Author Topic: Ava - Portfolio (Cardiff)  (Read 8663 times)


4 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 6785608) (3 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Doyle]

Offline h34

Who : Ava

External Link/Members Only

Cost : £150 1 hour incall.

Where : It was at one of their incall locations in CF10/CF11.  It was evening so on street parking was easy and free.

Previous Reviews (TOFTT) : Here we go again.  You're welcome :cool:


Meeting :

She answered the door in a one-piece.  I'm not sure what you'd call it, so the best way I can describe it is that it looked like a one piece swimsuit (rather than a 2 piece bikini).  It was plain and black.

No kiss and cuddle greeting as such, but it was very friendly and enthusiatic none the less.  Greeted by a very strong valleys accent and no-nonsense personality.

Did the paperwork immediately.  She counted it and disappeared to stash it.  I freshened up quickly as I'd had a shower within the last hour.

Banter commenced immediately.  If you love cheeky banter and likes someone to give as good as you, then you'll love Ava.

10 minutes more of chat, but it was mutually interesting, and I didn't feel any pressure to chat.

She asked me if I wanted her to take off the black leotard.  I said yes please.  This then revealed black pants and bra underneath which also came off.  I stripped down too.

Attractive face.  Wesbite says age 27 (probably accurate).  Website says dress size 12 (I'd say 12 or 14), and C cup breasts (probably accurate).  Hair brunette on the website but it looked darker in person (but may have been the lighting).  She's had lip work done (if that's your thing).  Finally, both nipples were pierced.  This isn't my thing to be honest, and is nothing personal against Ava.  I've seen girls in the past that have had it too, and when I'm having action at the breasts, it always feels I'm licking a metal bar rather than their breasts.  But for those that do like piercing, obviously you'll be loving it.

Kissing on the bed, gentle to start with, so I kissed other areas and she was fairly vocal, so I then resumed kissing where (very) DFK was on offer.  Sucking of lips and tongues which she seemed very appreciative of, to the point I thought she might orgasm just from the kissing.  Nipples are sensitive which I played with during the kissing.

Went down on her next and she was immediately responsive and vocal; ego boosting 'oh my fucking god' sort of noises.  Went on for about 10 mnutes, alternating between fingering her and playing with her nipples until she orgasmed.

Went up for more kissing.  Fair play on her being really enthusiastic given I was covered in her juices.

Condom on and fucked her in mish.  Felt very tight.  Alternated between normal mish, then legs in the air clasping her feet behind my head, then me sat up on knees and lifting and pulling her towards me.

Next we did this thing where it was mish, but her legs wrapped behind her head, very deep kissing and dick deep inside her pushing as far as I could without thrusting.  It was very erotic and steamy and she orgasmed.  Oh my fucking god, in that moment she won the award of most vocal anyone has ever been with me (civvie or SP for that matter), screaming out loud as she came.  Hopefully the windows were closed.  Fuck me it was insane.  She apologised for the volume; I said it wasn't a fucking problem and I loved it.

She asked if I wanted her to suck my dick now.  Lay on my back and OWO commenced.  Probably only about 60 seconds before it turned into a handjob delivered at a very fast pace until I came all over my stomach.

Shower and change and a bit more chat.  We were at time; more kissing and cuddling at the door, and she thanked me very much for booking her.  It was a nice touch where she seemed genuinely grateful for a good time.


Conclusion :

There's nothing worse than someone who is quiet and passive, and Ava is the total opposite of that.  Lovely friendly girl and everything delivered with maximum enthusiasm.

Offline notcalledchris

Thanks for the review and TingOFTT

Offline Justjim1987

Cracking review mate glad you had a good time

Offline Happyguylucky

Great review H, does she provide cim or facials?

Offline h34

Great review H, does she provide cim or facials?
CIM was briefly mentioned and she said she charges clients extra for that.  Not sure about facials - I'd assume it's either a no or an extra.


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AW profile: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Mentions facial, but I'm not sure how accurate the Portfolio profiles are as they seem to be agency-managed

Offline h34

AW profile: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Mentions facial, but I'm not sure how accurate the Portfolio profiles are as they seem to be agency-managed

I wouldn't take any notice of that, Doyle.  It looks like they've recycled Chanel's AW page (some of the information on the page still pertains to her).  One of the cached images is still Chanel too.  I suspect they are mid way through updating the page.

I've never tried it myself, but I hear that others have, that if you phone the number and say will she do X and Y that they will probably have an open conversation about it, so you can be sure before you meet up.

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It looks like they've recycled Chanel's AW page (some of the information on the page still pertains to her).

