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Offline Steely Dan

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As my late father once remarked about my sister:
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.......
You can educate your daughter, but you can't make her think.........."
Dorothy Parker, not your late father.


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Turkey to BLOCK two ex-British Royal Navy minehunter ships from getting to Ukraine to help in battle against Putin

Yesterday not today
Have always had my doubts about Turkey 'stepping up' [edit: supposedly] being part of Nato
Maybe they want something else & will use them agreeing to this as a negotiating tool


Offline Malvolio

Far from just gigolos
There are blokes catering for females
Have a look on the interweb, some very good looking guys who cater for the high end of the [female] market
The agencies market themselves as employing straight guys, mindful of their target market
Whereas more male escorts will be working for the pink pound
Which makes them rent boys rather than gigolos
Not quite as glamorous as gigolo suggests

That's the point.  Let's say 10% of men are gay - so you'd logically expect 10% of sex workers to be rent boys hired by men.  If the stat I replied to correct and 20% of all sex workers are men, that leaves a remaining 10% of all sex workers as gigolos - men who are hired by women for sex.

That's a lot more than I was expecting.

Offline Jumping Jack Flash

That's the point.  Let's say 10% of men are gay - so you'd logically expect 10% of sex workers to be rent boys hired by men.  If the stat I replied to correct and 20% of all sex workers are men, that leaves a remaining 10% of all sex workers as gigolos - men who are hired by women for sex.

That's a lot more than I was expecting.

There’s some flawed logic here. You’re assuming that every gay man pays for sex, they don’t in the same way that not every straight man visits sex workers.

Offline Thephoenix

There’s some flawed logic here. You’re assuming that every gay man pays for sex, they don’t in the same way that not every straight man visits sex workers.

Judging by the success and attendances at a popular luxury gay sauna/sex club in Cheshire, they don't need to.

Offline Malvolio

There’s some flawed logic here. You’re assuming that every gay man pays for sex, they don’t in the same way that not every straight man visits sex workers.

No - I assume the ratio of straight men to gay men will drive the ratio of female prostitutes to male prostitutes, based on the assumptions an equal percentage of straight and gay men punt, and that your typical gay punter will average the same number of punts as a typical straight punter.


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The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right handed men.

The opposite is true for lefties.

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The average male orgasm lasts for 6 seconds, the average female orgasm lasts for 20 seconds.

Offline JontyR

That in the world of ultra running women become more competitive against men the longer the race is. At 195 miles the competitive advantage of gender switches.

Offline Blackpool Rock

That in the world of ultra running women become more competitive against men the longer the race is. At 195 miles the competitive advantage of gender switches.
I'd previously heard that but the figure was 100 miles, perhaps the 100 was for if the woman was trying to catch you up to moan about leaving the loo seat up  :unknown:  :rolleyes:

Offline JontyR

I'd previously heard that but the figure was 100 miles, perhaps the 100 was for if the woman was trying to catch you up to moan about leaving the loo seat up  :unknown:  :rolleyes:

The difference at 100 miles is supposedly 0.3% so pretty much the same.

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Aaaah, what ever happened to the likely lads ?
I don't remember that episode but remember the one where they spend all day trying to avoid the results of an England football match so they could watch the highlights later without knowing the score. Avoiding everyone they know, even hiding in a church for hours. When they finally got home they find out the game was never played due to fog  :D

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Aaaah, what ever happened to the likely lads ?


I remember Bob's  wedding to Thelma - the vicar reads out Bob's  full name 'Robert Scarborough Ferris' much to Terry's  amusement. Bob eventually  has to explain that he was conceived during a dirty weekend in Scarborough.

Offline standardpostage

One of my neighbours son, coming home, "again". Another Section 21 given to him  :(

Lots of renters appear to be give Section 21s.

PS my daughter has had three of them.

Offline m4rmite

One of my neighbours son, coming home, "again". Another Section 21 given to him  :(

Lots of renters appear to be give Section 21s.

PS my daughter has had three of them.
Must be catching,  1 of mine given one as well.
The landlord had prior for not paying the bank on time.

Offline Blackpool Rock

One of my neighbours son, coming home, "again". Another Section 21 given to him  :(

Lots of renters appear to be give Section 21s.

