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Author Topic: What 'services' do you never bother with?  (Read 2080 times)

Obviously, I'm not wanting to knock anyone's choices regarding what they do whilst punting. Each to their own ...  ;)

FINGERING. This is something I last did when I was a teenager - back then it seemed exciting. Nowadays it feels boring and slightly immature.

S&M, BDSM. Maybe it's because I'm only interested in getting my cock out as fast as possible and starting the sucking and fucking part. Being teased, tied up, pushed about and slapped is simply running the clock down and costing me time and money. The only slapping I want to hear is via my balls hitting her lady bits.

 :hi:

Offline Sedlmayer

Obviously, I'm not wanting to knock anyone's choices regarding what they do whilst punting. Each to their own ...  ;)

FINGERING. This is something I last did when I was a teenager - back then it seemed exciting. Nowadays it feels boring and slightly immature.

S&M, BDSM. Maybe it's because I'm only interested in getting my cock out as fast as possible and starting the sucking and fucking part. Being teased, tied up, pushed about and slapped is simply running the clock down and costing me time and money. The only slapping I want to hear is via my balls hitting her lady bits.

 :hi:

Yep, ditto to all that.
Plus massage. Plus lapdancing. Plus tie and tease. Plus roleplay. Plus sploshing. Plus dinner dates. Plus having a glass of wine and a chat.
Plus every other stupid fucking thing that is basically designed to waste time.
I'm paying you to suck and fuck, and that's what I want.
Thanks.  :thumbsup:


Any sports Water Hard or even table tennis


The fact that fingering reminds me of being a teenager, makes it exciting, girls used to get so wet, you had to wipe your fingers on the sheets, no chance of that happening with a wg, its all lube.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Massage, a classic timewasting scam.    :bomb:

Offline sam55

Any sports Water Hard or even table tennis

What??? You don't do TT, you don't know what you're missing mate.

Offline Sedlmayer

Massage, a classic timewasting scam.    :bomb:

Absolutely - I never allow it. I think experienced prostitutes use it as a way of sussing you out. If he allows me to waste 15 minutes doing a shit massage, he's obviously a soft touch. Goodie goodie  :dancegirl:

No fucking way... :thumbsdown:

Offline Taggart

No fingering? That can be fun. It's also test of the fanny to ensure it's clean before you bury your face.

Wouldnt waste my time with watersports, hardsports, BDSM, massage, food sex, foot worship,or strap ons.

Yep, ditto to all that.
Plus massage. Plus lapdancing. Plus tie and tease. Plus roleplay. Plus sploshing. Plus dinner dates. Plus having a glass of wine and a chat.
Plus every other stupid fucking thing that is basically designed to waste time.
I'm paying you to suck and fuck, and that's what I want.
Thanks.  :thumbsup:

I agree. Although on my last punt I did take up the offer of a nice glass of wine...... and slowly drank it, standing in front of a large mirror whilst being deep throated.

Now that's what I call multitasking.  :yahoo:

Curious6705

Obviously, I'm not wanting to knock anyone's choices regarding what they do whilst punting. Each to their own ...  ;)

FINGERING. This is something I last did when I was a teenager - back then it seemed exciting. Nowadays it feels boring and slightly immature.

S&M, BDSM. Maybe it's because I'm only interested in getting my cock out as fast as possible and starting the sucking and fucking part. Being teased, tied up, pushed about and slapped is simply running the clock down and costing me time and money. The only slapping I want to hear is via my balls hitting her lady bits.

 :hi:

Personally I never get tired of fingering a woman who has an unmistakable response to being played with in that way. Probably the reason why parties might stop being my main punting activity - as it's generally not allowed there in my experience.

What??? You don't do TT, you don't know what you're missing mate.

Of course Sam we have ALL thought about a quick game of table tennis... But I am just to vanilla for it

Offline yorkshire123

Personally I never get tired of fingering a woman who has an unmistakable response to being played with in that way. Probably the reason why parties might stop being my main punting activity - as it's generally not allowed there in my experience.