Ah, well spotted. Good job there aren't any reviews for Chanel indexed against that ID, that could be confusing.  Let's hope they don't make a habit of recycling profiles.

Offline h34

Who : Ava

External Link/Members Only

External Link/Members Only

Cost : £150 1 hour incall.

Where : They seem to have a portfolio of locations in CF10/CF11, and occasionally when they are busy that overspills into hotels.  Tonight was an example of that and I was told the location was a nice hotel bang in the centre of town.  I didn't have any time pressures tonight, and the weather was dry, so didn't mind parking and then walking 5 minutes into town.  As added entertainment, there were hundreds of 21 year olds to observe in town during my walk, all dressed up for halloween (translation: wearing as little as possible).  When I got to the room, it was down the end of the corridor next to a fire escape, so that the bedroom didn't back onto anyone else.  This was a nice touch and couldn't have been a coincidence.  So it was game on for this to be a noisy session.

My previous review : It's only September that I reviewed her last, but given the change in standard services I'm writing a new review.  If this isn't allowed, please delete and I'll instead add it as an addendum review to my original review.

Change in services : I discussed the pros and cons with Ava of charging for extras and she's said on balance my advice was sound.  So CIM is no longer an extra charge.  You're welcome  :hi:


Meeting :

She answered the door wearing a..... hang on, not sure.  Before I could get in the door and even notice what she was wearing, her eyes lit up and her first words were along the lines of her being so fucking glad that I came back, and before I could reply, her tongue was down my throat.  What followed was a 5 minute DFK make out session against the hotel room door.  Probably now etched in my wank bank of my top 5 greetings of all time.

When we came up for air she was wearing a lovely matching black bra and pants.  I'd asked for her to answer the door in civvie clothes as I like the mystery of undressing, but this hadn't been passed on, so not her fault.  We also spoke about the schoolgirl outfit on her pics and I said I wasn't a fan of fake ann summers type outfits.  But no matter, after the warm greeting, I didn't give a fuck what she was wearing to be honest, because within seconds of breaking off the snog, I quickly showed her the paperwork and put it on the side and our clothes were all off and we were making out on the bed, like one fluid movement from the door to the bed - ripping off my clothes with her demanding my clothes come off and that she needed me to fuck her immediately.

...what a welcome!!

For those that read my last review, I'd said her hair was darker than I thought it would be.  Tonight her hair was lighter again, as per the pictures.  It suited her better.  Her face was prettier than I remember from the last time - I think the lighter hair drew out her features better.

Last time I said she'd had lip work done - I assume it must have been recent to my initial visit, because tonight I couldn't see any sign of lip work, so I preferred her overall look.

Dress size 12, E cup breasts.  Pierced nipples.

No chatting this time round, we just got down to busines straight away.

Got her to face down lying on the bed so I could kiss her all over.  Then she turned over facing up so I could continue the kissing.  This just upped the intensity of her need for me to fuck her.  More DFK make out continued, and then condom on, fucked her in mish, and she came pretty quickly (and loudly!)

She declared she wanted to suck my dick, so who was I to refuse.  No deep gagging, but it was lovely and sloppy.  After feeling I was going to cum (and not wanting to just yet), I asked her to keep wanking me by hand whilst we made out.

I told her I wanted to eat her pussy.  This continued the theme of the evening where our language to each other was fairly direct!

She was running hot throught the hour, so no warm up was required so I just went to town down there and immediately used 2 fingers and she came almost straight away.  Then lots of enthusiastic DFK sharing her juices that were all over my mouth.

I told her to sit on me, so a few minutes of cowgirl then took place, sometimes her sitting up, and sometimes her leaning forward to kiss me.  I grabbed her tits throughout - gave them a proper push and squeeze, admiring them in a way I hadn't fully appreciated the first time round.  I think the first time round I'd concentrated on the nipples, whereas tonight there was a lot of squeezing of her entire boobs - checking in with her that I wasn't too rough, but she was loving it.

Next, I lay on top of her, avoiding penetration, but making out, kissing various parts of her body, squeezing her boobs again, pulling her hair and then DFK.  DFK turned into biting and pulling her lip, playing with her nipple with one hand and tugging her hair with my other hand until she orgasmed very loudly.  Fuck me, this girl genuinely enjoys it, orgasming with activities only from the waist up.

I'd promised her doggy, but time had run out really quickly and she reminded me that I needed to come in her mouth.

Some lovely sloppy OWO to finish, and I didn't take long before I came in her mouth. She swallowed the lot.  And then why use wet wipes, when she was able to go back down again for a final lick to clean up any residue.  Amazing.