PS my daughter has had three of them.
I think there is a general problem in the rental market though as many landlords simply don't think it's worth the hassle for the return.
As I understand it the rules have been tightened up on rules / regulations that landlords need to meet which all costs money and then they weren't able to kick people out when covid etc hit even if they were simply not paying their rent  :unknown:

I know someone who rents out a couple of big houses split into individual lets which are done to a good standard, he was saying a few years ago he was looking to get out as the return wasn't there anymore and the hassle was getting bigger, I believe rules on what can be offset against tax etc may have also changed recently  :unknown:

I know when he told me the value of rent he was getting it sounded good but then when I factored in the cost of the asset and the % return on it then it wasn't very good IMO plus he spent most of his spare time either doing work on the place or unblocking sinks etc due to some fuckwit pouring fat down it  :dash:

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I think there is a general problem in the rental market though as many landlords simply don't think it's worth the hassle for the return.
As I understand it the rules have been tightened up on rules / regulations that landlords need to meet which all costs money and then they weren't able to kick people out when covid etc hit even if they were simply not paying their rent  :unknown:

I know someone who rents out a couple of big houses split into individual lets which are done to a good standard, he was saying a few years ago he was looking to get out as the return wasn't there anymore and the hassle was getting bigger, I believe rules on what can be offset against tax etc may have also changed recently  :unknown:

I know when he told me the value of rent he was getting it sounded good but then when I factored in the cost of the asset and the % return on it then it wasn't very good IMO plus he spent most of his spare time either doing work on the place or unblocking sinks etc due to some fuckwit pouring fat down it  :dash:


Spot on I have a friend who is getting shot of his rental properties for exactly these sort of issues.
Renting is far too expensive but I'm not sure the answer is to bash landlords that's only going to make matters worse.
They are not alll Rachman.
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Dorothy Parker, not your late father.


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Dorothy Parker also wrote  You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
when asked by her publisher why her work had not been submitted while on her honeymoon: "I've been too fucking busy and vice versa” and who had a budgie called Onan (he spilled his seed on the ground), and wrote a poem on Suicide
Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.

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I think there is a general problem in the rental market though as many landlords simply don't think it's worth the hassle for the return.
As I understand it the rules have been tightened up on rules / regulations that landlords need to meet which all costs money and then they weren't able to kick people out when covid etc hit even if they were simply not paying their rent  :unknown:

I know someone who rents out a couple of big houses split into individual lets which are done to a good standard, he was saying a few years ago he was looking to get out as the return wasn't there anymore and the hassle was getting bigger, I believe rules on what can be offset against tax etc may have also changed recently  :unknown:

I know when he told me the value of rent he was getting it sounded good but then when I factored in the cost of the asset and the % return on it then it wasn't very good IMO plus he spent most of his spare time either doing work on the place or unblocking sinks etc due to some fuckwit pouring fat down it  :dash:

It is really difficult these days to make a decent return on a standard buy to let type property, especially if you want to be a decent landlord.  Going back in time you could assume that so long as the rental broke even or made a small return you would make your money on the growth in value of the property.  That is not looking so nailed on at the moment.

Nobody has any sympathy with landlords, and some of them are scum, but unless something changes the shortage of rental properties will become an increasing problem.  (Ironically that might drive up rents which could make it attractive again!!)

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Nobody has any sympathy with landlords, and some of them are scum, but unless something changes the shortage of rental properties will become an increasing problem.  (Ironically that might drive up rents which could make it attractive again!!)

Rental prices across the UK increased in 2023 by an average of 7%. House prices went down everywhere in 2023, so you would think that the returns would attract more BTL Landlords, but that isn't the case, so there's a shortage of affordable rental properties and the prices keep going up.

It's much harder to get a BTL mortgage, which reduces the number of private landlords. Also, the Government threat of making it harder to evict tenants has scared a lot of BTL landlords, as well as the change in tax rules / rates, making it less profitable and more risky.

The knock on effect of the current current market conditions are fuelling Lloyds Bank, who are aiming to be the UK's biggest private landlord in the next five years though it's Citra Living division. Obviously their risk is spread across thousands of properties and they don't have problems raising finance, plus they're able to negotiate really good deals with developers.

It might just help consolidate the private rental market in to a few "super" landlords and become a little more professional. However they are mostly using the "build to Rent" model, so there will still be a lot of old stock being rented for many years to come by smaller private landlords.


