Sky Thai Dream - Burnham on sea

[BillyPoison]

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Protected sex, massage,owo, ro, rimming on you, hj and prostate massage with a lot of chat typical thai. £130 = 1hr

Hi guys.

Saw this SP recently in Burnham on sea. Theres an important thing straight away I need to explain. Half of your visit with this service provider is a massage no matter what you choose. So for example if you choose 30 minutes you'll be having a massage for 15-minutes of that. Get the picture? She doesn't kiss really but may give you a peck on the lips now and again. Any sign of a tongue and the kissing ends. She'll tell you that.

It's always difficult for me to put an age on Thai women but I'm sure she's older than 29 years old as stated on her profile .  Perhaps mid-thirties as her boobs have drooped somewhat but she's still better looking than her pictures depict.

Meeting was arranged quickly by text  and venue was in a quiet Street in Burnham-on-Sea. Phoned her when I got there to be told how to get to the house which was a one-bedroom bedsit that seemed to be attached to the side of a bungalow perhaps air b n b.

There was a  shower but as mentioned in a previous review that I read, she prefers to wipe you down with a damp flannel and cleans in all the appropriate places for all the above services if you know what I mean.

So the massage was a pretty good one, firm but just on my back and legs. The legs were then spread and on with the rimming. Quite deeper than I've experienced before. This went on for about 5-minutes when I asked to turn over so she could perform the same while giving me a handjob and bj. Then on with the nodder for safe sex in mish. I never finish in the bag these days (age) so off with that and into 69 for bj and hj with her finger up my arse.

Flannel clean up + wetwipes galore then dressed and out of the door.

Summary
£130 is cheap for a tourer these days especially for the services which include rimming. She can talk a glass eye to sleep, which may be off putting for some. When I asked to move on to another act she sighed as if it was too much trouble. (annoying) Would I return? . Possibly a plan b I reckon. She's back in town periodically this year if you fancy seeing her. Think about what I said earlier though about timings, you can't bang her for an hour. This makes a neutral for me along with no proper kissing.

Take care
BP

[azzman99]

Not quite sure how you will take this but those pics are of a ladyboy

you can normally tell in pics as they will in some way use something to obscure the Adams apple

Couple in with those big feet and larger hands you have a for sure 100% Kateoy

[JUICEGORGER]

I thought that too; huge feet....
Be interesting to hear about his 69 experience.....

[houseboot]

Looking at the Reviews, it looks like a profile which is shared around.

The current pictures and who BP saw could be different.

[BillyPoison]

Trust me that was a real vag. Don't care how good you think your sight and perception is. A clitoris is a clitoris. Also if those tits were bought she'd be asking for a refund  I also said she was nicer than the pics.

Azzman99 3 reviews and you're an expert 
You also seem to reckon to be an expert in ladyboys mmmm wonder why that is mate?
Sorry to disappoint your shocking discovery.

BP 

[azzman99]

You also seem to reckon to be an expert in ladyboys mmmm wonder why that is mate?
Sorry to disappoint your shocking discovery.

I've been a very frequent visitor to Thailand over the past 25 years and have spent considerable time living there. Believe me a Kateoy is easy to spot when you have seen more than a few 100 in your life.

Anyway its obvious you are going to try and live in denial but no matter what you think , type or insult the fact is you have had sexual relations with a man lady.

Don't worry you're not the first and certainly not the last to be fooled by one working in this country and look on the brightside you can now attend any Pride festival without a single twinge of guilt

If you are ever in the same position again and have any doubts ask to see his Thai ID card as they don't allow a change of sex on them 


Incidentally for a post op lady boy they use the remains of the obsolete penis and roll it into a cliterois. Given the skill of the surgeons there now and the fact they have all performed 1000's of such cut n shut transformations its fairly easy to be fooled for the inexperienced. I also bet he spoke with a slightly nasal feminine accent which is yet another game giver away.

[BillyPoison]

I think I hit a nerve there didn't I. You mention the inexperienced so you obviously are experienced in trans genitalia mate. Which would explain your many trips to Thailand. Or maybe you've had the op yourself.

Strange how they can make a perfect vagina and clitoris but make tits like dogs ears. Skilled surgeons?

She was female regardless of what you think chap. I'm old enough to know the difference.

Nuff said. 
If you're such an expert in your field perhaps you could do some reviews now and again and stop treading over other peoples reviews who are trying to be helpful and informative. Stop dragging others down to your own level. There are other reviews on her also.

BP

[Mrwumpty]

Was must about to do a review on this SP.

I visited this SP and asked the obvious question.  I respected the honesty, gave him £10 as a kind gesture of honesty and me not wanting to continue, and i left.

[BillyPoison]

Was must about to do a review on this SP.

I visited this SP and asked the obvious question.  I respected the honesty, gave him £10 as a kind gesture of honesty and me not wanting to continue, and i left.

And of course I believe you

There's loads of reviews of her. Her tits where droopy no scars anywhere. Maybe there's more than  one using this profile. Her verification photo an aw is "not" the woman I saw 

BP 

[Mrwumpty]

Must be a B&S going on then Bill

[BillyPoison]

I'm not sure what the situation is mate but I'm not ashamed to admit if I banged a post op trans. In fact I actually knowingly did in Amsterdam over 20years ago. Singaporean stunner. My thoughts back then were try everything once. The one who opened the door on that day in Burnham was female, take it or scroll on by. We're all anonymous on here anyway 

What I find difficult to accept is why people try to attack the people who take the time to review SPs in a kind of trolling manner. Perhaps I should just stop reviewing. Would make my life easier but it's not in the spirit of being a member of this forum is it.

Just wish that others would review and not just troll other people's reviews 

BP 

[Quiet Man]

I can't be bothered to review for that same reason - this site is so weird - more like a bitching noticeboard for girls

[daviemac]

I can't be bothered to review for that same reason - this site is so weird - more like a bitching noticeboard for girls

Reviews are what make this site what it is, if everyone had your attitude there wouldn't be a site.

If anyone makes an inappropriate comment on a review report it and the person making the comment will be dealt with.

[lamboman]

It's best to ignore bell end trolls like azzman OP.
I've had similar comments about Brazilians I've seen,one twat even said he could tell an SP I'd seen was post op by a photo of her thigh.

[Mrwumpty]

Hope your next punt is much better Bill..

SP’s are scarce around these parts but we have had a few use an air B&B, but i think thats a bait n switch going on at a property.

Now finances are stretched, a bad punt is a hard pill to swallow even more now than ever.

[Dazza111111]

Was she covered in Thai tattoos all over her back?

[BillyPoison]

Was she covered in Thai tattoos all over her back?

No and come to think of it she didn't have any on her tits like the profile pics show. Stinks of profile sharing to me!

BP

[Cupid Stuntz]

No and come to think of it she didn't have any on her tits like the profile pics show. Stinks of profile sharing to me!

BP

Could've been a henna type of non permanent tat which wears off quite quickly?

[Dazza111111]

Defo profile steal or bait n switch. The lady 100% female in the profile pictures has indeed a large real tattoo on her breasts and also she is covered in the Thai style Buddhist tattoos all over her back. I saw her long before I joined AW, so no review. Her feet may look big in the picture but she is small and slender and her feet are probably no bigger than a size 5. Some Thai girls do look taller than they actually are in pictures because of how slim they are, Then when you see them in person, they are tiny.