Going down on a WG

[steviemac]

Not sure if this has been done before, but reading reviews here in the reviews section people mention they eat pussy and the thought of that just makes me go 

I wouldn't even go down on a 1 night stand never mind prossie, 30mins  before seeing you some big sweaty dude could have had his tongue and cock up there.

Only girl i go down on is someone I'm seeing, so yeah do you go down on WG's if so why? Are you not concerned by herpes or anything like that?

[SirFrank]

I love eating Percy pigs from marks and Spencer's but not as much as I love eating clunge and when I'm south of the border I fucking lick everything (providing there's little or no hair on said growler and it ain't on the turn). I've been known to spend so long licking that when I come up for air I talk like I've had a local anaesthetic for root canal work at the dentist

[Malvolio]

I do it because it feels wrong, but also so right.  I do give it a good sniff first though...

[RandyF]

All I've ever tasted is latex, and the sweat off the last guys ball bag.

[Horizontal pleasures]

I do it because it feels wrong, but also so right.  I do give it a good sniff first though...

I am always happy with my mouth full and love to kiss either sets of lips, above and below. But I obey my mother, not to talk with my mouth full.

[Horizontal pleasures]

All I've ever tasted is latex, and the sweat off the last guys ball bag.

Unfortunately I have tasted nicotine. One can always tell if a lady is a smoker, even after a bath, by the taste of their secretions, again from both sets of lips, above and below, but I think below is always worse.

[Taggart]

Any WG who does not wash thoroughly between clients, is not worth seeing. Class her as a skank.   And I dont mean a liberal sprinkling of Femfresh - they need to soak their arse in water and wash properly.

Reminds me of a joke - two nuns in the bath. One says where's the soap?
Other replies, yes it does......

Off to get my coat.

[threechilliman]

With a girl spread out before me I like to put my hands under her arse and lift her up slightly so I can stick my tongue as far up her cunt as possible. I once pulled something in my tongue I stuck it out so far - fuckin' painful - a mid-punt injury!

I also like to stick my fingers in first and take it in turns with said girl to suck them clean - allows a quick check for cleanliness!

tcm

[HappyandLucky]

Nice cleanliness tip on you getting to lick your fingers

[yorkshire123]

With a girl spread out before me I like to put my hands under her arse and lift her up slightly so I can stick my tongue as far up her cunt as possible. I once pulled something in my tongue I stuck it out so far - fuckin' painful - a mid-punt injury!

I also like to stick my fingers in first and take it in turns with said girl to suck them clean - allows a quick check for cleanliness!

tcm

No flies on you sir 
What is it thats so sexy about a girl sucking ones fingers? gets me going every time 

[FloppySock]

I also like to stick my fingers in first and take it in turns with said girl to suck them clean - allows a quick check for cleanliness!

That's surely the only way to begin the engagement. A quick casual sniff of her bits as your is face is passing by, a dip of a finger with a sniff and taste test, before diving on in to tickle her fancy.

Mind you, there should be a precautionary visual blue waffle test in that sequence too. I do not want to sniff a blue waffle.

[Horizontal pleasures]

That's surely the only way to begin the engagement. A quick casual sniff of her bits as your is face is passing by, a dip of a finger with a sniff and taste test, before diving on in to tickle her fancy.

Mind you, there should be a precautionary visual blue waffle test in that sequence too. I do not want to sniff a blue waffle.

what is a blue waffle?
I looked it up
grim
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[FloppySock]

what is a blue waffle?
I looked it up
grim
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Aye, you'd not want to spend too long near this little beauty:

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I can't begin to imagine what the heck that smells like.

[dilettante]

Try getting them in doggy and alternately rimming / licking them out, or both together - mmmm ...

[petitealice]

Aye, you'd not want to spend too long near this little beauty:

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I can't begin to imagine what the heck that smells like.

Christ on a bike! Is that real? 

[Stealthshagger]

Christ on a bike! Is that real? 

yes. you get it from not doing enough anal. it throws the universe out of balance, starting with the shrinking of uranus.


no, its not.

[NIK]

Not sure if this has been done before, but reading reviews here in the reviews section people mention they eat pussy and the thought of that just makes me go 

I wouldn't even go down on a 1 night stand never mind prossie, 30mins  before seeing you some big sweaty dude could have had his tongue and cock up there.

Only girl i go down on is someone I'm seeing, so yeah do you go down on WG's if so why? Are you not concerned by herpes or anything like that?

Yes it has been done before. And the last person who raised it was a troll.

[Minder]

Aye, you'd not want to spend too long near this little beauty:

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I can't begin to imagine what the heck that smells like.

hmmm link should carry a warning 

[jcdmj12]

 

No, there is no such thing as blue waffles disease.

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[SteveNova]

Not sure if this has been done before, but reading reviews here in the reviews section people mention they eat pussy and the thought of that just makes me go 

I wouldn't even go down on a 1 night stand never mind prossie, 30mins  before seeing you some big sweaty dude could have had his tongue and cock up there.

Only girl i go down on is someone I'm seeing, so yeah do you go down on WG's if so why? Are you not concerned by herpes or anything like that?

I don't think punting is your cup of tea!

[threechilliman]

hmmm link should carry a warning 

+ fuckin' 1. Clicked on it and wished I hadn't. Yak!

tcm

[NIK]

I don't think punting is your cup of tea!

Just glancing through 'his' posts you are damn right!