No time for a shower, quickly got dressed, some kissing and I was on my way with her thanking me for booking her.


Conclusion :

A good looking girl, better than the last time I saw her in my opinion.  Amazing breasts.  Genuinely into it, multiple orgasms on her part.  Very steamy and lots of making out.  Strong Welsh accent.  Lots of banter throughout - a real laugh to spend time with.  Now that CIM is standard, I'll definitely be revisiting very soon.
« Last Edit: October 27, 2022, 10:45:10 pm by daviemac »

Offline brianamorgan

Another review written by j of the inbetweeners  :dash:

*I used 2 fingers and she came almost straight away* like that actualy happens with anyone let alone a stranger

I also read your alice review where you made her cum in 10 seconds

Your obvoiusly partial to the theatrical but lets be realistic

Offline clevertrevor

H34.....  One of the portfolio girls told me your a complete fantasist and half the stuff you write about in your reviews never even happened.
I'm sure you'll have the pats on the back with "great review" but making a girl cum immediately or in 10 seconds???  Really?

Offline Pendraig

A great read, on the train home from the city, entertaining, if nothing else.

I have been considering when back home next.

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I've merged this review with the one you posted a few weeks ago. Posting reviews of the same escort every few weeks adds nothing to the site, it just shows you get what you see as good service.

Offline Mil 34

Like a mills and boon story.
Starting to sound like a tout now mate.
I’m sure these girls are good, but all this coming Bollocks sounds to far fetched

Offline Trpy

H34.....  One of the portfolio girls told me your a complete fantasist and half the stuff you write about in your reviews never even happened.
I'm sure you'll have the pats on the back with "great review" but making a girl cum immediately or in 10 seconds???  Really?

To be fair a large number of girls reviewed by OP seem to cum pretty spontaneously by the application of 2 or 3 fingers, mouth or cock

Those  poor few who don't  must be panicking about loosing their libido

Offline brianamorgan

To be fair a large number of girls reviewed by OP seem to cum pretty spontaneously by the application of 2 or 3 fingers, mouth or cock

Those  poor few who don't  must be panicking about loosing their libido

Im just concerned about he escalation in these reviews and where its going.

He made alice cum in 10 seconds, then ava he just put two fingers her and give her multiple orgasms. I fully expect to read his next review with the lines of *i give her a dirty look and she squirted everywhere*

Unless these are being written by someone under the age of 14, then the op needs to realise that these girls are in fact being paid to make you feel great and that goes to say that they may (just may) be faking or over exaggerating their enjoyment. It is a harsh reality to realise your not a sex god that can make a sp who sees multiple clients a day cum by sticking two fingers up her but somtime a reality check is needed for there own benefit.

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OP has been on line this morning and would have seen these comments, but has obviously decided to say nothing

Making a discreet enquiry, I must concur with CT.  :hi: Just embroidered out of recognition. 

H34.....  One of the portfolio girls told me your a complete fantasist and half the stuff you write about in your reviews never even happened.
I'm sure you'll have the pats on the back with "great review" but making a girl cum immediately or in 10 seconds???  Really?

Offline h34

There could be any number of reasons why I might log on and not respond.  Maybe my parents brought me up to not respond to bullies?  But OK, I’ll bite.

I appreciate anyone can look up when the last time a person logged on was, and that it’s public information, but to bother looking that up and then posting it on here seems like a focused attack.  So thanks for that.  Also feel free to PM me the details of the ‘discreet enquiry’… unless you had a punt this morning, I assume you’ve got a way of contacting the girls in question directly.

As for CleverTrevor talking to one of the girls about me, if that’s true, why not write a review of that punt then?  Why during your pillow talk would you want to talk about me anyway?

As for Brian saying I’m from the Inbetweeners, oh no, I’ve been found out that I’m actually Jay Cartwright.  It’s obvious that my writing style of writing pages is different to yours of writing a paragraph, and that’s fine, we all have our different styles. So fucking what?  Although you have given me an idea that the next time I book someone, I could ask for an outcall to my caravan.

As for the ’10 seconds’ remark, that’s very big and clever of people to continue quoting that.  However, ’10 seconds’ wasn’t mentioned on my Alex review, so no need to troll that review, and ’10 seconds’ wasn’t mentioned on my Ava review, so no need to troll that either.  At least get your facts straight and comment in the appropriate review please.

But thank you for being afraid of it ‘escalating’.  That’s very good and decent of you, having the public interest at heart.  You’re right of course to be concerned.  As you rightly say Brian, can you imagine if I ever bumped into a service provider in the street and caught their glance.  It would be messy.

