External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Apartment not far from East India station. Sends you to an address, and then rings you and asks you to cross the road to ring the doorbell on the actual address.
Cost: 70 for 1/2 hour
Services: Massage, OWO, CG. - Before the meet I wasn't really sure what was on offer as I had read varying reviews about other punter's experiences. I was slightly excited by the fact I didn't know what to expect.
The girl: Average looks, not good not bad. The whole meet JM seemed very mechanical, and not in a good way.
Shower to start with. Was handed a smelly/slightly damp towel and directed to the shower where the shower head was lying loose by the taps.
Awkward hand shower complete, I gently dabbed the towel on myself ensuring I was not rubbing on the smelly/damp odour.
Asked to lie face down on the bed with a head rest to put my face in placed on top of the cushions. Again the head rest stank and had clearly not been washed in some time so I lay my head on top of my arms.
What followed was an average massage by JM, who was clearly not putting a huge amount of effort in. Not much pressure, no teasing, and minimal conversation.
On the flip JM started quite a pleasant BJ which I was enjoying but decided to test the waters so dragged her up for a kiss. Kissing is clearly not on the table.
French Kissing (discretion) is on the Likes list but upon returning home I re-read her profile and can see that she states "No French kissing", which is fair enough but needs to be more clear as it contradicts with the Likes list.
After lifting her up we are facing each other and JM reached for a dom and started riding me. Again this wasn't unpleasant but it was very lacklustre and led to an alright but not amazing finish.
15/20 minutes we clean up and I go for a shower with what looks and smells like the same towel. Great. Showered and out the door with us both completely forgetting about payment. I jump on the DLR and then tube so had no phone signal, upon regaining signal I had multiple missed calls from JM and she had messaged me via SMS and on WhatsApp on 2 different numbers urgently inquiring about me not having paid. For a moment I did consider blocking the numbers and forgetting the whole thing ever happened, but my moral instinct kicked in and I sent her the payment remotely.
Overall: Not a chance in hell I would return. Bad service from somebody who clearly doesn't take any pride in their profession.