External Link/Members Only£140 / 1hr £80 / 30minsThis was a few weeks back so please excuse if I miss a few things.
So I have had some great luck with Brazilians over the past few months and figured, despite reviews suggesting she's a cock-dodger, that i'd take a chance on Luiza. Comms are good, same venue as 'Wild rose' who I saw a while back and she was decent, and she had at the time recommended Luiza as 'beautiful'. Well she's 100% as per her photos, nice fake tits, pretty face, tiny waist and an arse that ALMOST looks fake it's that round and big on her body. Cracking sexy physique. Her demeanor was a little guarded but generally smiley and welcoming, and she attempted a few jokes and bits of banter throughout the booking.
I can't recall if she gave OWO, and I can't remember any kissing (but again this was a few weeks ago so may have been a bit - if there was, I suspect it wasn't very enthusiastic). The thing that stands out in my memory is how much of a fuss she made over cock size and how difficult she made it for me to give it to her. Absolutely as per her other reviews, she was angled this-way and that, feet under her arse in CG to limit the depth, etc etc. She was hot as fuck but frustrating with it.
Round 1 went by OK although as you can guess it ended with me feeling slightly unfulfilled somehow. She gave a fairly crap massage (although how bad can a massage really be when it's administered by a top-drawer hottie?) and then onto round 2 where I had resolved to give her both barrels in doggy because that arse is tremendous. This is where things took an odd turn - she's angled herself slightly off again but things are going ok, then she gets the idea to angle the wardrobe door so we can watch in the mirror... good idea i'm thinking! After about 30 seconds of this her phone starts going off, but she silences it. then a text. then another call, which she grabs and decides to answer. Apologies all round, but she has to take it apparently.
At this point we're exactly 45mins into the hour, and she turns to me and apologises, saying that I have to go and something has come up. I can hear the other chap that came in 10 minutes prior (to see Rose i'm assuming) making a swift exit, and Luiza is telling me she's sorry but I have to go, and she nips out and returns to refund me £60. I get dressed at a leisurely pace and she's not particularly rushed, peck on the lips and hug goodbye and that's me gone.
Very odd one. Wouldn't go back because fucking her is like trying to get a cat into a carrier and despite her undeniably hot Brazilian looks she's just not a good enough shag to warrant the frustration. She wasn't bad-tempered, difficult or truculent in any way, just not keen on taking many inches. I have no idea what the business was kicking me out 45mins in, but I ended up nipping over to see the ever-underwhelming Nina for a fit-but-perfunctory 15min finisher. Not the worst way to spend a lunchtime, but not my finest memory either.
I'll give her a Neutral because she gave me the cash back without even having to be asked, and she was nice enough throughout. Strange booking though.