Madam Koko, Earls Court - senile Japanese babushka

[undeadly]

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I'd give it -100 if I could.

First of all, she's a lot older than the woman in picture - like, a huge lot, probably in her 80s, if not 90s. When I saw her, I had this 'wtf is this, that's not what I signed up for' thought, but decided to try it out anyway. That was a mistake. She doesn't speak any English, she is senile, barely moves around, and perhaps in the early stage of Alzheimer or something. In fact most of my stay I was scared she'd just die on me.

5 min in - I already regretted coming. Skip to massage; due to her physical fragility, I didn't really feel anything at all. She did some rimming, which was horrible, as it felt as if she wanted to cut my ass in two. At some point I noticed she was wiping her mouth with a wet tissue and swallowing lollies, despite a very thorough shower. This was such a huge turn-off, that I decided enough is enough, got up and left. I think she was saying something about me disliking her massage, but I'm not too sure honestly.

It's beyond me anyone can have sex with this, as it seems she'd just die if anyone larger that a midget would be lying on top of her.

Hope I got my point across.

[WARSZAWA16]

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[daviemac]

What did you expect from a 73 year old who's age, judging by previous reviews, would appear to be accurate. In 2018 she was listed as 69.   

[Punterperson1971]

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I'd give it -100 if I could.

First of all, she's a lot older than the woman in picture - like, a huge lot, probably in her 80s, if not 90s. When I saw her, I had this 'wtf is this, that's not what I signed up for' thought, but decided to try it out anyway. That was a mistake. She doesn't speak any English, she is senile, barely moves around, and perhaps in the early stage of Alzheimer or something. In fact most of my stay I was scared she'd just die on me.

5 min in - I already regretted coming. Skip to massage; due to her physical fragility, I didn't really feel anything at all. She did some rimming, which was horrible, as it felt as if she wanted to cut my ass in two. At some point I noticed she was wiping her mouth with a wet tissue and swallowing lollies, despite a very thorough shower. This was such a huge turn-off, that I decided enough is enough, got up and left. I think she was saying something about me disliking her massage, but I'm not too sure honestly.

It's beyond me anyone can have sex with this, as it seems she'd just die if anyone larger that a midget would be lying on top of her.

Hope I got my point across.

But you still went through with it 

[Atrueyorkie]

What did you expect from a 73 year old who's age, judging by previous reviews, would appear to be accurate. In 2018 she was listed as 69.   

Exactly  did he expect the senior citizen who’s past retirement age to look good? Let alone move good?

Taking once glance at the profile I can tell those photos are old plus whoever took them you can see the shine from the presumeable camera flash on a few of them.

73! Lmaooo what we’re you expecting OP 

[NotATrumpFan]

What did you expect from a 73 year old who's age, judging by previous reviews, would appear to be accurate. In 2018 she was listed as 69.   

Honestly there are a few ladies of a similar vintage who are quite active.  But some of them show the wear and tear worse than others.  And we all know SW's lie about their age so she was probably older than that at the time anyway.

@undeadly did she look *anything* like her photos?  I was tempted to see her when i was in london a few weeks ago, but she wasnt available. Looks like i dodged a bullet.

[lillythesavage]

What did you expect from a 73 year old who's age, judging by previous reviews, would appear to be accurate. In 2018 she was listed as 69.   

 , Stumped up thinking she is in her 90,s  .

Help the aged will be impressed  .

[undeadly]

Exactly  did he expect the senior citizen who’s past retirement age to look good? Let alone move good?

Taking once glance at the profile I can tell those photos are old plus whoever took them you can see the shine from the presumeable camera flash on a few of them.

73! Lmaooo what we’re you expecting OP 

Mate how was I supposed to know that? I looked at the pictures, looks hot, meet IRL - it's honestly a sham, because the pictures are 30+ years old. IRL she can't even smile. Just saying.

[undeadly]

Honestly there are a few ladies of a similar vintage who are quite active.  But some of them show the wear and tear worse than others.  And we all know SW's lie about their age so she was probably older than that at the time anyway.
@undeadly did she look *anything* like her photos? 

In about the same way a taxidermied fox resembles the real one. Like, very taxidermied. 

I was tempted to see her when i was in london a few weeks ago, but she wasnt available. Looks like i dodged a bullet.

You did.

[undeadly]

What did you expect from a 73 year old who's age, judging by previous reviews, would appear to be accurate. In 2018 she was listed as 69.   

Did you meet her IRL? If No, then go for it and we'll take it from there. If yes, and you agree she's what the pictures show, then you are quite blind.

If I sold withered bananas as fresh, I'd be comitting fraud, but putting up your 30 year old pictures is somehow fine. No, it's not fine, it's a sham.

[PumpDump]

I saw her about 10 years ago. Was surprised when I walked in the door as she looked about 70. Went through with it. It was pretty ok. She started with a very sensual wash of my cock and balls in the bathroom. Then in to the living room to a bed on the floor where she gave an excellent BJ with CIM and if I remember correctly swallow.