Author Topic: Caribbean Caramelxx - Kilburn - So glad I walked away  (Read 4181 times)


3 review(s) for Caribbean caramelxx (1 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline Atrueyorkie

Comms fluid. However the WG voice was deep, so deep to the point it took me off guard,  actually made me pause. I genuinely thought a guy answered the phone on her behalf.

Still I went based on what I saw on the page. Blowjob specialist looked appealing. Upon arrival standard final details provided.

Door opened and my jaw could have dropped. Instantly turned off.

A lightskin jabba the hut came to mind. It looked like a war had been waged between gravity and she had lost terribly. No figure, curves must have taken a trip, none were seen. Instantly I felt repulsed, this was not a punt I wanted. Her voice was as deep as I heard originally. Not appealing. It made my dick shrink. I was not going to insert my dick in that. The post nut regret would have made me commit seppuku.

I internally deliberated and fast how I could politely relay that I was disgusted, but there’s no nice way of saying that.

I made an excuse, one I knew would be rejected. she started ranting. Spewing aggressive language. What was evident to me was an aggressive, bitter woman. I can bet money this wasn’t the first time someone walked and definitely won’t be the last.

She came across extremely bitter and quite aggressive. At a point I thought I’d need to prepare myself physically. Not someone who’d I remotely recommend.

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Offline anders5

Bloody hell, good on you for walking.

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Nice one mate, thanks for the warning, chuckles a bonus.  :drinks:

Offline Heph

Good call on the walk: it always pays to trust that voice when it pipes-up.

As to finding a palatable pretext: something to the effect of "Look, I'm sorry, but the chemistry's not going to work for me". It is an accepted occupational risk for them, but since it does mess with their income, if you're a decent egg and feeling all 'do as you would be done by', you could offer to leave them £10/£20 as a goodwill gesture for the inadvertent inconvenience - assuming they haven't over-cooked their advertising, in which case, it's totally fine just to leave.

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Good call on the walk: it always pays to trust that voice when it pipes-up.

As to finding a palatable pretext: something to the effect of "Look, I'm sorry, but the chemistry's not going to work for me". It is an accepted occupational risk for them, but since it does mess with their income, if you're a decent egg and feeling all 'do as you would be done by', you could offer to leave them £10/£20 as a goodwill gesture for the inadvertent inconvenience - assuming they haven't over-cooked their advertising, in which case, it's totally fine just to leave.

Not a chance I'd leave any money for an effective B&S.
Any SP not posting current pics runs the risk of a refusal at the door.
Any SP who is stupid enough to lose it because she let the customer's expectations down deserves nothing, be that looks, attitude or refusal of agreed/advertised services.

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Thanks for the review, off the hotlist

Offline Atrueyorkie

Good call on the walk: it always pays to trust that voice when it pipes-up.

As to finding a palatable pretext: something to the effect of "Look, I'm sorry, but the chemistry's not going to work for me". It is an accepted occupational risk for them, but since it does mess with their income, if you're a decent egg and feeling all 'do as you would be done by', you could offer to leave them £10/£20 as a goodwill gesture for the inadvertent inconvenience - assuming they haven't over-cooked their advertising, in which case, it's totally fine just to leave.

I did for a bit consider leaving some money as a way of saying sorry I can’t do this or say sorry you’re not for me. I could tell from her speech she was a spiteful person. But if you saw the aggression that was exhibited. It changed my mind instantly, I was tempted to check for an Adam’s apple!

The movies on the page are old. That’s what originally enticed me. Her face is not slim in the slightest so it must have been quite some time ago. It’s what made me think what the fuck happened. She looks like the mother of the person in the movies not the same person.

Which marries up with the previous review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=268513.0

abusive name calling, aggressive, volatile.

I always post extensive details for negatives regardless of the repercussion as I don’t want any other punter to go through the nightmares I’ve done. I cannot stress enough that this is a WG to be avoided

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I did for a bit consider leaving some money as a way of saying sorry I can’t do this or say sorry you’re not for me. I could tell from her speech she was a spiteful person. But if you saw the aggression that was exhibited. It changed my mind instantly, I was tempted to check for an Adam’s apple!

