External Link/Members OnlyMan, where to start with this one...
So I've had this girl on my list for a while now and today I decided to take the plunge. She has glowing reviews on here despite the negatives surrounding the russian crew she shacks up with so I thought i'd be in for a great time, (Boy was I WRONG!)
Comms: Were fine, messaged earlier today, received a reply, confirmed a time and attended the address given. Absolutely no issues with the Maid
The Venue: Beautiful apartment complex, clean 3rd floor flat with clean bathroom and bedroom. (This and comms were probs the only positives i can offer)
The Girl: As per pictures, not sure where the rhetoric about her having a belly mentioned in previous reviews is coming from. She was stick thin, almost too thin for me tbh, i like my girls a little thicker but i knew what i was expecting. Pretty girl, size B small enhanced breasts, tidy innie pussy, fresh breath and immaculate hygiene, could not fault her.
The Meet Now this is where it all goes to shit. Honestly i dont know where to start with how bad this punt was. I would go as far to say Top 3 worst punts in my 3 year punting career. Anyways, I booked her for half an hour at £80, no extras taken. She was all smiles and happy, despite her extremely limited english before we sorted the paperwork. We began with a standing embrace followed by closed lipped kissing (not sure if FK was on the cards but i don't really like doing that with SP's anyway so didn't bother trying to initiate). She then proceeds to sit me on the bed where she began to peform the most roughest OWO i have ever had in my life. It actually hurt a little and i had to keep asking her to slow down, she had long manicured nails that were scratching against my cock/groin as she sucked. She kept going hard despite me telling her not to so i thought "fuck this" and had her stop so we could fuck. We are about 6-7mins in now and i tell her to grab the condom to fuck. She ignores me, decides to straddle me and begin vigourously wanking me off (obviously trying to fuck me over and have me finish early despite no sex and not even reaching the 15min P&D Mark) Tbh, im not the most forceful during punts, I tend to let the SP take charge as i find it usually makes for a more comfortable and less rigid experience. So i let her wank me for a bit whilst she stares at me seductively fake moaning. I had to laugh in my head as it was so obvious what she was doing and i knew i wasn't about to give her the satisfaction of cumming early so i say to her "are you in a rush or something?" She replies "Huh? I go "We can make this a 15min quickie if you want refund me some money" she replies "Sorry, i don't understand?" Yeah of course you don't love. So now i'm bored of her treating my dick like a pepper grinder and tell her to get the condom again so we can fuck. This time she does it and gets into doggy. I begin attempting to pump away but honestly, her vagina was so tight it was uncomfortable. I've also lost alot of sensation in my cock due to her aformentioned violent blowjob/handjobs so this coupled with the sensation of using a condom completely kills my boner. I feel nothing whatsoever and she is doing fuck all for me at this point.
15+mins i decide to have her finish me off with CIM so i can hurry up and get the fuck out of there and go home and lament today's poor decisons in the shower. Again back to the violent hand job/blow job combo. Me telling her to slow down, her doing it for all of 1 min and then speeding up again. I lay back and close my eyes, hoping this is all a bad fever dream or some shit. My dick has gone numb. As i play with her pussy she edges away from me and then scolds me for using my nails (I HAVE NO NAILS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?) Nothing but excuses and bad technique coming from this one. Stereotypical disinterested harlot, more focused on trying not to provide a service then actually doing what she's been paid for. So i lay back and close my eyes just praying i cum soon and can get out this nightmare. By the grace of the most high i finally manage to pop (No chance was i leaving there without doing so) she takes it in her mouth and suprisingly keeps sucking and doesn't rush to spit it out. (I guess i was entitled to some of what i paid for at least). Just in time for the 30min timer to go off on her phone, Yay!!
I jump off the bed before she even does and begin to dress in slience as she goes to the bathroom. When she comes back im already heading out the bedroom, she sees me out with a soured face and depressed bye as i leave. Though i didn't voice my displeasure at her services as it's not my style, she could tell I didn't enjoy myself and tbh, i doubt very highly that she gave less of a fuck.
Absolutely poor service from a checked out SP with the worst technique i've ever been subjected to! I left that flat struggling to understand why she has such postive reviews on here. It was honestly awful. I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND TO ANYONE OF YOU WHATSOEVER!!!. Maybe she just didnt like me and you'll have better luck if you decide to give her a try? Either way, I will not be returning!!!
DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!