He doesn't care for older prossies (I'm with him on that one) suggests mature punters are 'fat fifty year old fucks', believes giving reverse oral (one of my greatest pleasures) is nasty and doesn't even have sex with them!

What's he doing here? 

[petitealice]

No, there is no such thing as blue waffles disease.

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I'd never heard of blue waffles before. Now I know why. I'm glad it isn't real. There are enough nasties that can make your cooch go awry as it is.

[threechilliman]

Try getting them in doggy and alternately rimming / licking them out, or both together - mmmm ...

That's the next part of the procedure for me, before 69ing

tcm

[NIK]

That's the next part of the procedure for me, before 69ing

tcm

I'm sure the op would be horrified! 

[threechilliman]

I'm sure the op would be horrified! 

Probably. RO in doggy allows you to get your tongue right up her arse....

tcm

[socks]

Probably. RO in doggy allows you to get your tongue right up her arse....

tcm

I find I can get maximum rectal (or vaginal) penetration in doggy, or through having her sit on the edge of the bed or a chair and sitting, kneeling or laying below her. Plus the view is fucking awesome - if she's good at showing pleasure in her face  But it's ok OP at the first sign of disease, piss or poo I resolve to stop within a couple of minutes. Max.

[eldritch]

I've had plenty of punts where the only activities have been DFK/DATY/OWO - infinitely preferable to me than penetration. I just get bored during fucking no matter how horny the girl is, whereas I could eat her out all day no problem.

If you're choosy about the girls you book there should be no need to worry about traces left behind by her previous booking.

[bobbymotors]

I used to but don't now after a couple of fishy experiences..!

[madeinwales56]

Going down on a girl is my favourite pastime. I love noshing on a nice clean cunt. And the operative word is clean. I only do outcalls nowadays and insist on the girl taking a shower (on her time) in my bathroom and for her to give her fanny a good scrubbing. After all, the majority of the girls we see insist on our cleanliness so I consider it works both ways.

[kingkong]

Depends on the girl, if she is clean and smells fresh down there, then I will munch on her kebab, but only if I get a first booking of the day.

[Toshiba]

Depends on the girl, if she is clean and smells fresh down there, then I will munch on her kebab, but only if I get a first booking of the day.

 

Same here, must be first of the day or i wont punt, i punt around 10am usually

[smiths]

Same here, must be first of the day or i wont punt, i punt around 10am usually

This old chestnut again. Apart from not knowing whether the WG has punted with someone before you, or had an overnight she could of just finished shagging Sergei or Kevin, its all cock and very likely to be bareback cock if its the pimp.

[1dt]

 

I love eating Percy pigs from marks and Spencer's but not as much as I love eating clunge and when I'm south of the border I fucking lick everything (providing there's little or no hair on said growler and it ain't on the turn). I've been known to spend so long licking that when I come up for air I talk like I've had a local anaesthetic for root canal work at the dentist

  leave some for me please! 

[1dt]

Going down on a girl is my favourite pastime. I love noshing on a nice clean cunt. And the operative word is clean. I only do outcalls nowadays and insist on the girl taking a shower (on her time) in my bathroom and for her to give her fanny a good scrubbing. After all, the majority of the girls we see insist on our cleanliness so I consider it works both ways.

  sounds like a good plan

[Private Parts]

Nothing could be finer
Than a tasty young vagina
In the morning...
Best part of the whole show
 
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[NottsNylonLuvr]

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Fuck right off 

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Fuck right off 

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[kingkong]

This old chestnut again. Apart from not knowing whether the WG has punted with someone before you, or had an overnight she could of just finished shagging Sergei or Kevin, its all cock and very likely to be bareback cock if its the pimp.

Very true, but you can usually tell if she is fresh first thing in the day. When i have seen girls later on in the day, I can tell she has been working for several hours.

[Private Parts]

Very true, but you can usually tell if she is fresh first thing in the day. When i have seen girls later on in the day, I can tell she has been working for several hours.

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[shagbambi]

Nothing better than the taste of pussy.

[jetpac]

Nothing better than the taste of pussy.

Totally, provided its clean, and it always has been so far. Been known to spend longer down there than anywhere else. 

[serge]

Ever stuck your tongue up a WG's ass, and she gets all nervous thinking you are about to fuck her arrse? Had one nearly jump off the bed once. Funny as fuck.

[socks]

Ever stuck your tongue up a WG's ass, and she gets all nervous thinking you are about to fuck her arrse? Had one nearly jump off the bed once. Funny as fuck.

Interesting point - I have had my tongue deep in a few girls' arseholes but they've not wanted a finger or cock up there. I have also received a few rimmings and can't really tell how far up they are sticking their tongue, yet if a finger goes in I know all about it (don't enjoy the sensation sadly). Are tongues, due to their natural lubrication and flexibility, able to slip in kind of unnoticed?

[NIK]

Interesting point - I have had my tongue deep in a few girls' arseholes but they've not wanted a finger or cock up there. I have also received a few rimmings and can't really tell how far up they are sticking their tongue, yet if a finger goes in I know all about it (don't enjoy the sensation sadly). Are tongues, due to their natural lubrication and flexibility, able to slip in kind of unnoticed?

I've even seen a well lubricated baseball bat slip in easily in porn! 

[JV547845]

They don't show you the preparation for anal in porn, let alone for a baseball bat up the jacksie.