Author Topic: Thai Oriental Spa, Banbury  (Read 604 times)

Offline happyending

01295 521528, 43 Castle St, Banbury OX16 5NU

Out of my normal area for a journey and just happened across this place visible from where I parked the car so thought I'd give it a whirl as I had time.
Fairly attractive slim mature lady on reception and led me to a room after confirming £45 for the hours massage.
What followed was an unremarkable rubdown, typical of Thai places I guess but there was no evidence of any formal training just up and down body strokes that became monotonous and boring very quickly. Turn over couldn't come quick enough and she soon asked about extras and when I asked the price she wanted £30 for a hand job, I countered with £20 and she refused saying never less than £30. I couldn't be arsed negotiating so just closed my eyes and allowed the massage to continue. After a while my cock was lubed up and her hands began to toss me off, I reminded her that I would only pay £20 and she nodded agreement whilst continuing an unremarkable wank in the same vein as her very forgettable massage.
Her lack of interest meant that she would never make me cum so I took hold of it myself whilst she rubbed my balls and did the deed myself. Highlight was the shower before dressing and leaving
Can't recall the ladies name, not sure I asked, very unlikely to call again if I was passing through

Offline shiptonlad

How the f is this a positive? Poor massage disinterested happy ending!

Offline nigel4498

How the f is this a positive? Poor massage disinterested happy ending!

Have to agree. Wouldn’t even warrant a neutral from me but it’s his call.

Offline xxxdavidxxx

Blimey if that’s a positive I’d love to read one of your negative reports!!!!!!!!

Offline dave1997

Should have gone to Red Jade Chinese, much better and much more available.

Offline camzz69

This place is really up or down depending on who is shipped in to work there - it is luck-of-the-draw.  Last year there was a "Jane / Jen" often there (also was in the Stratford shop before it closed) who was an amazing dirty little mare, and there have been other good ones, but on my last visit I got an attractive MILFy type who also gave me the "never less than £30" chat - even telling me she has been in the business 10 years and knows that to be true. I refused to pay up and to be fair to her she did complete a 1 hour very good massage, but no HE.

Offline happyending

Sorry Guys it what meant to be a big fat negative but I messed up, can anyone change it?

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Sorry Guys it what meant to be a big fat negative but I messed up, can anyone change it?

Done.