Sidney of Allure - Heaton - TOFTT

[johnny34]

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Not sure exactly where to start with this one.

Been looking at Sidney's profile at Allure for a little while but with little incall availability it took a while to match up my diary with hers. Recent window of opportunity so booked up no problem. Confirmation made in the morning so all systems go & initial directions given. Further instructions with flat number arrived nearer the time. I'd been to this flat once before so had a good idea about parking nearby which was free in this part of Heaton, just off Chillingham Road.

Got to the flat and on opening the door what a letdown it was. Had been expecting someone who was 31, slim, fit, toned (as per pics on website), brownish hair, quite natural looking.  What greeted me was someone who had dyed jet black hair, a lot older (at least 40+ imho), a fuller face, big fake eye lashes and bigger/fuller figure in general. Not toned and with a bit of a loose tummy. Didn't find her attractive at all and should clearly have walked (hindsight is a wonderful thing). But, thinking with my knob decided to proceed 

So the booking...

30mins at £60

Entered bedroom, both got our kit off and got on the bed. Some light kissing followed & a bit of touching then she positioned herself for some owo. This was more like a wank with her tongue/lips on my bellend rather than a blowjob. I was losing interest & wilting a little and knew I couldn't keep hard enough to fuck her so let her carry on with the wank/bj till I managed to cum. Quick clean up, dressed, paid & left.

So, a really disappointing booking all round. After leaving it reminded me of a recent review someone left so checked on here and found the review I was looking for by Simplicool of another Allure lady. They really need to address the ages, pics etc of the girls they are promoting. We know and expect a slight difference with regards age (year or two within reason), size etc but no excuse for pics that are nothing like the girl you see 

Main reason I'm annoyed is with myself for not walking at the beginning as I knew I should have 

[Alonsy]

Thanks for the review, was tempted to see her but I’ll leave it for now. Haven’t punted for a while but want to scratch an itch. Slim pickings at the moment in my humble. May have too see if my diary aligns with Riley. I did enjoy my time with her before.

[CELICA GT]

Sad reading indeed, I posted on another review that if stats are so far out, people just won't return and some will be put off altogether   

[foreverchanges]

Sorry to hear this and a deserved negative. Following on from the recent review of Sofia of Allure and the photos that are from about 10 years ago they ought to be done under the trade descriptions.

[dexpunt]

You have no idea how long I have been trying to book her without success. Thanks to you I feel that it was meant to be.

[tynetunnel]

Sorry to hear this and a deserved negative. Following on from the recent review of Sofia of Allure and the photos that are from about 10 years ago they ought to be done under the trade descriptions.

All of which means that since they consistently misrepresent the girl you’re likely to meet, I for one will never book one of their girls. I value honesty, then an informed decision can be made. Let’s hope their policy of lying about ages/looks/photos is counterproductive

Thanks for the reviews though chaps

[johnny34]

Sad reading indeed, I posted on another review that if stats are so far out, people just won't return and some will be put off altogether   

Totally agree 

[johnny34]

You have no idea how long I have been trying to book her without success. Thanks to you I feel that it was meant to be.

No problem, it's a risk we all take when it's a TOFTT but if it saves others it's worth it. I've been saved before & also had some great punts when seeing someone who hasn't been reviewed previously 

[The Outsider]

Thanks for the review.  Red ones are depressing to write, but they are the most important of all. 

I don't remember the disparity in ages and sizes ever being quite this bad before. 

[OscarC]

Cheers for review, I too had been thinking about seeing her but will pass now.

[hopeless2712]

I had tried to book recently but got message that she was fully booked. Looks like I had a lucky escape

[FLYING BLUE]

(hindsight is a wonderful thing). But, thinking with my knob decided to proceed

And there's the problem - in a nutshell 



Misrepresentation, in any other business

[Fragilehand]

I'm surprised by the lack of Negetives, same with sofia they must see a hundred ppl a month and the fact more have not reported on the difference is surprising. Sofia looks nothing like her pics. She looks like the mother of the lass in the pics had this been made clear I wouldn't have booked. There was another review which I did read but the poster didn't point out just how much her pics were outdated

[toon972]

I'm surprised by the lack of Negetives, same with sofia they must see a hundred ppl a month and the fact more have not reported on the difference is surprising. Sofia looks nothing like her pics. She looks like the mother of the lass in the pics had this been made clear I wouldn't have booked. There was another review which I did read but the poster didn't point out just how much her pics were outdated

Very good point, I have noticed this as well recently, it does not make sense.

