External Link/Members Only1 Hour Massage £45 + Tit Wank £50 (Total £95)
Preamble
This was a plan D: A planned visit with a reg had fallen through, and none of the nearby parlours were answering their phones. I even tried walking in to the Thai parlour on Coten end in Warwick, but their door was locked and their phone went straight to voicemail. I'd completely fucked my back a couple of days previously and was after a purely theraputic massage and wasn't even thinking about extras. (Well not much).
Comms
n/a - Walked in on spec.
Location
Not a great location TBH. I must've driven past this place a hundred times on the Walsgrave Road, which is how I knew it was there. Not the worst part of Cov, but not the best either. The area is residential terraced houses on a main A-road, and the shop is rather exposed. The front door was open, so at least I wasn't left standing outside looking conspicuous. Parking isn't great either - it took me at least 10 minutes to find somewhere to park on one of the roads behind.
Inside, the shop is clean and tidy. The room I was shown into was small and dimly lit, but had a sturdy massage table with head hole and a clean modern ensuite shower in the corner. There were loads of clean fluffy towels too.
Hannah
Big girl, big personality. Hannah was very friendly and smiley and chatty and easy to get along with. Her English is very good and she's got more rabbit than Sainsburys. She does ask a lot of questions, but that didn't bother me as I was prepared with my usual load of old punting bullshit. She was so easy to chat and flirt with, I felt like I was the Arch Bishop of Banterbury. She announced unprompted that she was 46. If she'd said that she was 36 I would've believed her.
Massage
When I'd walked in I was in a considerable amount of pain. Hannah listened carefully and worked wonders on my problem areas. She was quite gentle, but still managed to remove all of my knots and tensions. If I'm ever in that kind of state again, I'd happily go and see her and let her sort me out. The massage was entirely theraputic, without the merest hint of a CC swipe or any "accidental" touches. I didn't care though, as my back felt great. On the turn-over I remained undraped, but Hannah continued with the theraputic stuff and carefully avoided my meat and two veg.
Extras
I've never been asked about extras in such an oblique way before. I think that because I'd gone in with an obviously bad back, Hannah didn't want to scare away a kosher customer. She kind of mentioned that extras might be availiable, but were certainly not compulsory if that wasn't the sort of thing that I wanted. I was really enjoying her shy approach so I played along with it, coyly enquiring what the extras were. HJ was £30, Tit wank was £50 and B2B was a whopping £100. Hannah is a big girl, and I was afraid that a B2B would put my back out again. Also there was no way I was paying a ton. However, I hadn't been able to take my eyes off her impressive tits since I'd walked in, so I went for the £50 option, and I'm very glad that I did. Hannah has a fantastic pair of natural bangers: Large, firm, heavy and yet still perky and obviously made to nestle a cock between them. She made me sit on the edge of the table and crouched down in between my legs so she could perform an oily tit wank. By the end they looked like a lovely pair of brown Chelsea buns glazed with my spunk icing. Fucking marvelous!
Conclusion
After my visit I've managed to find a couple of previous reviews of Hannah when she worked in Cardiff, both neutral. (See below). I think if I'd gone in just for extras this review might have been neutral too, but she sorted out my bad back a treat, and I really enjoyed spaffing all over those fantastic tits. Not the hottest of SPs, but she really knows what's she's doing. I think that she's managing the shop, as she was trying to upsell me a 4-hand massage, and introduced me to the other girl working in the shop before I left. (Apologies if you were in the vinegar strokes when Hannah dragged your masseuse out into reception to say hello to me).
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