I'm certainly not just "creating banter".
I'm first to admit I'm pretty "varied" to say the least. I make no denial of being adventurous and can be into some kinky stuff. This however is neither indicative or nor in contrast of where I live.
Street walkers I would suggest are not that uncommon a kink. As I noted at the time, this was a mainly something I did when I was younger, and one day took the notion for it again. This one passed rather quickly as it happens.
Hairy pits, granted it's a bit socially odd or taboo, but I make no apology for it. I enjoy a lady with hairy pits. Sue me..
Shemales and grannies, Still not tried either, but still fancy both. I always liked mature women, and a discussion about this between me and a pal, led us to our granny-bet.
Having said all that, put that all together and I appreciate it could look a tad, p1ss take-ish (for want of a better phrase)
However, I can assure you, I'm absolutely serious. Just a touch on the kinky side