External Link/Members Only£80 + £10 door fee.
Unfortunately, my worst experience yet.
I had plans cancelled last minute and decided to take a trip to Directors lodge, as the last time here, I had a great time.
The receptionist told me Presley is free and so I handed over the door fee and anticipated her arrival. A few minutes later she entered. To be honest, she looked a little rough, not attractive facially. That being said, I’ve had many a good punt from a SP I haven’t initially been attracted to, this isn’t the reason for the negative.
It started well, she came across friendly, a bit loud and telling jokes I didn’t quite understand but better than being cold, so I thought. We discussed services and agreed on the £80, owo.
I declined the massage as I wanted to get on with the good stuff. We stripped off and she tried to start massaging me, I told her again I did not want the massage. She said she forgot. She then started digging about in her bag for quite a while. At this point I think she is time wasting.
I noticed her hands shaking and I asked her if everything is ok. She laughed and said yes and kept telling me how nice I am, and all men should be like me. I am a bit bemused. Perhaps the false flattery may work on some for her.
I told her I really liked my cock being sucked, she did put some effort in deepthroating and telling me I can come down her throat. But she kept stopping to talk and make jokes, which were not funny and a real turn off. Very strange.
I decided to take control of the situation, asked her for a condom which she apparently forgot to actually get out after messing about earlier. Got her to lie down so I could taste her pussy and I can smell something.
I pulled back and she must have presumed it was because of the hairy pussy, as she said she keeps it as men tell her they like it. The hair was the least of the problem love, it’s the smell. I rubbed my fingers on her fanny and had a quick smell and it’s definitely from her fanny.
At this point admittedly, I had gone soft. I Take the condom off and attempt to wank myself, she puts my cock back in her mouth and desperately starts going full throttle hands and mouth and stops to tell me I can do whatever I want to her, so I can come. I knew at this point it’s not going to happen.
I said I was in a rush and not to worry, I just wanted to wash my hands and get out of there.
To sum it up, the strangest punt I have ever had. From the constant amateur comedy act, messing around, smell, and the strange behavior, my worst punting experience by far.
I will still return to the parlour, as I said before I had a good experience previously and I am planning on seeing Paige.
