coming under the door and through the open window! 

Just googled Botel. Looks good 

[Stevelondon]

It’s an interesting read and I can see the fors and againsts.

My god. Could you see a discussion going on like this in London.

[DastardlyDick]

Another huge erection in Amsterdam? 😂😂

[dubs]

They could have a floating, red light district, on a ship, on the river Amstel.

Utrecht used to have floating brothel boats.  I don't know if I would trust those gangplanks after a leg-trembler

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[spiralnotebook]

It’s a shame it’s got so expensive to stay over now. A hotel we had stayed in at £60 p/n went up to £240 p/n for the same room in 12 months. I’ve been told Eindhoven is now a better destination for fun and jollies.

[ShadowProclamation]

Visiting Amsterdam's city centre, without the RLD, just won't be the same. I can see all the windows shutting, then the planning application for the proposed centre, mysteriously falling through.

[Josey Wales]

Visiting Amsterdam's city centre, without the RLD, just won't be the same. I can see all the windows shutting, then the planning application for the proposed centre, mysteriously falling through.

That's exactly what happened in Utrecht - the RLD on the canal boats was supposed to be replaced by an Eros Centre but it never happened due to planning objections etc.

[mr.bluesky]

They could have a floating, red light district, on a ship, on the river Amstel.

It could be managed by a captain and his semen 

The ladies would rent the cabins, the cost being covered by the guests !

The cabin crew uniform would obviously be red and pink 

PS The ship would be called Erotica.

And the lady's would have to wear fishnet stocking 

[standardpostage]

And the lady's would have to wear fishnet stocking 

[Maak]

Amsterdam RLD is where my first punt took place

[nbarnes]

Amsterdam RLD is where my first punt took place

...and mine.

Thanks to the Micer site (similar site to this that reviews Kamar girls) I always had a good time in Amsterdam and only got ripped off once.

Probably the best punt I ever had was in the 'dam with the legendary Maxie, she was lovely and kinky as hell.

[Marmalade]

It might make it a bit warmer in the winter

[WASA38]

PS The ship would be called Erotica.
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Or otherwise ''Venus'.

As in
'Twas on the good ship Venus
My God you should have seen us.
The figurehead was a pro in bed
Sucking a tossed off penis'
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[Marmalade]

PS The ship would be called Erotica.


Or otherwise ''Venus'.

As in
'Twas on the good ship Venus
My God you should have seen us.
The figurehead was a pro in bed
Sucking a tossed off penis'
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Hehe I remember that song from school — but few people could sing it past the first few lines.

[Bogof60]

First mates name was Hopper
By Christ he had a whopper
3 times round the deck
Once round his neck
And up his arse for a stopper.

More if required 😜

[Bogof60]

Captain's name was Able.....

Gawd dredging up the past now 😥

[Bogof60]

PS The ship would be called Erotica.


Or otherwise ''Venus'.

As in
'Twas on the good ship Venus
My God you should have seen us.
The figurehead was a pro in bed
Sucking a tossed off penis'
Etc  ------ External Link/Members Only

I do actually think the version I know is much cruder than that clip

[WASA38]

The purser's name was Carter
By gawd he was a farter
If the wind didn't blow and the ship wouldn't go,
Carter the farter would start her

[Bogof60]

😁👍😁

[king tarzan]

Been Amsterdam...
Not fond of pulling it out on foreign soil..
Prefer home country surroundings

In Paris pulled it out once but had no idea could of walked into a set up

[sparkus]

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Soon there'll only be the tulips and canals left.

[DastardlyDick]

If people don't like the noise or whatever of large numbers of tourists, surely buying or renting a home in the centre of Amsterdam is not a very bright idea? I know that residential accommodation is in short supply there (hence the ban on AirBnBs etc)  but, well, really?

[Cupid Stuntz]

It’s a shame it’s got so expensive to stay over now. A hotel we had stayed in at £60 p/n went up to £240 p/n for the same room in 12 months. I’ve been told Eindhoven is now a better destination for fun and jollies.

Eindhoven has an excellent RLD.

It's in a courtyard with the rooms around the perimeter.

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[billybob69]

...and mine.

Thanks to the Micer site (similar site to this that reviews Kamar girls) I always had a good time in Amsterdam and only got ripped off once.

Probably the best punt I ever had was in the 'dam with the legendary Maxie, she was lovely and kinky as hell.

Mine as well.....
The Micer site was a good source of info. I used to visit regularly meet up with the main reviewer on the site, 'Professor' Wim. A great guy. Haven't been for years now. There used to be some great Dutch and EE girls working there, but Max was something else. Before she retired from the windows, she gave me her number. I had it in my phones for years. I had no intention of ever contacting her, but at the same time couldn't bring myself around to deleting it.

[ralhar]

usual story... land grab by the rich depriving everybody else of freedom and enjoyment.

[Backstreetboy]

Anyone remember Botel cruises on the Leeds Liverpool - now that was a real night out!!!

[Bonker]

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Soon there'll only be the tulips and canals left.

I like tip-toeing through the 2 lips, and going up the canal.

[sparkus]

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It's all our fault apparently!

[Squire Haggard]

The latest on the drive to make it more family-friendly: External Link/Members Only

It's all our fault apparently!

..... By Anna Hooligan (almost) 

[Bopcrown]

And we're banned from Argo Amsterdam, every one
Banned from Amsterdam just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But 'Dam  doesn't want us anymore...

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