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Author Topic: Going down on a WG  (Read 3483 times)

Offline steviemac

Not sure if this has been done before, but reading reviews here in the reviews section people mention they eat pussy and the thought of that just makes me go  :scare:

I wouldn't even go down on a 1 night stand never mind prossie, 30mins  before seeing you some big sweaty dude could have had his tongue and cock up there.

Only girl i go down on is someone I'm seeing, so yeah do you go down on WG's if so why? Are you not concerned by herpes or anything like that?

Offline SirFrank

I love eating Percy pigs from marks and Spencer's but not as much as I love eating clunge and when I'm south of the border I fucking lick everything (providing there's little or no hair on said growler and it ain't on the turn). I've been known to spend so long licking that when I come up for air I talk like I've had a local anaesthetic for root canal work at the dentist
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Offline Malvolio

I do it because it feels wrong, but also so right.  I do give it a good sniff first though...

Offline RandyF

All I've ever tasted is latex, and the sweat off the last guys ball bag.
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I do it because it feels wrong, but also so right.  I do give it a good sniff first though...
I am always happy with my mouth full and love to kiss either sets of lips, above and below. But I obey my mother, not to talk with my mouth full.

All I've ever tasted is latex, and the sweat off the last guys ball bag.
Unfortunately I have tasted nicotine. One can always tell if a lady is a smoker, even after a bath, by the taste of their secretions, again from both sets of lips, above and below, but I think below is always worse.

Offline Taggart

Any WG who does not wash thoroughly between clients, is not worth seeing. Class her as a skank.   And I dont mean a liberal sprinkling of Femfresh - they need to soak their arse in water and wash properly.

Reminds me of a joke - two nuns in the bath. One says where's the soap?
Other replies, yes it does......

Off to get my coat.

With a girl spread out before me I like to put my hands under her arse and lift her up slightly so I can stick my tongue as far up her cunt as possible. I once pulled something in my tongue I stuck it out so far - fuckin' painful - a mid-punt injury!

I also like to stick my fingers in first and take it in turns with said girl to suck them clean - allows a quick check for cleanliness!

tcm

Nice cleanliness tip on you getting to lick your fingers :thumbsup:

Offline yorkshire123

With a girl spread out before me I like to put my hands under her arse and lift her up slightly so I can stick my tongue as far up her cunt as possible. I once pulled something in my tongue I stuck it out so far - fuckin' painful - a mid-punt injury!

I also like to stick my fingers in first and take it in turns with said girl to suck them clean - allows a quick check for cleanliness!

tcm

No flies on you sir  :hi:
What is it thats so sexy about a girl sucking ones fingers? gets me going every time  :cool:
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I also like to stick my fingers in first and take it in turns with said girl to suck them clean - allows a quick check for cleanliness!

That's surely the only way to begin the engagement. A quick casual sniff of her bits as your is face is passing by, a dip of a finger with a sniff and taste test, before diving on in to tickle her fancy.

Mind you, there should be a precautionary visual blue waffle test in that sequence too. I do not want to sniff a blue waffle.

That's surely the only way to begin the engagement. A quick casual sniff of her bits as your is face is passing by, a dip of a finger with a sniff and taste test, before diving on in to tickle her fancy.

Mind you, there should be a precautionary visual blue waffle test in that sequence too. I do not want to sniff a blue waffle.

what is a blue waffle?
I looked it up
grim
http://healthypair.net/blue-waffles-disease-causes-symptoms-treatment-and-pictures


Offline dilettante

Try getting them in doggy and alternately rimming / licking them out, or both together - mmmm ...

Offline petitealice

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Aye, you'd not want to spend too long near this little beauty:

http://www.toooli.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Blue-Waffle-Disease-Picture1.jpg

I can't begin to imagine what the heck that smells like. :scare:

Christ on a bike! Is that real?  :scare:


Christ on a bike! Is that real?  :scare:

yes. you get it from not doing enough anal. it throws the universe out of balance, starting with the shrinking of uranus.


no, its not.

Offline NIK

Not sure if this has been done before, but reading reviews here in the reviews section people mention they eat pussy and the thought of that just makes me go  :scare:

I wouldn't even go down on a 1 night stand never mind prossie, 30mins  before seeing you some big sweaty dude could have had his tongue and cock up there.

Only girl i go down on is someone I'm seeing, so yeah do you go down on WG's if so why? Are you not concerned by herpes or anything like that?

Yes it has been done before. And the last person who raised it was a troll.

Offline Minder

Aye, you'd not want to spend too long near this little beauty:

http://www.toooli.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Blue-Waffle-Disease-Picture1.jpg

I can't begin to imagine what the heck that smells like. :scare:

hmmm link should carry a warning  :thumbsdown:


Offline SteveNova

Not sure if this has been done before, but reading reviews here in the reviews section people mention they eat pussy and the thought of that just makes me go  :scare:

I wouldn't even go down on a 1 night stand never mind prossie, 30mins  before seeing you some big sweaty dude could have had his tongue and cock up there.

Only girl i go down on is someone I'm seeing, so yeah do you go down on WG's if so why? Are you not concerned by herpes or anything like that?

I don't think punting is your cup of tea!

hmmm link should carry a warning  :thumbsdown:

+ fuckin' 1. Clicked on it and wished I hadn't. Yak!

tcm

Offline NIK

I don't think punting is your cup of tea!

Just glancing through 'his' posts you are damn right!

He doesn't care for older prossies (I'm with him on that one) suggests mature punters are 'fat fifty year old fucks', believes giving reverse oral (one of my greatest pleasures) is nasty and doesn't even have sex with them!

What's he doing here?  :bomb:

Offline petitealice

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:rolleyes:

No, there is no such thing as blue waffles disease.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/bluewaffle.asp

I'd never heard of blue waffles before. Now I know why. I'm glad it isn't real. There are enough nasties that can make your cooch go awry as it is.

Try getting them in doggy and alternately rimming / licking them out, or both together - mmmm ...

That's the next part of the procedure for me, before 69ing

tcm

Offline NIK

That's the next part of the procedure for me, before 69ing

tcm

I'm sure the op would be horrified!  :rolleyes:


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