External Link/Members OnlyPrice:£150 for 60 minutes
When:November 2022
Location:A flat in central Nottingham. The directions were a little confusing as the location was somewhat of a rabbit warren with different lifts for different sections of the building, but the flat itself was nice and felt safe. The smell of freshly-smoked marijuana assaulted my nostrils as I stepped into the lift so the previous occupant was clearly gearing up for a pleasant evening.
I parked on the street adjacent to Nottingham Castle and, as ever, refused to buy a parking ticket. My not-paying-for-parking streak has now reached 11-0, though I did see a traffic warden in the distance when I returned to my car, so I only narrowly escaped defeat.
Communication:Initial comms via text message. Prompt, timely responses. I booked for 7pm and at 6:35pm, Dani messaged me to say she was running late and would only be available at 8pm. Now I could have bailed and called it a night, but I didn't shave my balls and douse myself in Brut for nothing. I was determined to have my penis sucked and agreed to meet at 8pm instead. This is shoddy behaviour from an escort and
is 50% responsible for the neutral rating. The girl:Dani has a wonderful body; she's tall with an hourglass physique, minimal fat, a natural and voluptuous arse, and enhanced breasts which don't feel so enhanced because they're clearly old and have 'sagged' with time a little. Stand-out features for me were Dani's smile and general happy demeanour and her nipples were fantastic; huge coat-hangers that I sucked on with delight. Dani also has lots of tattoos, soft and supple skin, and was fully shaven below.
The meet:If Dani were a footballer player on Fifa 23, she would have a rating of 100 for enthusiasm. She was a woman possessed. She returned from stashing the cash, and immediately launched into passionate DFK. She then helped undress me and laid with me on the bed. More DFK, more kissing on my neck, my chest, and all the way down my body. We DFK'd for quite some time, with me periodically sucking on her tits and enjoying the rest of her body. We then cycled through missionary, doggy, and reverse cowgirl, all delivered with real passion. Dani moved on to OW (she doesn't seem to offer OWO) and this was nice, but nothing special. I asked for 69, and this lead to
the other 50% responsible for the neutral rating — as my hooter came close to her pussy, I caught a whiff of something distinctly fishy. It wasn't an overpowering smell, but there was something in the air. It was like Schrodinger's cat, the smell both
did and
didn't exist. The smell came and went, but it was enough to put me off. I ended the meet by laying next to her and kissing her while she handjobbed me to completion. Overall, Dani is one of the most engaging, passionate escorts I've met — she seems to truly enjoy what she does and it felt like a real GFE — but delaying the meet by an hour at such short notice and the slight odour from her pussy turned this from a positive to a neutral.
Overall:5.2/10. Would I return? Maybe, but unlikely.
I've been a leech on this site for quite some time in that I only visit escorts my peers have already reviewed. I will endeavour to make my next punt a TOFTT so I can contribute more meaningfully.
Topic: Dani_lynce — Nottingham (On Tour) (Read 1830 times)