Chardonnay had been on my HL for yonks and finally the stars aligned and I was able to go and see what all the fuss was about. Decided to have an hour at £150 rather than the exorbitant half hourly rate. The fuss was justified, so let the fluff fest begin. Link
External Link/Members OnlyComms and venueComms done by text and pretty efficient. She does it all herself so replies may be delayed if she’s mid-shag. Also no doubt swamped by volume of interest. But we got there quite easily in the end. Venue in some nice flats just off Broad Street, not much street parking that I could see, so aim for one of the nearby multi storeys. The one I selected was ticketless, which threw me, all done by ANPR and typing in your registration number on departure. Welcome to the future.
ServicesIt clearly states that services will be at the vanilla end of the scale. Lots of nice kissing and groping, RO, some light fingering, OWO (a pleasant surprise), protected sex in cowgirl, doggy and mish, hand job, COB finish.
GirlWell described, photos accurate, about 30. Fucking amazingly gym fit and toned body, very healthy looking, lovely pert big fake tits, fresh shaved pussy, long legs, several tattoos but just short of being overdone – 10/10. Face very pretty, blonde hair, blue eyes, possibly some lip fillers – 9/10. Chardonnay is also lovely, with a great Brummie accent, really welcoming and accommodating. But she’s not a ‘girl next door’, she acts and especially looks very professional, which may not be to the taste of those who want something more natural.
ActionAfter a slightly stressful drive up due to a delay on the M42 and nowhere to stop to freshen up and compose myself before making my way in, I parked up the car, worked out the parking rules and shot into a nearby Nando’s for an urgent tactical slash. Fortunately I was still on time, but not early as I had planned. Texted my arrival and immediately given flat number, after a very short walk I had arrived.
The magic door opened and what a sight for sore eyes, Chardonnay dressed as I requested in secretary gear. Offered a drink and a chance to freshen up, I left something for Chardonnay to file, and we were down to business with an ice breaking chat and some good snogging while fully clothed. It was hot in there and outer clothes were peeled off, I feasted my eyes, more snogging and groping while standing up, and onto the bed.
My focus is normally on the wham bam thank you mam sex part of the punt with just some basic foreplay/engagement with the SP to get me warmed up. Chardonnay flips this on its head and if truth be told, the kissing, groping, stroking foreplay was the highlight for me. Don’t get me wrong, the sex was good, but the intensity of what came before was excellent. Thus we spent a very pleasurable few minutes gradually losing clothes, lying together, gently getting more intimate with our touching, fingers straying down below now and again, and snogging.
As I was kissing Chardonnay’s boobs I got lower and lower and whoops, off came the panties so it was time for some RO and a finger now and then which was very pleasurable for me and seemingly for Chardonnay too, who was making gentle gasping sounds, not over the top.
Chardonnay then suggested that she would like to return the favour and I lay down, whipped my boxers off, and began to enjoy a few minutes of expert OWO, Chardonnay skilfully teasing my helmet. Sap was beginning to rise whilst I was watching her at work.
Before long it was condom time and rubbered up, I opted for cowgirl first. Chardonnay hopped on and I was treated to a wonderful sight as she rode me and I could see those paps bouncing around. As she’s quite tall, she doesn’t get nice and low and close which is a shame, but those are minor details when the bigger picture is considered.
Doggy next and a strategically placed mirror allowed me to enjoy the sight of my cock sliding in and out from multiple angles. Then onto mish where I had hoped to finish but it was not to be, despite our best efforts. I was beginning to lose wood but there was plenty of time left so Chardonnay used her hand skills to get me hard again, with some success. We tried a few more positions like cowgirl again, spoons, and a final go at mish, but I had a nagging doubt that I was not going to fill the bag.
Chardonnay kindly gave me a second hand job and to be fair she almost got me there and I was spasming in ecstasy as she worked her charms, but in the end it still fell to me to complete the process, so Chardonnay lay on the bed so that I could admire and touch that body some more and after one of the most strained and labour intensive wanks I have had, I finally managed to cum on her tits. I don’t recall anyone saying ‘punting’s a funny old game’, but they should have done because Chardonnay has consistently given me the horn for some time and yet I struggled to get over the line, unlike what happened with some of my recent experiences with women that were nice enough but not ultra fit. I can only attribute this to stage fright on the day after such an eagerly anticipated big build up. Plus the travel stress.
Clean up, shower, nice chat and I wobbled out on jelly legs just after the hour mark to recover with a pint and some grub at a very agreeable nearby pub.
SummaryChardonnay presents something of a paradox, with looks verging on those of a porn star but with services that are decidedly vanilla. The combination works very well for me however, and I hope to be back in the New Year so that I can run my hands over those curves again. Hope she remembers me; I think building up a bit of a rapport will lead to better subsequent punts. Perhaps a good choice for those who are starting on their punting journey and wanting a safe, reliable, vanilla punt involving lots of snogging and foreplay with an extremely fit girl.
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