After beginning to feel like a lurker on this site I decided it was time to get back in the game.
This week I had that well-known itch that needed to be scratched and decided it was time to urgently pop my Olina cherry after all the good reviews here.
I wanted to see Fallyn, that photo of her with the pigtails simply does something "not right" for me. Anyway, disappointment soon hit me as she was fully booked for the night and as a new client I wasn't allowed to make a future booking until I'd proven my reliability to Olina. Fair enough.
I enquired who else would be free that night as I knew that self-inflicted pleasures were just not going to cut it that night. Given the choice of two at my timeslot, I settled on Melinda and didn't have enough time to read through her previous reviews before heading on my way. For the record my preferences would be Fallyn, Tracy, Anna in that order, none were available.
Comms: Good. Dealing with the agency so no difficulty here at all. Started out by text and the discussion about Fallyn's availability was getting complex so I decided to call them. Promptly given address by text, told to call not text on arrival and given the new client spiel about cancellation which I ignored -> Come hell or high water I
would be arriving so as not spoil my reliability score for a session with Fallyn!!
Fee: 150 GBP - 1 hourGirl: the photos are airbrushed and she's maybe a few years older now but it was clearly her and she was clearly hot. She was wearing a very little black lacy two-piece that didn't really cover anything up and high heels. None of this stayed on for long so can't get too descriptive on it. English was good enough for chatting but we didn't really do much of it.
External Link/Members OnlyThe business:Busy street in Bayswater, had a little time to kill so went to the pub around the corner for a Coke, the most uncomfortable sofa I've ever sat on, they may well have just used a wooden plank.
Called Olina's 5 mins early and was nearly given the wrong flat number! Awks! Also, Melinda seemed to take an absolute age to answer the intercom and all the while Mr Conceirge Fella was eyeing me through the glass door, so I made a point of enquiring how his evening was going when she finally buzzed me in - he seemed somewhat taken aback by this so I guess most punters just skulk past him like they are off to a confessional.
Magic door trick as soon as I rounded the corner on Melinda's floor. Wasn't offered a kiss on entry as she seemed more keen to take my coat from me. She immediately asked if I wanted a shower which I obliged and then asked if I wanted her to join me - to which I stopped myself from exclaiming "Does a bear shit in the woods??" and settled for a plain "of course I do!". Dealt with the paperwork and she told me to get undressed. She did the same so it was the first real oppo to get view of that body of hers - everything in the right place, nice tattoos, fake boobs but well done and 7.62 bullets for nipples! She neatly folded my clothes for the chair too, nice touch.
Brought me by hand through to the shower, presented me with some mouthwash (which seemed very mandatory - aside from that coke I was shower fresh and brushed teeth from home anyway plus gum on the walk there). Thus begun a lovely soapy affair, ensuring that every millimetre of my cock n balls was spick and span. Asked me to turn around and the same treatment was given to my back and crack while she reached around with the free hand to continue playing with the now fully aroused little gman.
After a few minutes of this she said "my turn". I turned back around, as did she, so she was facing away from me and began gyrating her cute bum on me while my hands got to work soaping up her front. She did keep her legs shut and owing to a height difference that would require me bend at the most awkward of levels, I didn't push the matter and kept to her boobs and stomach which were great, I was at it like a teenager at a first disco. Those nipples are a glory to behold too.
All told the showering/grinding sesh lasted about 15 minutes and I was directed to the bedroom. Melinda said she'd join in a minute. Music already playing on her phone, condom laid out on the bedside table with a small bottle of water which she encouraged me to drink. Nice boudiour tbh.
Since I sitting was waiting for her on the side of the bed she started out with a bit of LFK, either she just wasn't into it with me or she is quite frankly totally shit at this. No rhythm and felt like our mouths were constantly battling against each other so I removed mine promptly - the first of a few of dissapointments to follow.
