External Link/Members OnlyTwo hours £90 + £60 B2B/HE
The link above is not for an individual ad, but her GT profile so it should survive if she posts new ads.
It was when I was looking for an old review to copy a link to, that I realised that I hadn't posted one. This review is based on a meet that took place this month but follows the same service as all the others that I've done before and after lockdown.
Comms: (7/10) Always via WhatsApp, which can be a treat in itself, as she's always updating the profile picture and posting clips as status updates. My preference is for early Saturday mornings, which Fern can struggle with the concept of and bookings have been pushed back or cancelled because she's overslept.
Location: (8/10): Apartment block with two sets of entryphone/pinpad access. There's a nosy neighbour in the flats opposite the main entrance so try not to hang around. There's two hours free parking on nearby streets and if there's no room or you're spending longer, a public car park reasonably priced as well (£2.00 for four hours) that you can book on an app with no booking fee unlike the city centre ones.
The apartment itself is modern and homely and Fern has made an effort to create a relaxing environment with soft lights, music and décor. She used to operate from an en suite bedroom, with "the smallest shower cubicle in the world" and has now swapped to a larger room and clients can use the main bathroom and shower. In the room is a massage table and a bed, depending on the massage requested. Cotton towels, not paper are used.
Fern: (9/10) Fern works hard to keep fit and flexible and in appearance, you'd never guess that she has children and grandchildren back in Thailand. Hovering around 5" and size 6/8 with a sprinkle of tattoos dotted around, including below her bust. This isn't natural and whilst that's not my thing, it does make breast relief easier. An even Asian tan all over and an arse a little rounder than most Thai girls. She has a chatty personality, which isn't everyone's thing.
Service: (9/10) In short, one of the best slippery B2B I've found. My only comment would be that it can sometimes take a while to get started with the good stuff. The therapeutic massage element can feel a little repetitive and protracted on longer bookings but this is when she's most chatty so little muffin is dozing anyway.
Fern is often in shorts and top on arrival and once the lights are out, these come off and she starts work wearing either one-piece or two-piece lingerie. Long before the turnover, these come off and she will be naked for around half the session and regularly applying oil. You'll need the shower after.
Once the B2B starts, it's lie back and think of Thailand. Limbs and bits and bobs go all over and Fern knows how to keep me on the edge. On more recent visits she's uncovered how explosive a prostate probing can be.
I always leave empty, exhausted and with a big smile on my face.
VFM: (8/10) I know that the prices will put many off and cheaper options are aplenty. Or used to be, the gap between this and FS Asians is getting wider.
Verdict: Obviously, I would return because I have. The prices and quirks will put many off and that's fine with me, all the while Fern isn't inundated with punters, I'll be able to make short notice bookings without issues. On this visit, there were no interruptions from calls or messages. It's happened on others and I know that lots of fellow punters don't like this. It doesn't bother me. If that's not for you, I wish you good luck finding as good a B2B service from a regular who can ignore customers trying to get through. EM
