DIANA EROTIC MASSAGE - Slough

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Couldn't find any reviews so TOFTT.

This will be a short one: she is 100% not the girl in the photos. B&S.

The woman you will meet is a roughly 60-70 year old grandma with so much facial work done you'll think you are meeting the bride of Wildenstein.
The trick she uses is that it's so damn dark in the whole apartment that you won't realise this until you turn over later. I honestly could barely find the cash in my wallet.

Anyway, other weird things: she has a tiny flimsy-looking massage table that is seemingly on wheels and she likes to shunt you around the cramped space in the room. For the "body to body" she climbed on top and just sort of belly flopped all over me and I was sure the table was going to collapse, but somehow it didn't. After the flip she would flinch and move away any time my hands got anywhere near her front.

Bad stuff: no CC swipes, no real attempt to be sexy at all until the flip when she starts a very oily HJ.

Good stuff: got the full hour, the shower was pretty good, parking nearby.

Paid £120. Avoid!

[scaper28]

Thanks, was on the list of options. Didn't go last weekend as the £40 oral extra made it way to pricey.

[webpunter]

Quality reporting
& amusing, well reading not being there obvs 

Found this on a reverse number search
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The profile caught my attention hence check on here, a bullet has just gone whistling by
Thanks for sharing your horrific experience 

TOFTT should be noted
Do a reply & write err 'agreed' and a forum helper can amend the title

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Couldn't find any reviews so TOFTT.

This will be a short one: she is 100% not the girl in the photos. B&S.

The woman you will meet is a roughly 60-70 year old grandma with so much facial work done you'll think you are meeting the bride of Wildenstein.
The trick she uses is that it's so damn dark in the whole apartment that you won't realise this until you turn over later. I honestly could barely find the cash in my wallet.

Anyway, other weird things: she has a tiny flimsy-looking massage table that is seemingly on wheels and she likes to shunt you around the cramped space in the room. For the "body to body" she climbed on top and just sort of belly flopped all over me and I was sure the table was going to collapse, but somehow it didn't. After the flip she would flinch and move away any time my hands got anywhere near her front.

Bad stuff: no CC swipes, no real attempt to be sexy at all until the flip when she starts a very oily HJ.

Good stuff: got the full hour, the shower was pretty good, parking nearby.

Paid £120. Avoid!

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