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Offline Charmingthickdick

Because of the lack of responses from Thai girls today I thought I would follow in the footsteps of my hero CharlieHutton and try out my first Brazilian which was quite an experience.  ( No I haven’t been man-scaping).

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 I sent off some texts off to some potential Funsters and it must of been a very busy day as I only got 1 reply from Luiza about 15 minutes after I sent it. The text did seem promising, and went for the £80 option.

 OWO, SEX, 69, fingering (discretion)
Massage, full gfe all inc.                        ALL INC FOR £80

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I had seen Charlie’s and other reviews so I was a bit hesitant to take the booking, however after looking in the mirror I realised I would prefer her playing with my love truncheon than me, myself, and I.

The apartment is the same place that CH went to so you can get your tyres changed at the garage opposite while someone is blowing your cock if you wanted. Happy Days.

Arrived at said apartments, very open and bus stop right outside but hey This is not a problem for me. The apartment is on the fourth floor and Luiza opened the door, I was amazed at what I saw. It is her in the pictures, the video on vs is a very good likeness, and she was STUNNING. She was wearing a very short tight slightly see through black sequinned cocktail dress with nothing on underneath. She is young looking so early 20s is about right a lovely face with long straight black hair.

I asked to use the bathroom (en-suite) to rid myself of any unwanted peepee and just give little Jimmy a quick rubdown ready for the main event of the evening.
Exchanged the notes and she went out the room as I undressed laying on the bed. I always lie on front because I don’t want to scare the girls with the sight of my baby’s arm appendage right from the start. Her English is practically non-existent which is a problem. She took my position as I sign I wanted a massage first. She sat on the bed still with her dress on and gave me a one handed back massage while she answered text messages. If she had been naked, given me full attention, and 2 hands I think the massage would of been decent but the phone thing is a real bug bear of mine.
I turned round after only a few minutes and said now I want to see you naked and helped her off with her dress. What can I say about her body that has not already been said. Her thin waist perfectly proportioned fake but natural looking boobs together with her tan lines and unbelievable ass was a sight to behold.
I have no idea how you can achieve an ass like that, although it was huge it was still firm and did not look hideous on  her petite body, in fact it complimented it perfectly. It looked like 2 smallish brand new cushions which had been filled with just a little more stuffing than normal. Brazilians must get their asses plumped in the same way European girls get their lips done. Anyway her body was perfection in my eyes, a very very sexy girl.

Unfortunately when I turned over and she saw my body Luiza realised this was definitely not perfection and started speaking in Spanish with the occasional”Too big, do you understand, my pussy small.” I smiled and said I would be gentle but I do not think she understood. She then started to meticulously clean my Schlong using 2 or 3 wipes paying a lot of attention to the rim of the mushroom head. This was a little over the top as I had just had a shower prior to the visit but still I wouldn’t like to get my mouth round it so I let her complete her spring cleaning.
She was still speaking in Spanish and I think she was saying even too big for her mouth but she went down, and eventually I got her beautiful rump above my face and started 69. This was clean and as told in other reviews she has a lovely suckable clit that you just cannot miss when it is engorged. The room is just a little too dark for my liking so I was unable to enjoy the full spectacle of the mound just above my eyes. Her Owo was competent, if not expert with the occasional spitting on the shaft but this didn’t last too long.
She got the bag out of the wrapper and then tried several times but failed miserably to get it over my cock. After years of practice I had to do this but her inexperience and fear of the beast was putting a bit of a dampener on the mood. Anyway, once I was covered up she straddled me very gently and looked like she was enjoying it. Great sight seeing her face, feeling her love puppies but her lack of up and down movement meant I was losing wood so I asked for doggy.

Again more Spanish was heard while she assumed the position. She has a lot of ink on her back but I still found her incredibly sexy. Despite the extremely attractive and sexually stunning sight in front of me, Luiza’s lack of enthusiasm to take even the tip of my snake meant I was unable to regain full erection and had to concede the battle of the pussy. With time moving on I went for HJ completion.

She lay at the side of me giving access to between her legs but I was told no inside and the starfish finger was definitely out of bounds. Because of the lack of promised gfe I started the diy work before time ran out. To her credit she did get up on all fours gave me a few kisses on the lips (not DFK) and then brushed her melons across my face so I could suck the puppy noses. She then layed next to me pushing her humps on my face while I grabbed a sackful of gorgeous ass in one hand whilst frantically bashing one out with the other.