[johnny34]

I'm surprised by the lack of Negetives, same with sofia they must see a hundred ppl a month and the fact more have not reported on the difference is surprising. Sofia looks nothing like her pics. She looks like the mother of the lass in the pics had this been made clear I wouldn't have booked. There was another review which I did read but the poster didn't point out just how much her pics were outdated

That's why most of us on here try to post reviews/info to help each other out. That little bit extra info about age/pics could have gone a long way to you deciding not to see her. In my case it was a TOFTT so hopefully it will help someone in the future.

[Diesel_Power]

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Not sure exactly where to start with this one.

Been looking at Sidney's profile at Allure for a little while but with little incall availability it took a while to match up my diary with hers. Recent window of opportunity so booked up no problem. Confirmation made in the morning so all systems go & initial directions given. Further instructions with flat number arrived nearer the time. I'd been to this flat once before so had a good idea about parking nearby which was free in this part of Heaton, just off Chillingham Road.

Got to the flat and on opening the door what a letdown it was. Had been expecting someone who was 31, slim, fit, toned (as per pics on website), brownish hair, quite natural looking.  What greeted me was someone who had dyed jet black hair, a lot older (at least 40+ imho), a fuller face, big fake eye lashes and bigger/fuller figure in general. Not toned and with a bit of a loose tummy. Didn't find her attractive at all and should clearly have walked (hindsight is a wonderful thing). But, thinking with my knob decided to proceed 

So the booking...

30mins at £60

Entered bedroom, both got our kit off and got on the bed. Some light kissing followed & a bit of touching then she positioned herself for some owo. This was more like a wank with her tongue/lips on my bellend rather than a blowjob. I was losing interest & wilting a little and knew I couldn't keep hard enough to fuck her so let her carry on with the wank/bj till I managed to cum. Quick clean up, dressed, paid & left.

So, a really disappointing booking all round. After leaving it reminded me of a recent review someone left so checked on here and found the review I was looking for by Simplicool of another Allure lady. They really need to address the ages, pics etc of the girls they are promoting. We know and expect a slight difference with regards age (year or two within reason), size etc but no excuse for pics that are nothing like the girl you see 

Main reason I'm annoyed is with myself for not walking at the beginning as I knew I should have 

Glad I herd this now, saved me the trip, disappointment and money. Theres me thinking finally found another corker of a escort to see. Its a shame Morgan not at Allure no more.

[Billybumpit]

I had my eye in this one- thanks for the heads up!!

[tynetunnel]

I apologise for reigniting an old topic. I wondered if I should post a new one and link to it, but decided I should add this post as it seems most appropriate

So following on from a recent UKP review on an Allure girl, and feeling the need to arrange a punt soon, I had a look through the agency website and decided based on the information found, that Sidney might be the girl for me.

Imagine my surprise then when following up with my due diligence on this site, to find this review, which is coming up for its second birthday. In it the OP has noted her stated age of 31 being a long way off the reality of her estimated age of 40+. Well folks, she is apparently still 31. At least according to the Allure website. How novel, someone who is ageless. The holy grail for many humans, and it seems that Sidney has discovered the secret   

The Allure website also says that she is a “new comer” and “has never escorted before”. Which may one have been true

Anyway, despite the OP’s experiences and review, the agency continue to misrepresent their girls. I like to think that if I hadn’t read the review and had booked, I’d have walked. Which would have been a waste of everyone’s time. As it is, I read this review and have very much been saved the inconvenience and disappointment. The agency is no longer one I will consider using

Thank you for leaving this review, and once again the power of UKP is demonstrated  I was surprised to look back through the posts and find that I had commented at the time. I’d obviously forgotten. So it was good to be able to search and find out all over again

[FLYING BLUE]

Some agencies must have access to a time machine - it's the new age Spock, but not as we know it

[trainspotter]

The first escort I ever saw is still working. I've aged 20 years but she has only aged 10!!!

[Kev3773]

I've seen Sidney a few times recently, not sure of her correct age but she could easily pass for early 30's imo, also she is quite slim so has obviously changed since the ops review.
I'll post one soon.