External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyThis is one of those one's to file away under 'odd'.
My, now annual punt is more likely to be a reminder of why I don't than why I ever did, though there where some blinders in amongst the bad ones.
None of us want to feel like we've been done over, and I guess I do but, in this instance, I don't feel I was the only one.
Comms: Fine (on my end), arranged over very flirty text messages, however the SP was clearly not privy to the arrangement.
Location: Aldershot, just off town center, discreet parking available. Not too bad, a bit of a shitty area. The flat itself is clean but no real effort put in to put you at ease.
Extras: Here's where it starts to go downhill. The ads would have you believe it's a naked massage with optional adult extras (something a lot of us would go for without hesitation) the thing is, in the room, I'd say the SP 'Eliza' wasn't told in advance what I'd arranged (massage, dfk, bj, sex), extras @ £20 each.
So, seen this service come up, checked the ads the website etc.
I've been out of the game but found myself on possession of a little 'treat myself' money and decided to take on for the team.
Admittedly, since my first punt, I've had a thing for Asian women and I had my fingers crossed that this 'adult massage service' Korean Heights/Dream/Whatev's, was exactly what it said on the tin.
All contact done over text, flirty and definitely in support of the 'massage and sex' advertising.
Come the day, get to Aldershot, roll up and two women waiting in rough area I've been instructed to text from. Quick message confirms, yes, they're waiting for me. One was a well preserved 40 odd years old, good skin from what I saw, a little extra padding. The other was younger, looked a little worn bit gave off a really cheeky vibe, like Sisu in that flick 'Raya & the last dragon', neither were the SP, 'Eliza'appeared a few minutes later, mid 40's, a little tummy,not unattractive but not what I was hoping for.
In this time I was shoes off at the door, in the back room of a truly uninspiring basement flat with a massage table and bed squeezed in. I wasn't taking my clothes off yet because, at the hint of a male voice I was out of there.
Still, it se.emed it was just the three women so I let Eliza put me at ease, 'Massage?' was the question so I showed her the text chain I'd had with the maid. This led to some discussion between the three of them, some head scratching hut eventually they figured out what I was there for although, from the grin on her face when she caught me with my shirt off, I reckon the young one would've jumped my dick for a tenner and a packet of pork-scratchings. Still with an assurance from Eliza that we're 'Game on' I hand over £60 for the extras
So the massage starts on the dot (glad I arrived a little early), Eliza is clothed and sat astride me due to space constraints in the room. Her phone goes but she ignored it (point for her). The massage is passable medium, she has some idea what she's doing but it's very business like, not lingering light touches, no cc swipes.
There's a little more 'at the door' discussion with others losing more points but, 25mins in and her top and jeggings come off and she climbs back on the others having left.
I won't go into too much detail (this account has rambled on long enough). Nothing she did was 'bad' (except the 'French-Kissing which was laughable, years ago Jinn at Shanghai shoved her tongue down my throat before we'd even discussed extras), the massage was okay, not the best, not the worst, the blow job was good, but she kept going to town on my junk with a wetwipe and some foam soap/lube. I tried to get her going, sucking her nipples/fingerings and, though she got wet, she was otherwise unresponsive.
She wasn't exactly 'cold', she was friendly but yeah, unresponsive and I think a little caught by surprise.
£120 for a massage, suck, fuck (she threw in some so-so b2b, possibly to make up for the odd dfk). Would I go again? No.
To be clear - everything was 'okayed' in the room, but I'm sure the maid, or the mamma-san hadn't relayed arrangements to the SP beforehand.
