Disclaimer : I've reviewed Alice before when she first started, but as it's been about 3 months since that review, I thought I'd have another go. Also the service has changed. Also this is a different sort of review (being an overnight). So hope this is allowed.
Who : Alice
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Cost : £800 overnight incall.
Detail : You may be wondering what overnight actually means. So was I. Contacted the agency and was told it's 'the girlfriend experience'. So it comes with a disclaimer in the booking confirmation that it's not all night fucking and it must contain a normal amount of actual sleep.
Money : £800 is a HUGE amount of money to me and it wasn't an easy decision. But I fancied experiencing an overnight for the first time ever and Alice was the obvious choice for me. Just throwing that out there incase anyone thinks I'm a guy from the city that drives a Lamborghini. Not that that matters I suppose, but it's just to give you a little context around it being a large decision and so choosing someone that was right was a big decision, not just some throwaway decision. Hope that makes sense
So it might become an annual thing at most.
Booking process : All done via WhatsApp text messages.
TL;DR : Given the amount of action had, this is probably going to be the longest review I've ever written (and that's saying something). So turn away or buckle in
Meeting : Greeted in the corridor with an enthusiasic snog, chuckle and generally all over me.
I'd put in a request in the message for an outfit. It was extremely specific and pleased to say that every aspect of it was followed to the letter. I won't say what it is here as it's private (and I'm a dirty old perv).
Took a good look of her. OMG she is beautiful. The right amount of makeup, the flowing blonde hair, the cute eyelashes, the amazing blue eyes, the smile that says she wants me, and the perfect outfit. The entire look was PERFECTION. I've stopped doing scores, but let's just say there would be an appropriate spinal tap reference to make and leave it at that
Led me through the hallway, her one hand pulling me, whilst her other hand was rubbing my dick over my trousers.
Update on services : CIM now offered as standard. Paperwork done. Game on.
Straddling me on the edge of the bed she began with lots of amazing dirty talk (but delivered in a cute way) describing what she wanted me to do to her. I was instantly hard and had to take off my clothes before doing myself an injury.
Full on DFK and then I went down on her and she came within about 10 seconds. I guess she was just as excited with the build up and wanting to please me with the outfit as I was then?! Even she couldn't believe it, mumbling 'I cant believe you just did that'. (By the way, her pants came off, but the outfit stayed on - like I said, a perv).
Then a bit of deep throat (her lying on the edge of the bed technique). It is fucking next level stuff. Alternating between face fucking, followed by me holding it down there for as long as possible until she taps out (which she doesn't ever seem to!). Then the delights of seeing tonnes of saliva as she catches her breath.
Fucked her doggy - her on the bed - my feet on the floor. Fast and hard, later me putting one foot up on the bed for extra grip so I could fuck her deeper. I also did this thing where I clasped her body so I could pull her towards me. Also encouraging her to lift her head up to meet mine, so I could try kissing her whilst still fucking her from behind. Fantastic and she came again.
Then we did reverse cowgirl, which was an amazing sight watching my dick going in and out as she leaned forward it a bit. She then sat up so I was able to play with her long blonde hair. This then morphed into lean back reverse cowgirl, which was great as it gave me access to her tits and clit. She came again.
Then at her naughty suggestion, she showed me a stick-on dildo which she attached to the mirror and gave it to herself doggy style whilst I stood infront of her and she sucked me off. More deep throat and letting her come up for air occasionally. She then stood up slightly so that I had access to her clit; I played with it and she came again.
We then 'retired' to the bed where I gave her a pounding in mish, and cocked one of her legs in the air so it was even deeper. She came again. Carried on with the mish and tried it on the edge of the bed so that her head was dangling off the edge of the bed; her hands then on the floor to steady herself. I was impressed by the acrobatic nature of it all!!
A quick break and we shared a bottle of drink. Not really much of a 'break' because I proceeded to insert multiple fingers into her soaking pussy. Then she licked one and so did I.
Next was squatting cowgirl. An amazing sight with her shoes still on and her squatting over my dick and then bouncing up and down on it. We then changed into normal cowgirl and she took a good pounding until she came again.
She said that maybe she should finish me off now and I could come in her mouth. Who was I to refuse. But we sort of carried on in the cowgirl position for another couple of minutes hitting her g-spot and she came again.
I lay on the bed whilst she sucked me off, always checking on my preferences, and we setttled on twisty hand then into the mouth technique. With occasional deep throat which was an awesome sight. Finally (to try to even the balance of orgasm count!) I came.
I know what you're thinking, this sounds like bullshit; round 1 and she's cum 7 times. She has a 'tell' so I can always tell when she's about to or when she just has. We lay on the bed reflecting on the experience. I said "fuck me, are you amazing or am I". I think we agreed to call it a tie
Since my first review, it's like she's got hold of the spinal tap dial (I make no apology for using the same reference twice!) Same for me; I think seeing all these girls has really boosted my confidence and performance. You could call it a win win.
