External Link/Members OnlyHave reviewed this place before (but not since 2021), and I use it reasonably regular. But as someone had an expensive "neutral" here recently, and it has been a suggestion to a regular contributor here by myself, I thought I'd do the decent thing and check it out again and report back. Not trying to promote it, just being factual and up to date about the place and how it rolls.
It's still a clean and fresh place, easy to find and fairly discrete although it is next door to a hairdressers and there's a new pool joint opened across the square - but not directly overlooked doorway so easy to scuttle inside. Receptionist was working (not always the case), and she is a nice, slim and tall Chinese (who also does massage but only legit, at least for me anyhoo) who gets everything sorted at the front desk. £38 notes for half an hour (odd pricing but maybe they do it expecting a £2 round-up - I took the change
. and into the room down the corridor.
It really is a luck of the draw kind of place based on who is working that week - it did occur to me to ask to see the girls in advance but not sure how that would play - would have to be done before paying and then possibly a bit awkward when faced with a munter and walking out, or the dilemma of picking the least munterish one and getting a tug anyhoo. On balance best to roll the dice....
My chica was quite a young one this time, and a bit on the heavy side for my liking - not rolls of flab everywhere but pretty chunky for an asian, but a pretty face, big tetas and a red velvet dress on. Asks if I want hard or soft (always hard for me) and she oils me up and off we go. Went for my ususal hands on the table in front of my head to see if I get the pussy pressing sign, and indeed straight into that one for a couple of mins before she moves my arms and gets going with a very good strong massage on my back. Then moves to my legs and gets some CC swipes and ball nudging going on. I take the opportunity to have a wandering hand up the dress and she says it's time to turn over then.
Now as I said, not my ideal shape of a masseuse and she tried me for the £40 B2B but I only opted for the HE at £20 thinking I'll go for a grope of the tetas during - she wanted the cash upfront which I always find a pain, and then she says she'll take everything off for £30 so I went for that. Pleased I did as once naked she sticks a massive teta in my face and I'm chomping on one of the biggest nips I think I've ever suckled. Had a good play around and some limited pussy access (nothing inside) while she carried out a very good oily HJ, and offers me a prostate massage next. Not usually my thing but today I went with the flow and it was a great experience, and something that she clearly specialized in as both hands were working different speeds and actions. So a cracking HE for me after a good few mins of all this.
Clean up done, she gets dressed and does the weird head and ear massge thing for the last few mins and I'm dressed and on my way just over the half hour. £38 for the massage, £30 for extras - not the cheapest around but pretty decent all things considered IMOH.
As I was leaving I began to wonder how all this inflation, eleccy price rise situation will affect these joints - will prices come down because less people will spend cash there, or will they try for more to cover the rising costs of running the place. I reckon we could start to see discounting / promo's before too long if numbers of clients start falling. I see on Guntree that a couple of places in Leamington already offering a fiver off a 10-12 booking - maybe we have good times to come.....
