Summary: Crap punt, up there with my worst ones!
Link: External Link/Members Only When: July 2022, afternoon.
Comms: WhatsApp
Venue: Basement flat in one of the roads off Edward Street
Stained carpets, whole place looked "tired" and in need of renovation! Everywhere stank of ciggies!
Fee: £100 for an hour.
Appearance: Very short, svelte toned statured lady, about 4ft 11ish. Age on profile about right, fortyish something. Shoulder length dyed blonde hair with pink and blue strands in... She wore a summer dress with just black panties underneath. She looked good.
It never said on her AW profile, but her left tit has been completely removed. She seemed slightly self-conscious about it, but I tried not to draw too much attention to it...
Meet: The less said about this meet the better! I don't want to spend too much time recalling the unfortunate affair...
Arranged booking through AW and WhatsApp easily enough. Parking at destination was a bit tricky because you know... ...Brighton.
Got to the basement flat, and Wreckless greeted me in her dress. Very short, but I thought looking good for her age (I like 'em old 🤤). The flat on the other hand looked run down and in need of complete renovation!
Went straight to the bedroom, I didn't need a shower because I'd washed before coming out. Paid fees which she dutily put away and then got down to business.
I stripped and we got on the bed. She gave a not bad BJ for a few minutes before I pulled her up to have some light kissing, you know the shit kind, light pecks on the lips. DFK was on profile, but ok. I eased her dress up and began exploring her body. I slipped my fingers into her panties and began fingering her pussy.
A gentleman always returns oral, so I pulled her panties off and began to go down on her when the stench of shit hit my nostrils. I held my breath and tried to continue, but it was too much. The funny thing was, she was shaved and looked completely clean!
I stopped and asked if she'd been doing anal recently? She apologised and said yes she'd just been arse fucked. She got up to have a "wash". Well she must have just splashed water on her cooch, because it still stank like fresh liquidy shit on her return... Again I commented and again she apologised, went out and came back; and again, it stank like shit!
I gave up on doing the deed and wanting to bother getting my dick "up in that" even if double or tripled bagged and bailed! Yep, about 25 min into an hour booking. GVFM this is not.
Conclusion: The smell of fresh shit completely killed my wood and any thoughts of sex.
100% no I will not return.
Come to think of it, when we were kissing I could swear I could smell sweaty man groin... 🤔 FML