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Rental prices across the UK increased in 2023 by an average of 7%. House prices went down everywhere in 2023, so you would think that the returns would attract more BTL Landlords, but that isn't the case, so there's a shortage of affordable rental properties and the prices keep going up.

It's much harder to get a BTL mortgage, which reduces the number of private landlords. Also, the Government threat of making it harder to evict tenants has scared a lot of BTL landlords, as well as the change in tax rules / rates, making it less profitable and more risky.

The knock on effect of the current current market conditions are fuelling Lloyds Bank, who are aiming to be the UK's biggest private landlord in the next five years though it's Citra Living division. Obviously their risk is spread across thousands of properties and they don't have problems raising finance, plus they're able to negotiate really good deals with developers.

It might just help consolidate the private rental market in to a few "super" landlords and become a little more professional. However they are mostly using the "build to Rent" model, so there will still be a lot of old stock being rented for many years to come by smaller private landlords.

There are a host of things making it harder for landlords, including lack of tax relief on interest that you mention. Many of the others are good things that are aimed at improving quality but some just add red tape. It is a sector that needs to improve but Government need to handle it with a careful balance between landlords and tenants. That requires competence ……

Offline tigerbiker

I have had the same issue. I have punted for years and back in the day, I'd have a hard on as I approached the door of the venue but not now.

Things that have helped me are:

1. Don't over anticipate - book same day
2. Abstain for at least 5 days before
3. Use a regular - for me it is much worse on a new venture
4. Ask the SP for help and don't be affraid to stimulate yourself to get hard (wank and watch her wank) - tell the SP you need time. Don't accept the speed merchants that put the rubber on after 60 seconds
5. Use the power of sex aroma - nothing gets me erect better than the smell of pussy - fingering, cunilingus or damp knicker sniffing
6. Don't let her use lube - I like a tight feeling and it boosts my hardness once I gain entry to her cunt
7. Use a tightish condom

Offline Thephoenix

I have had the same issue. I have punted for years and back in the day, I'd have a hard on as I approached the door of the venue but not now.

Things that have helped me are:

1. Don't over anticipate - book same day
2. Abstain for at least 5 days before
3. Use a regular - for me it is much worse on a new venture
4. Ask the SP for help and don't be affraid to stimulate yourself to get hard (wank and watch her wank) - tell the SP you need time. Don't accept the speed merchants that put the rubber on after 60 seconds
5. Use the power of sex aroma - nothing gets me erect better than the smell of pussy - fingering, cunilingus or damp knicker sniffing
6. Don't let her use lube - I like a tight feeling and it boosts my hardness once I gain entry to her cunt
7. Use a tightish condom

Are you on the right page?
Or is it me?

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Are you on the right page?
Or is it me?
I too was confused for a minute, I thought I must have clicked on the wrong link :unknown:

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Apologies - yes posted in the wrong thread.

Sorry for any confusion

Offline standardpostage

Postage stamp to Germany, for a normal letter £2.20  :(

I know, cheaper than delivering it myself  :)

Offline WASA38

Thanks to @chrishornx I've learned that Kansas City is not (quite) in Kansas but in Missouri. Very odd.

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The first LED was made in 1960 and was red, green followed a couple of years later but to make all colours you need Blue
Red Green and Blue (RGB) can be mixed to make any colour It took almost 30 years to make a practical blue LED  The fascinating story is here

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Now of course all colours of LED inc white LEDs are everywhere and cost pennies to make
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The first LED was made in 1960 and was red, green followed a couple of years later but to make all colours you need Blue
Red Green and Blue (RGB) can be mixed to make any colour It took almost 30 years to make a practical blue LED  The fascinating story is here

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Now of course all colours of LED inc white LEDs are everywhere and cost pennies to make
I watched this video yesterday,  them cookies be promoting.

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One of my neighbours son, coming home, "again". Another Section 21 given to him  :(

Lots of renters appear to be give Section 21s.

PS my daughter has had three of them.

 :hi: I work in refurbing for a lettings company and private landlords ... Section 21 ..... This is aparentley now going to be removed according to Glover.....

What will now happen is instead of Tennants getting notice .....We would like property back, no reasons but we want it back...

It will now be .. As One Landlady has recentley done ,... I wish you to vaccate as you are causing a nussance to neighbours (1st reason) Your disregard for the property has caused damage "2nd, you have been agressive and threating to myself and people employed to work at property 3rd your use of ilegal substances has been brought to my attention.

