Author Topic: English Blonde Lucy - Brentford - Worst punt ever, Don't waste your time/money  (Read 2848 times)


23 review(s) for Blonde.English.Lucy (6 positive, 2 neutral, 15 negative) [Indexed by PilotMan]

Offline Richard1994

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I booked Lucy last minute as fancied a quick fuck was after a quick release as was passing through on business. She’d obviously changed her name from British-Lauren etc due to her awful reviews.
Paid £80 for 30 mins was more like ten. The apartment was a new build secure in BRENTFORD.

On arrival she done the usual trick hiding behind the door, went into her room and there was a bin overloaded with wipes and used condoms which was a major off put so I asked if she done 15 mins she said no so like a fool I handed over the £80 for 30 mins as could hear someone else in the apartment and I asked for edging. She’s nothing like her photos, I mean it is her but she’s a lot heavier now like a size 12/14 with a rounded gut and rolls of fat not my thing. She barely held my cock only the tip and must have yawned six times I lost count. She didn’t make conversation fuck all I’d have been better having a wank in the car or fucking a sex doll and burning my £80. Her other review saying she is like a strict libarian is spot on. A miserable robot would be the best description in all honestly. To add insult to this after 10 mins I heard a male cough and knock the door as of to say times up, she’s clearly not happy and being pimped.

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She is probably one of the worst SP's around.

Absolute waste of space cunt.

At least she's consistent.

And those pictures are not her, like you say she's chubby with rolls of fat.
« Last Edit: October 28, 2022, 08:14:41 pm by PilotMan »

Offline bradders8896

Yeah nice to hear she’s not got any better. She was my OG punt I think and nearly put me off for good!

Offline Richard1994

I think I’d of had more enjoyment with Kathy Bates in the misery. Her face would have cracked if she smiled and is clearly in the wrong profession!