...if you're still reading, maybe this is time to take a break and read the next chunk tomorrow
Time for a toilet break. Alice took a piss on the toilet whilst I knelt infront of her and she pulled her legs apart further for a full view.
Out with the alcohol and nibbles whilst we decided what food we were going to have for dinner.
Food arrived, which we ate on the sofa watching some TV. Wondering whether to go for fluffy rom com, I decided instead for a stand up show where the comedian just talks about sex for an hour. Seemed rather apt.
Onto round 2.
She got naked this time at my request. Got a good look of her naked form. Website says size 8/10 (accurate), and chest size 34c. However she is definitely an A cup. That's not meant as a criticism. It just goes with the overall look of magnificent petite blonde. I think some girls fall into the trap of thinking all guys like big tits so get enlargements. Personally I don't care what god gave the girl, so I just go with it. Anway, the overall look is perfection in my opinion.
I lay on the bed and told her to sit on my face. Licked her clit, then told her to rock back and forth over my tongue so I could fuck her with it. Squeezed her sensitive nipples and she came. The taste changed; think she squirted a bit. I told her, so she said she wanted a taste and proceeded to DFK me, sucking my tongue and then licking the juices off my face.
Thought I'd try mish next and pulled her legs up in the air to get deep. Whilst I was getting ready, she cheekily stuck her little finger in her ass whilst keeping eye contact with me. Oh my fucking god - I needed no further encouragement for a little ass play and proceeded to rim her. She seemed to enjoy
I then suited up and fucked her in mish. Kept telling me how deep it was, which just egged me on even more until she came again.
Some OWO for me and I then turned her round into the 69 position where I not only licked her clit but generally ate and sucked the whole area. Probably the best 69 I've ever had in my life. She climaxed.
She asked if I'd brought any toys; I had some and produced a glass dildo. Ofcourse I was going to use it on her pussy, but she couldn't resist taking it off me and lubing it up BJ-style with her mouth, hitting the back of her throat with it. I remarked that she really has no gag reflex. She said correct and invited me to stick 2 fingers to the back of her throat. I delightfully accepted and fingered her mouth (fuck me was nothing off limits tonight; every filthy desire I've ever had semeed like it was going to be ticked). Fucked her pussy with the dildo but I remained up top so that we could practice some tonsil tennis. Played with her sensitive nipples again, and (you guessed it), she orgasmed.
Doggy style next, and not sure (it may have been because we were both knackered), but it ended up in a position where she lay out flat (so that her head was further away from me), and I then lay on top of her, with (amazingly) my dick staying in, so continued to fuck her from behind whilst lying on her.
Fuck me the evening was just turning into an erotic blur. I didn't realise I had so much stamina until tonight. I guess just something about a horny blonde egging you on, just makes you carry on.
She asked to suck me off again to completion and who was I to refuse.
It was time for sleep, but not before the face routine in the bathroom. She was worried that I wouldn't fancy her when she took her makeup off. However, she didn't need to worry in the slightest, she really is naturally pretty.
Lots more chatting in bed until we drifted off. Fuck me it had been such a sex fest that sleep was inevitable.
Round 3.
Woke up the next morning to the sight of her lying next to me, so inevitably we started kissing, until we mutually broke it off to brush teeth and take a piss. Back in bed for early morning DFK. Having not fully recovered from the night before I was happy for her to take the lead with cowgirl until she came, then reverse cowgirl (she came again).
Then a long 69 session which was amazing first thing in the morning!
Next onto doggy. But it turned into a bit of a low effort on my part. She grabbed her vibrator and applied it to her clit whilst I just pushed my dick in her as hard and as far as I could without then doing any thrusting. Just enjoying the sensation of her tight pussy clasping my cock, whilst it twitched with excitement inside her. Grabbing both her boobs and playing with her nipples, until the inevitable happened (her orgasm!). The lovely feel of her pussy spasming and clasping my cock as she came.
I then lay back and she gave me some amazing sloppy OWO. I was incredibly hard but still recovering from the evening, so she was going to have her work cut out for her. At my suggestion she gave me a lubed up handjob with DFK until I orgasmed. She then cleaned me up.
We then showered together. She needed a bit more of a piss, so I suggested she do so over me. Would seem rude not to. Got the soapy suds going and properly massaged her back whilst we had one last deep snogging session. I also cleaned up her front (from behind). The old boy was twitching again, but ofcourse there was going to be no further dick action, so just enjoyed it for what it was, which was a steamy and erotic shower haze. Fuck me.
Dried off and some lovely chatting whilst I was packing up. Led to the door (12 hours after I arrived) and more snogging by the front door before I left, just to eek out every last second together.
Conclusion :If anyone has read my previous reviews there was mention of my confidence levels and my dick skills not being that great. Fuck me, scrub that statement. Alice just makes you feel like a fucking king. I don't normally go for blondes, so on paper not my type, but her overall look - the long blonde hair, the eyes, the cheeky smile, the giggles, the attention to detail on the outfit. Just maximum effort in every regard. I'm smitten. The best sexual encounter I've ever had.
Perhaps I should now retire on a high?
...maybe not