So if we can get back to the review in question, which is of Ava, what I actually said was things like ‘pretty quickly’ and ‘almost straight away’, which could actually mean anything.  But let’s suppose for a moment that my definition ‘pretty quickly’ is a few minutes and my definition of ‘almost straight away’ is less than a minute.  I’m not always such a stud - if you read my first Ava review, one part quoted me putting in 10 minutes of effort.  On my next punt, I’ll be sure to take my legal counsel with me with a stopwatch.   If she’s female, we could try some MFF too… now there’s a thought.

As for writing about Ava, I’m sorry if that was perceived to be touting.  I was personally over the moon that she isn’t going to charge for CIM anymore, and thought my fellow punters would be interested in that too.  How wrong was I.

As for whether I’m making up the detail in my reviews, I can say that I’m definitely not making it up.  My education followed the maths and science route, not the arts, so I enjoy writing detailed accounts of events.  I haven’t got the imagination to write fiction.  The other thing I’d say in life is that if you’re going to lie, always keep the detail short to avoid getting found out.  Why the fuck would I lie and then write so much detail that could then come under question?

Right, have I answered everyone’s points?

This isn’t war, famine or the energy crisis.  It’s just fucking and sucking.  Go out, have a punt, write about it, read other people’s, then move on to the next.  So everyone needs to lighten the fuck up and have fun.  I thought that’s what we were all here for?  At least I’m contributing (and all this drama could be enough to put some people off writing a review in the first place).  If you think my reviews are theatrical bollucks, then just read the parts that talk about the services offered and skip the other parts…. simple.

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"but to bother looking that up and then posting it on here seems like a focused attack."

No looking up required - your green light was on - no bother involved at all,   but thanks for thinking I took some trouble   :hi:

and if i told you about my enquiry it would not be discreet   :wacko:

Offline Mil 34

Your writing style just seems a massive exaggeration of what really happened,
Don’t take it to heart that we may or may not believe you.
Some of these girls are good, some are great. Some poor
We pay more attention to factual reviews without the 10 second cumming nonsense, so if you are touting for any reason, these reviews sound too far fetched to be believable

That’s my take on them.
Have a good day

Offline brianamorgan

Anyone who thinks they can make a girl orgasm "almost instantly" by sticking two fingers in her is either very naive, inexperienced, or just talking uttter bolllacks.


Offline WelshMichael

Anyone who thinks they can make a girl orgasm "almost instantly" by sticking two fingers in her is either very naive, inexperienced, or just talking uttter bolllacks.

Or all three  :lol:

Offline johnstoves102938

May as well add: She opened the door with an orgasm
Banned reason: Using UKP as a threat to get bookings, posting fake information.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline Mil 34

Maybe she came when he pressed the intercom button.

Offline Dan Dastardly

Even if these reviews are a bit far fetched, I don’t think it’s a good idea to keep on taking the piss out of him , after all he has written some very informative reviews, which have been very helpful to some guys

Offline Mil 34

Even if these reviews are a bit far fetched, I don’t think it’s a good idea to keep on taking the piss out of him , after all he has written some very informative reviews, which have been very helpful to some guys

But if the reviews are far fetched and unbelievable then how can we accept them as truthful.

So in all reality, I will take any review from him with a pinch of salt.
He’s like proton without the silly fonts.

I did suspect proton has reinvented himself on here at first

Offline Dan Dastardly

My belief , for what it’s worth is tells the truth but embellishes it, maybe he was undersexed before he found this new hobby, I did enjoy listening to his stories, guess he won’t write anymore.
What’s happened to Proton ? Guessing he’s found a regular

Offline Milf Hunter

What’s happened to Proton ? Guessing he’s found a regular

I’m fairly sure he was talking about having health issues.
Haven’t seen him on here for at least 6 months.

Offline Dan Dastardly

I’m fairly sure he was talking about having health issues.
Haven’t seen him on here for at least 6 months.
I seem to remember he was always complaining about hay fever , I guess it’s not that, hope he’s ok

Offline Mil 34

Hope proton is ok, health is something we all take for granted

Ok I’ll stop taking the piss out of the original poster as you are right, he has written some good reviews and does keep the welsh scene active on here  :thumbsup:

Offline Justjim1987

I seem to remember he was always complaining about hay fever , I guess it’s not that, hope he’s ok

Tbh lads I don't think it's great news with Proton, last time I spoke with him in April he'd been really ill with Covid. He then saw Casey when she was with Portfolio, messaged me a few days later & nothing since.

I really hope he's just decided to call it a day, but I am genuinely worried it could be something more. With the 6 months I've had we definitely can't take our health for granted.

The not knowing is the worst part, hopefully he's ok.