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Offline potato

Ah, the old days of the classic meeting -  back massage, front massage, oral / hand job and sex in a couple of positions - very 80's..  Did they all have the same book on how to be a prossie...

What services you skip I suppose depends on what arrangement you have with the girl. As my reg doesn't clock watch at all then I like the variety of everything and a bit of massage for instance gives me some recouping time. If I was on the clock then I would be sticking to the basics and making sure I had a good time and fuck the girl (literally.. :)

Personally I never get tired of fingering a woman who has an unmistakable response to being played with in that way. Probably the reason why parties might stop being my main punting activity - as it's generally not allowed there in my experience.

Fingering is a must for me. Absolutely love getting her wet and then mashing her pussy with my hand getting the juices everywhere. Dipping my fingers in and sucking the juices off - yum! I get a bit pissed off when I offer my juice laden fingers to the girl and she accepts, thereby denying me.

tcm

Offline Sedlmayer

I agree. Although on my last punt I did take up the offer of a nice glass of wine...... and slowly drank it, standing in front of a large mirror whilst being deep throated.

Now that's what I call multitasking.  :yahoo:

OK - I'll give you that one, Sir  :hi:

Offline Toby


FINGERING. This is something I last did when I was a teenager - back then it seemed exciting. Nowadays it feels boring and slightly immature.

Now I was the opposite, finding fingering pointless and boring. As I got older I went to the opposite viewpoint, that it's part of the whole repertoire of sex and something I enjoy doing.


Offline Sedlmayer

Now I was the opposite, finding fingering pointless and boring. As I got older I went to the opposite viewpoint, that it's part of the whole repertoire of sex and something I enjoy doing.

I think there's fingering and fingering, personally..... Puss stroking is alright, and happy to do it if the girl likes it, no problem.
Arse fingering, deep as you like - now you're talking  :drinks:
Hazel Kitty and Smiley Sindy can't get enough - love Hungarian girls  :D

Arse fingering, deep as you like - now you're talking..... Hazel Kitty and Smiley Sindy can't get enough - love Hungarian girls  :D

Really? I knew S.S enjoys being rimmed  :P ......but never knew about the arse fingering.

Offline Sedlmayer

Really? I knew S.S enjoys being rimmed  :P ......but never knew about the arse fingering.

OK - Give her a bit of rimming, then grab the lube, apply liberally to her ringpiece, start out circling and stroking outside, and then start to apply pressure gradually until your finger accidentally slips inside. She'll love it.
I spent about 10 minutes thus occupied this very afternoon  :P
Plus all the rest....... :yahoo:

What a girl .........

OK - Give her a bit of rimming, then grab the lube, apply liberally to her ringpiece, start out circling and stroking outside, and then start to apply pressure gradually until your finger accidentally slips inside. She'll love it.
I spent about 10 minutes thus occupied this very afternoon  :P
Plus all the rest....... :yahoo:

What a girl .........

You bastard.  :D

You bastard.  :D

Pretty much what I thought. Given me an idea though.....

tcm

Offline iPad3

Back on topic and I rarely avail myself of fisting (receiving) I've given up trying to find a WG with hands small enough.

Offline sam55

The fact that fingering reminds me of being a teenager, makes it exciting, girls used to get so wet, you had to wipe your fingers on the sheets, no chance of that happening with a wg, its all lube.

Ah the joys of fingering, that takes me back.

Having a bird in the passenger seat of my Ford Anglia.
Snogging her face off with one hand in her bra and the other down her jeans in her knickers. Oh the joy of feeling her getting wetter, a lot easier if you could undo the button, even better if she was a randy cow and let you get the zip down! If she was really dirty, she'd rub your cock through your trousers. I seem to remember it was less painful on your legs if you put it in 1st gear and took the handbrake off!

Offline RandyF

Depends on the whore.

E.g. Kissing is off the menu for me if she's a rimmer or is big on OWO.  RO, if she's clearly getting balled multiple times a day (vast majority of them obviously are).

Any blatant time wasting services like massage and multiple costume changes, I steer clear of every time.
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