Author Topic: Horney.monica - Chingford E4 - Milf/A-levels  (Read 4137 times)


13 review(s) for horneymonica (9 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Payyourwaymate]

Offline Fitzjew

horney.monica - this old broad took off her pictures and now uses a new number(she still has the old number also as her main off)

Date: This was last month
Service: £60/30mins - OWO, Covered sex and no Kissing(I am not bad looking at all but i sensed that she may not be up for it - our age difference may have played a part)
Location: E4 flat(she said she doesn't live there, a lady that lives there lets her use it and she had to actually come there for our meet)
Face/Looks: Old lady, she is definitely Freedom pass age. Nice Tits, 63-67 year old body that used to be petite many moons ago, about 5ft3/4

ACTION: She put on some stockings after I arrived, OWO that was 7/10  :dance:. Just to test out the BB mentioned before I had her go on top of me & I wet my member to see if she would mention the rubber, BINGO  :drinks:, she did grab the rubber after a minute of so of playing with her boobs whilst she was on top doing some cc swipes.
She is mechanical, no passion, I got "baby cum" after 5minutes of fucking her pussy. I wouldn't say it's loose as said by others but hey, she is nearing 70, what do you expect?. Moved onto anal, she can take it well but she got in an angle that made sure I do not go all the way in and I came within 10 mins.

verdict: I WILL NOT WASTE MY MONEY AGAIN EVEN FOR P&D, she is not a looker and if you are above average sized, good luck pounding away. Reason is that it's mechanical/restricting penetration and looks

« Last Edit: September 09, 2022, 05:02:09 pm by Fitzjew »

Offline thetinman007

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She took it like a champ in all hole when I saw her a few years ago but loose as a goose
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Given your emphatic verdict did you really mean to let her off with a Neutral?

Offline Adam940

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She took it like a champ in all hole when I saw her a few years ago but loose as a goose

Sounds like a negative to me
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Sounds like a negative to me

As an active punter what do you know of writing reviews?

Offline daviemac

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Sounds like a negative to me
You have a habit of telling us what other people's reviews 'sound like' to you, can you explain why you haven't bothered to post any of your own.   :unknown:

Offline king tarzan

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You have a habit of telling us what other people's reviews 'sound like' to you, can you explain why you haven't bothered to post any of your own.   :unknown:

Still waiting for his first run after 22 deliveries in neay 5 years
Chris Tavare comes to mind or SS das
« Last Edit: September 10, 2022, 10:06:32 pm by king tarzan »
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
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Offline Tomcat

From OP, she is nearing 70, what do you expect?.

She will be 58 end of the year.

Offline Nz

Changed her profile name too.
I think the 1hr price has gone up, I'm sure it use to be £80, now £100.

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« Last Edit: September 12, 2022, 07:37:16 am by Nz »