Summary: It's a weak positive. Like picking up a takeaway then getting home and find it's someone else's order. The dishes aren't what you thought but some interesting other choices that make it ok.
The venue: External Link/Members Only - This place has been here a while, Camps Road, rather than the one next to Costa so without the dross of Haverhill supping cappuccinos knowing you're about to get tugged off. It's Flat above a shop near the market. Clean, very tidy and nice enough. Entrance is discreet.
The girl: Jenny, speaks better English than I do Chinese but as I don't speak Chinese it's not difficult. In-depth chat on the state of UK politics were off but if you want your balls tickled and a tit in the mouth, Jenny has that in her vocabulary. Age - hard to say, late 30's
Physically this is where most of you will declare themselves out. Think more dumpling than Wonton noodle. Probably a 14/16 well upholstered lass with a good rack. Great for me as i'm into fatties more than skeletons. If you're expecting a 20's something size 6 then this is not for you. Jenny is here for 3 weeks I believe.
Duration: 1 hour
Price: £45 for the massage + £40 for body to body so £85
Service: I was going to go for half an hour, but seeing a Chinese lady with curves and a good rack I opted for the hour. Upstairs into the massage room, rather than dick about I asked for body to body from the off and paid the full amount up front.
Releasing my Adonis like frame from the burden of clothes I lay naked onto the massage table whilst Jenny took the cash into another room. On her return she stripped down to bra and knickers and then asked if I wanted light or strong massage. Opting for light as I like the tease, that's exactly what happened. What followed was half an hour of non-stop teasing of butt-crack, balls, inner thighs and shaft - but no oil. I was going to say something but it was quite nice for a change knowing I wouldn't need to worry about returning home covered in more oil than a chicken ball so I went with it.
At the half way point I was asked to flip over and off came the bra releasing those wonderfully oriental fun-bags. Not bra-bustingly massive but very full and pert. I then guided Jenny towards my waiting mouth and spent the next 25 mins swapping from tit to tit sucking and caressing whilst she leaned over me. It went on so long I started to get achy elbows. Whilst doing this Jenny was teasing my cock and eventually the big bang came and my excitement escaped.
A quick wipe down, clothes on, exit and a leisurely stroll away blending in with the other commoners of Haverhill.
Summary: No oil, no actual proper body to body slides would be a clear negative. But I liked Jenny's shape and I had an hour of teasing. Half of that was spent sucking great tits so just about positive for me.
Would I go again?: If I was in the mood and near by but not worth a special journey.
