Author Topic: Elina Swallow Pro - Marylebone  (Read 4996 times)


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Offline Harry Monk

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Meet happened a few weeks ago and was a Plan C  as previous arrangements didn't come to fruition.

Easy comms and 1 hour arranged, flat close to Marleybone Station and easy access...ohh matron .

Elina isn't a size 8 as stated with a bit more timber around the middle than photos, seemed pleasant enuff though.
I had over dosh and use the toilet, already showered so a piss and knob rinse in order. I like to ensure I've had a proper slash before I start as I hate the feeling that I need to go when the action is in full flow...pun intended.
I'm sitting on the toilet just making sure I've emptied my bladder and she opens the door...hello  :wackogirl: She asks if I'm smoking ??? That would be a great idea wouldn't it,spend £150 and use up some of my time having a crafty oily in the bog.
Anyway normal service resumes and were down to business, OWO is delivered and she gets good suction and depth going so, so far so good. Mac on and various positions employed as I pump away happily until I unload in the bag. She gives a good massage after ,usual stuff.....I return to bathroom for a wazz and wash my hands and pecker...back in the room and I just can't be arsed to go again so I start to get dressed but it would appear she also has decided we have finished. I say to her we are just 35 mins in and she says "no rush take your time"  :wacko: Think she missed the point so I say again I paid an hour and we are finishing now ??? It was partly my choice but just a heads up she may try and cut short your time. I originally enquired about A which received a positive response via text but as I wasn't really into her I didn't ask again in the room.

An ok Plan C but better suited to a half hour P &D IMO.

Offline IAmNotFamous

Great review…but you wanted to pee in the toilet and you did it sitting down? Have you tried peeing standing up? Lol

Offline Stevelondon

Great review…but you wanted to pee in the toilet and you did it sitting down? Have you tried peeing standing up? Lol

Aaaaaaaahhhhhh !!!!!      Now this raises a point and something from the old memory bank.
Yonks back I asked to use the toilet before things got started and the SP politely asked me to sit down if I was going to take a pee.
Apparently some blokes just can’t seem to get their aim right 😂

Made no difference to me and I obliged accordingly.
Mind you. It was a rather up market gaff so I guess she just wanted to keep the bathroom tidy.
« Last Edit: November 09, 2022, 01:00:53 pm by Stevelondon »

Offline Harry Monk

Great review…but you wanted to pee in the toilet and you did it sitting down? Have you tried peeing standing up? Lol

Doh ! yeah many years of standing up urinating but my preference would be to sit down. This stops any drips below and unexpected off shooters, but you knew that  ;)

Offline IAmNotFamous

Doh ! yeah many years of standing up urinating but my preference would be to sit down. This stops any drips below and unexpected off shooters, but you knew that  ;)

LOL no 🤣 I clean up drips below and unexpected shooters  🤣 when I NEED to go I NEED to go. I don’t have time to put the toilet seat down and sit down lol
« Last Edit: November 09, 2022, 06:07:29 pm by IAmNotFamous »

Offline Harry Monk

LOL no 🤣 I clean up drips below and unexpected shooters  🤣 when I NEED to go I NEED to go. I don’t have time to put the toilet seat down and sit down lol

Ah the impetuosity of (presumed) youth, it'll come to you and you'll remember me when it does.....reckon it's just as quick and no clean up required but I haven't timed them. Anyway back on track this is a punting forum right ? :drinks: :drinks: