EROTIC MASSAGE!!! - Exotic Massage (not) - Slough

[Hieronymous]

After getting blanked by Gaby (see https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=359815.0),
I decided to book External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
for a 3/4 hour (£100) massage.

Girl either not the one in the photos or photos quite old.
Decided to stay anyway as she didn't look too bad.
What a mistake!
Massage consisted of slatherings of oil a bit of B2B and when I turned round
for the HJ, no touching, sucking boobs etc.
Very unerotic (is that a word)

Definite negative.

[IAmNotFamous]

We’ve all had those days where plan A doesn’t work out then Plan B does but was rubbish. You’re due a good punt. Universe owes it to you 👍🏼

[Hieronymous]

Your good wishes are appreciated!