Sweet Coco - Heathrow

[JonasG]

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So, that Gorgeous Vicky screwed me and sadly I was desperate and had a shot in the dark and I failed! Only had a small window to get a punt in sadly, and saw this joke of an escort. I'm staggered this shit WG doesn't have a negative as of yet, she's TERRIBLE.

Barely any enthusiasm, no initiative, terrible "kisser" and just plain uninspiring.

Logistics:

All fine, quick responder to texts and postcode given. Gives you the room number when you arrive, good comms.

Location:

Hotel in Bath Road, parking on a side road. No one in the hotel cares about your presence.

Looks:

Petite mid 20s British born girl from African descent. Average face, average tits but with a lovely arse. Friendly-ish girl when you talk to her but quite glum and despondent but with very little energy. Almost seemed quite sad. She does not enjoy this job and very much going through the motions. Felt kinda sorry for her tbh, feel like she's had a tough life was the impression I got.

Services used:

Kissing of sorts if you want to call it that, OWO and sex in 3 positions. £80 for 30 minutes.

The Meeting:

So, I walk in and she's friendly enough but as said before a bit despondent and lacking in energy. Chat for a bit and she doesn't mind talking in that sense fairly friendly.

Down to business and yeah SHE'S SHIT. So I initiate kissing and there's no technique from her, moves her lips a bit but I might as well be kissing a sex doll. No initiative or enthusiasm during foreplay, plays with your cock a bit underneath your boxers but that's it. When you initiate kissing and foreplay/fondling she doesn't reciprocate. This job is not for her.

Onto the bed and OWO and it's okay enough. Some of her reviews say she's brilliant but I don't think so. Can go quite deep and a bit of spit involved but she has a harsh technique but looking into her eyes during this and there's nothing there. Lifeless. OWO wasn't shit and she gave it a go but yeah again not much enthusiasm from her.

Onto sex and CG was okay in places, she's got nice rhythm sometimes but again her face is so lifeless that it's quite off putting. Classic dead fish with no gusto.

Then missionary and again quite lifeless, eyes closed at times. She's quite petite so wasn't too bad banging away at her but again quite dead fish. Then doggy and a bit of spanking, she's got a nice arse and then I cummed.

But yeah, wouldn't recommend her to anyone. SAVE YOUR MONEY. She's shit.

Lacks energy, minimal enthusiasm, no initiative, doesn't reciprocate when you do initiate, average looks and clearly doesn't like the job.

[JustaPunter]

Very different to my experience.

She seems to be working and touring constantly.

I hope she isn’t getting burnt out.

[JonasG]

Even though this is her 1st negative, a good few of her reviews do mention a similar pattern of being quite cold and bored etc.

Certainly one of her neutrals could've easily been a negative.

[drwho]

First time I saw her I had a great meet.
Easy to talk to, established a rapport and from what I recall good sex, kissing and what I generally enjoy. Face average, but ok enough.

Went back a few months later and didn't get the same sparkle.
We'd discussed some of her personal situation which it turned out had taken a turn for the worse. Didn't help that I asked her about this between fucks.
Probably wouldn't return except for a plan B if I'm left high and dry on Bath road with cash in my pocket perhaps

[JonasG]

Not surprised about the personal situation.

She seemed quite downbeat.