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Offline Outcallguy

How do you guys cope when you really need to get laid and yet nothing seems to go your way?

I sometimes feel fate is against me, when I am desperately horny. And yet having rang/texted my regulars. No one is free to meet up.
I then phone a couple of my hotlist (who aren't free)

usually at this point I phone an agency,and in the past have had dull/dire punts as a result.

Anyone else have a solution to this?

Or is the solution to have a wank and do something else?

Offline smiths

How do you guys cope when you really need to get laid and yet nothing seems to go your way?

I sometimes feel fate is against me, when I am desperately horny. And yet having rang/texted my regulars. No one is free to meet up.
I then phone a couple of my hotlist (who aren't free)

usually at this point I phone an agency,and in the past have had dull/dire punts as a result.

Anyone else have a solution to this?

Or is the solution to have a wank and do something else?

I can virtually always book a regular or party if plan A goes tits up, what i dont do is a last minute dot com booking out of sexual frustration nowadays as that is likely to end in a bad punt in my experiences.

My advice is hotlist and speak/email to half a dozen WGs who you fancy the look of, see what feedback they have on here and if good use them as a last minute alternative.

Offline yorkshire123

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Offline shagbambi

Happens often to me.  In desperation I have overpaid or experienced a poor agency punt.

I now keep my money in my pocket and spend it when and with whom I want. It is far more cost effective and ultimately more enjoyable.

 :timeout: have a wank, save you money and plan your punt butter. Always guaranteed a better punt with someone you fancy.

Offline JV547845

I'd just try other indies in the same city who's numbers I've got stored on the off chance, then ring others who are on the way home / not too far out of the way.  EE WGs are far more likely to be available last minute but brits are worth a call.  I've had a great plan B before but London's your Oyster.  If it all goes wrong I save my money and book in advance for another day.  Easier said than done but you just have to pull yourself together or have a wank like you say.

I alerted two girls the other day that they were plan B for the day. Both confirmed they were available if required.

Very civilised. And neither were required in the end.

tcm

Offline CBPaul

Punting when horny and desperate for shag is a dangerous way to go, quite often leads to crap punts. If they is nothing about that looks decent or a prossie known to be good it leads to punting with the best of the rest, shite in other words.

If I look through who is about, find nothing that appeals first time through I tend to have a wank and look again. Strange how others I may have gone for suddenly look unappealing when blood flow returns to the brain.

How do you guys cope when you really need to get laid and yet nothing seems to go your way?


Probably just watch a porno, and have a wank, but....

I have a long list of numbers in my phone, and send a text to every girl, asking for appointment within the next hour, for 1 hr, telling them, who ever replies first that is who I will see, so sometimes it works as the escort has no bookings, and is happy to take me

Offline Marmalade

Everyone varies. Mostly, not always, I like a degree of spontaneity.  It does mean having plan b c d often but I don't like my diary (or my cock) to be at the beck and call of a prossie's 'appointment book.' Even planning in advance, there are prossies who find a TerriblySorrySomethingCroppedUp card, so at least a plan b is useful.

With hotlists, I have one for good possibilities and then I have an "on the day" one to move some of these to (they're available that day). I keep a separate hotlist of ones shagged (easy to remember which are good and which not) and a separate no-fucking-way one just to keep a few out of my hair that I definitely wish to avoid.

Agencies are too expensive for my tastes except when travelling. There are parlours within walking distance. I used to have one or two prossies on my list that were part time but knew me well enough and would always guarantee to see me, which was handy.

Offline dilettante

The only time I've had trouble is when the World Cup was on on a Saturday night, nobody was answering the phone.  Then the next day I was on call so extremely limited geographically - but when you get the urge you get the urge.  Ended up having an extremely risky punt with a local DY8 girl - which if you search means local skanks / druggies / horrible fat cows - plus it was one of the two worst I've had.  Next time I'll just pay the extra for an outcall from a nice Romanian in Smethwick I've visited a couple of times, but I'd love to find a decent punt in DY8 not too far from home.

I think you just have to tolerate yourself and go with the flow, we all do stupid things but not to condemn yourself.

Offline the_exile

A good parlour, that would be my choice.


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