External Link/Members OnlyFancied a pre match massage due to a touch of sciatica, went with Sakura because possibly better value than a thai place. Anyway, called for an hour at 45 quid and was let in within 2 minutes. Lady called Winnie? Possibly 40s, 5 and a half foot 8ish, maybe a 14, big boobs.
Shows me into the room, she gets on the phone, in Chinese, maybe to get cover for the door, asks me my name and she repeats it on the phone a few times.
Massage starts, first phone call she ignores.
After 5 mins she answers the second call, in Chinese.
About 15 mins later, she apologises and goes to answer the door.
The massage itself wasn't memorable.
So eventually I turn over, offered extras, I can have B2B naked for the extra 45 I'm carrying. Back on my belly, which irritates my sciatica. Awesome. She rubs nipples up and down a few times, but it's just meh. Turn over again, I put her nipples in my mouth, but sitting up isnt great, so she asks me to lie down while finishing me off.
She gets dressed, 45 quid for 15 minutes nudity. Head massage for last ten minutes to finish the hour.
So £90 all in for an hour with 15 minutes b2b and a handjob, left still in discomfort. Neither particularly erotic nor therapeutic, just a bit meh.