Now all these reasons will have to be disclosed to the next landlord  Who is likley to take on a risk not to mention late rent payments Section 21 was a... "piss off and we will go our seprate ways" ..now its going to follow people a badge of what theve done ect ...This Landlady and many others i work for now Only take on peple if rental insurance can be taken out on the tennant if they fail to pass the reffrences no rental.... This is going to make renting more difficult as only those that pass will get properties...What is going to happen to the failers ...they will slip into the Rigsby and Racchman types sadly under the radar ... :hi: :hi:
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I discovered today that the UN (United Nations) called for the complete decriminalisation of voluntary adult sex work around the world. This was in October last year. Source: hrw.org


I wonder if world leaders will listen to them.  :unknown:

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It's quite  well known that if a deceased person  is to be cremated, a pacemaker has to be removed from the body first ( they explode in the chamber).

What I didn't know until today is that they are frequently recycled by the veterinary profession for implanting into poorly dogs.

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Fuck me this lot are advertising on TV!..


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They show

A solid pine eco-coffin (or a suitable alternative)
Larger coffin if necessary

An eco friendly funeral
Including for fat fuckers  :D

Offline standardpostage

Just renewed my TV licence Feb 2024. £159.

Going up in April  2024, to £169.50  :( 

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Just renewed my TV licence Feb 2024. £159.

Going up in April  2024, to £169.50  :(

Ouch!    :thumbsdown:

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Just renewed my TV licence Feb 2024. £159.

Going up in April  2024, to £169.50  :(

Scrapping of the tv license is long overdue especially for the crap the BBC provide. Pensioners should also get it for free like they used to.

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Scrapping of the tv license is long overdue especially for the crap the BBC provide.

With respect, i would disagree. With the continuance of the triple lock most pensioners are in clover. I can't see why young working people struggling with high mortgages or rents should subsidise old buggers like me.
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With respect, i would disagree. With the continuance of the triple lock most pensioners are in clover. I can't see why young working people struggling with high mortgages or rents should subsidise old buggers like me.
I agree, I pay 13.25 per month, hardly going to break the bank.  Knowing my luck I die right at the end of the pay in advance half.   :D

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I reckon BBC Radio 3 is still worth it, and the Proms coverage:)...

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With respect, i would disagree. With the continuance of the triple lock most pensioners are in clover. I can't see why young working people struggling with high mortgages or rents should subsidise old buggers like me.


They should become a commercial station like all the rest . Why should I pay £159 a year for a channel I hardly watch  :unknown: Pensioners have enough to pay for ever rising fuel bills. It boils my piss to think that part of the licence fee goes towards that smug jug eared twat that hosts Match of the Day's high wages.

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The question is what will/could replace the licence fee ?

and more importantly if it was swapped to a system based on use (ie popularity) would that improve or reduce BBC quality ?

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I reckon BBC Radio 3 is still worth it, and the Proms coverage:)...

All bbc programming i can take it or leave it.

Its not good enough to catch up on programming via iplayer. But it is ok enough to atleast put it on your telly as background noise.

Then again, i dont watch tv on a regular basis. Properly acouple times a week at most.
Online streaming services & other forms of entertainment is by far way better.

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I reckon BBC Radio 3 is still worth it, and the Proms coverage:)...

Classic FM is better for classical music. I occasionally listen to Jazz Record Requests, it's a pity they moved the show to a Sunday.

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The question is what will/could replace the licence fee ?

and more importantly if it was swapped to a system based on use (ie popularity) would that improve or reduce BBC quality ?

You wouldn't need anything to replace the license fee, they would have to make their money from advertising like all other commercial TV stations  :unknown:

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You wouldn't need anything to replace the license fee, they would have to make their money from advertising like all other commercial TV stations  :unknown:

yes that would be one way to replace the fee - others have been proposed - but would that mean more Love Island, Big Brother like programs ? and less David Attenborough, Horizon ?


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TIL that banana trees aren't trees, there's no 'woody' trunk. They are succulent  herbs, and bananas are the berries.

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TIL that banana trees aren't trees, there's no 'woody' trunk. They are succulent  herbs, and bananas are the berries.

I've always wondered where the seed is; apparently all commercial banana plants are clones of a variety called "Cavendish" and therefore even more susceptible to a disastrous disease than even other monocultures

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