I reverted to my full pervert mode and was just staring and groping at this gorgeous young woman at the side of me to get me over the line.

Did I enjoy myself. I have to say Yes, but this is a neutral because:

Lack of English is a problem
Mood killing condom fiddling
 I didn’t get the full gfe,
 lack of kissing
denial of 2 pleasure holes
Short OWO and 69

but she is not nasty or ignorant, just inexperienced and wary. However she is a lovely sight which I would have loved to have viewed in full daylight and this is the reason it is not a negative. I have said before I have spent much more on dances in lap dancing clubs and got far less sexual content so I still think £80 to spend 30 minutes of nakedness with a girl beyond your wildest dreams is vfm, so I’m pleased I went but I wouldn’t return.




Offline Charmingthickdick

Sorry can a mod please change this review to neutral and not a positive.

Cheers.  :drinks:

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Sorry can a mod please change this review to neutral and not a positive.

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Offline Charliehutton

A thoroughly entertaining and informative review as always, Dick, and a sense of deja vu, because your experience pretty much mirrors not just my own but that of everybody else who's seen her, as far as I can tell.

With all of her fidgeting about and making things awkward I wasn't able to find the target at all in mish, so I'm not surprised there was an issue with that beast of yours. Ever thought of going on tour yourself, and charging admission for people just to see it? :D

Offline TeaAndScones

Damn that's a shame. I've been wanting to see her ever since I had a glimpse of her in my previous meet when I saw Rose. I'm not well endowed though so I wanna go for it. Still got half a blue pill left and not sure who else to see.

Offline Charmingthickdick

Damn that's a shame. I've been wanting to see her ever since I had a glimpse of her in my previous meet when I saw Rose. I'm not well endowed though so I wanna go for it. Still got half a blue pill left and not sure who else to see.

I had 2 blue pills before I arrived at Luiza’s. Still wasn’t quite enough though.  :crazy:

Offline Charmingthickdick

A thoroughly entertaining and informative review as always, Dick, and a sense of deja vu, because your experience pretty much mirrors not just my own but that of everybody else who's seen her, as far as I can tell.

With all of her fidgeting about and making things awkward I wasn't able to find the target at all in mish, so I'm not surprised there was an issue with that beast of yours. Ever thought of going on tour yourself, and charging admission for people just to see it? :D

Haha thanks for idea CH, I could certainly do with a funding stream for my punting.  :lol: :lol:
I used to think the “OMG it’s so big” was a thing that all girls said to every bloke to make them feel good, and my nickname of “Donkey” when playing football was because I kicked like a mule and not the size of my todger.
But when you get the same response from 100s of SPs who say it is one of the largest girths they have seen it becomes more of a reality and certainly a curse.

In my singles prime when I was a fit athletic sportsman I did go to plenty of swinging clubs and fellas got the chance to see their missus or some other gal get a good portion. That was a far cheaper way to indulge my sexual appetite than SPs. I was quite popular then.

It certainly wouldn’t be a pleasant sight for anyone now 25 years on, seeing an overweight, balding, aging old man, puffing and panting trying to get into comfortable positions without getting cramp.
To be fair I wouldn’t blame any SP from walking away from a booking with me. I may be a very charming, polite, funny, hygienic guy who tries to please the woman but £80 notes to let me slobber all over them doesn’t seem enough money to me if I was an SP. I’m just grateful i’m still able find girls in their 20s-40s that put money before their own enjoyment.

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Offline Charliehutton

By the way, I'm not sure if you've seen her flatmate Wild Rose (copulati splendidium) but that's an entirely different experience. She holds nothing back at all, most memorably in terms of dfk; I can't remember a girl kissing so passionately - as if I were the love of her life - which gave the occasion an added level of intimacy that you rarely feel. She's right up your street, too.

Offline typinghard

Tried to book rose last week, got a text that she's away for a week

Offline Charmingthickdick

By the way, I'm not sure if you've seen her flatmate Wild Rose (copulati splendidium) but that's an entirely different experience. She holds nothing back at all, most memorably in terms of dfk; I can't remember a girl kissing so passionately - as if I were the love of her life - which gave the occasion an added level of intimacy that you rarely feel. She's right up your street, too.

Ooohhh thanks for tip Charlie. I think I may have to go and pick myself some wild Flower.   :P