I laid back on bed and Melinda got to work on some licking and sucking of my balls before working on the shaft and then eventually taking me in her mouth, no feeling of it being rushed at all, started with good pressure and speed, no teeth and slowly built it up. Alerted her that she had me on the edge as I didn't want to surprise her dainty little throat and she carried on going for the CIM, past one orgasmn and kept sucking right on past the second, I thought my damn soul was leaving my body, legs shaking too. Not a drop of cum spilt in the process. By the way, this was all done from between my legs so no oportunity to really feel her up - another small disappointment.
Spat out the contents into a tissue and then binned it, no swallowing as she's gotta keep that trim body somehow I guess. Then grabbed my cock again and said "I'll give you a massage now and we'll try this again later". This was exactly on the halfway point of the session.
The massage was actually delivered pretty well all things considered. That moment where your inner thighs connect with hers is always the bit that gets me rock hard in a massage but I let her finish as she was pretty sensual at it.
On to round deux which started with more OWO and I'm sure she'd have happily gone with that to completion again so I had to stop her for some good old-fashioned rogering. On with the dom and into missionary which was a mixed bag really, she put the cushions under her lower back, good girl! But looked away the entire time and certainly wasn't up for any further kissing. Another dissapointment. Regardless, I enjoyed that for a good 5 minutes or so, she's not particularly tight which is fortunate for me as I often end up cumming a bit to fast from penetrative sex. Not a chance this time though after that unholy af CIM!! Switched into doggy so I could enjoy grabbing on to her ass and the view of the tattoo she has there - she's giving the right sounds during all of this but seemed quite a bit, sorry, a lot fake to me.
5 more minutes of doggy and I was beginning to run out of steam so I asked for her to go on top for some cowgirl. She wasn't very good at this at all imho, just stuck to grinding on me, which was in no way going to create a second pop event. Also, this and the doggy were pretty much the only two times I got to feel her up. She "tired" of this half-arsed cowgirl remarkably quickly, less than 90-120 seconds I'd say and suggested an oily hand job to finish - she then laid beside me for this while sucking on my nipple (not something that does anything for me at all)
Now at this point I think the minor disappointments were beginning to pile up and I was starting to feel like it was a closed-operation between her legs, I very much got the hint the entire time that there was to be no playing with her clit let alone any chance of RO. I could feel that I wasn't going to cum again in a month of sundays and looking at her massive bedside clock I saw we were nearing up on time so I suggested she was fighting a loosing battle. She replied that she will not be happy until I've cum again (or something to that effect, and switched again to position herself between my legs). I sat up, played with her boob and nipple and decided to close my eyes and think of great nights had with previous girlfriends which eventually brought me to a shuddering finale.
Melinda asked if I wanted a shower which I took, to my surpise she joined me for it and it was similar to the first one, without the grinding/dance and more of a focus on actually cleaning me up.
I left her in there washing herself after me and went to her living room to put my neatly folded clothes on. I was fully dressed by the time she emerged and she shipped me off with the rest of my courtesy water. She gave a hug rather than a kiss (sigh) on exit and off I went.
Conclusion: this has been a very diffcult encounter to rate in the strict confines of P/N/N but I'll do my best. I never once felt unconfortable in Melinda's presence and overall I had a positive time. That initial CIM needed a medal (or I'm very green behind the ears still). However, I got the impression that listed services were not available to me and having briefly perused some other reviews post facto, there seems to be very much a theme of a two-tier service depending on if she likes you or not. On that front I have simply one point to make. I might not be a chisel-jawed alpha but my own account I'm not unattractive either, but neither of these should matter as I'm frankly paying very good money for a service that should be delivered regardless. I'm also not an arsehole so not the type to demand things happen, meaning there is the small possibility that I judged the situation incorrectly but I very much doubt it.
I've decided to go for the neutral as a result. I would indeed give her the benefit of the doubt and visit her again BUT only after I've sampled others in the stable since 150 pounds is a lot of money for what basically amounted to a very vanilla service, which may well change my opinion lower still - if so I'll come back and declare that here.
I'm planning to book Fallyn very soon so I hope she's a good improvement. Her reviews look promising.
Shout up with any questions - I'm happy to answer them.
Topic: Melinda - Olina - Bayswater - all a bit vanilla (Read 808 times)