External Link/Members Only1 hour - £160
In short: Absolutely crap.
Location: Airbnb apartment near The Grosvenor pub NG5 - fit for purpose.
The girl: Rough. No make up, tracksuit bottoms and hoodie, sports bra and regular knickers. I think she’d arrived at the apartment 5 minutes before me after a couple of hours on the train from Leeds. Not a hint of effort to look nice. Body ok but looked like she’s been having a bath in ronseal once a day for the last 10 years, ridiculous. Face wise, imagine Chas from Emmerdale with MASSIVE fake lips.
The session: Just fucking shit. Disinterested from the start, trying to get me to cum within seconds of starting, she rushed everything, starting with owo which was crap, she went for the condom after about 30 seconds. I told her to carry on sucking my cock as I wasn’t ready to fuck yet - clearly unimpressed she carried on for about 2 minutes and asked again if I was ready for the condom. Fuck it, I thought.. let’s get this over with. Go on then… so she whacks a rubber on and gets on top. 10 mins of her on top and I fill the bag - perfunctory sex at its worst.
At this point I asked if we can call it 30 mins. I’ll have half the cash back and be on my way but this is a no-go. Apparently she has a secretary or something who arranges stuff for her and makes her bookings (so she’s not on her phone during bookings) who gets a cut so she can’t finish the booking early. BOLLOCKS.
So I say I’ll stay and make the most of it then. To be honest I would’ve just sat there in silence just to piss her off with the awful service I was receiving. She made awful small talk, must’ve asked me what I was doing for the rest of the day 3 times. Then, even though she had a secretary to make her bookings, she sat tapping on her phone on and off for a few minutes.
I told her I was ready for round 2 and got her back sucking my cock again. This time I had her carry on for 10-15 mins. It was still shit but I wanted her to do some work so went with it.
I thought about all the bullshit on her profile about rimming, cim etc being all included - there’s no chance in hell that’s true - this one does as little as possible. Having said that, I didn’t ask, the atmosphere was sour enough.
I got her to bend over and fucked her doggystyle for a bit, then mish, but I was getting bored so laid down and got her to wank me off to cum again. She did, but with the Johnny still on - fucking weird.
Just remembered she had no wipes, I had to go to the bathroom and wipe my cock with toilet paper.
I got dressed and went - pissed off with myself for not being more assertive and getting what I wanted / expected. But this was one where I don’t think it would’ve made any difference, if anything it would’ve made it even worse as she was never going to give a decent service and we would’ve both got even more pissed off with each other. It was clear from the moment I walked in, once the money was handed over she couldn’t care less whether I had a good time or not.
Avoid at all costs.