The movies on the page are old. That’s what originally enticed me. Her face is not slim in the slightest so it must have been quite some time ago. It’s what made me think what the fuck happened. She looks like the mother of the person in the movies not the same person.

Which marries up with the previous review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=268513.0

abusive name calling, aggressive, volatile.

I always post extensive details for negatives regardless of the repercussion as I don’t want any other punter to go through the nightmares I’ve done. I cannot stress enough that this is a WG to be avoided

Dont feel bad for her. If you dont put up to date pictures and/or no face pictures, you have to accept you run the risk of someone turning up and not feeling you! I liken it to a hotel room advertised, then you arrive and it looks much shabbier than the pics suggested, you wouldnt feel bad about asking for a better room or walking out.
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Offline Atrueyorkie

Dont feel bad for her. If you dont put up to date pictures and/or no face pictures, you have to accept you run the risk of someone turning up and not feeling you! I liken it to a hotel room advertised, then you arrive and it looks much shabbier than the pics suggested, you wouldnt feel bad about asking for a better room or walking out.

Great analogy and I agree fully. the first review of this WG failed to mention her voice is deep as fuck. Imagine Darth Vader talking dirty to you  :vomit:


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Great analogy and I agree fully. the first review of this WG failed to mention her voice is deep as fuck. Imagine Darth Vader talking dirty to you  :vomit:

James Earl Jones doing Barry White?

Sorry that scans so wrong, I mean JEJ imitating BW?
« Last Edit: September 10, 2022, 11:12:34 pm by LLPunting »

Offline Atrueyorkie

James Earl Jones doing Barry White?

Sorry that scans so wrong, I mean JEJ imitating BW?

Hahaha Barry white  :lol:

It’s actually a very similar pitch voice as James earl jones

Offline Ericbadboyaight

I enjoyed reading this review, you good with words, it was almost poetic lool!

Offline Heph

Not a chance I'd leave any money for an effective B&S.
Any SP not posting current pics runs the risk of a refusal at the door.
Any SP who is stupid enough to lose it because she let the customer's expectations down deserves nothing, be that looks, attitude or refusal of agreed/advertised services.

From recollection, I was just referring to  turning on one's heel after encountering someone unexpectedly unattractive-in-the-flesh, and not having to struggle for a plausible and polite reason. You probably recall from previous discussions that I'm a big fan of not accommodating Bait & Switchers in the slightest.


I could tell from her speech she was a spiteful person. But if you saw the aggression that was exhibited. It changed my mind instantly...abusive name calling, aggressive, volatile.

I always post extensive details for negatives regardless of the repercussion as I don’t want any other punter to go through the nightmares I’ve done. I cannot stress enough that this is a WG to be avoided

Sure; if she's a nasty, aggressive piece of work - and, yes, you are owed thanks for the alert. Thank you

« Last Edit: September 12, 2022, 02:30:23 am by Heph »

Offline Atrueyorkie

I enjoyed reading this review, you good with words, it was almost poetic lool!

 :D Cheers  :hi: the most baffling part is how she got that first positive. Each to their own I guess but I left rejoicing that I hadn’t yielded to Darth Vader.

Offline blackd2103

:D Cheers  :hi: the most baffling part is how she got that first positive. Each to their own I guess but I left rejoicing that I hadn’t yielded to Darth Vader.

she was ok when i saw her and i also said at the time, "not a stunner but not a minger either" mind you this was in 2019. She could quite easily have herself go/put on weight in those 3 years. You described her as Jabba the hut she certainly wasnt overweight when i saw her (id say around size 14).

and no im not whiteknighting for her either, as i have no plans to see her again. Quite obvious from the 2 negative reviews her service standards and appearance have dropped since then. I'm sure she is not the first working girl who's standards/looks have dropped over time and she wont be the last.

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she was ok when i saw her and i also said at the time, "not a stunner but not a minger either" mind you this was in 2019. She could quite easily have herself go/put on weight in those 3 years. You described her as Jabba the hut she certainly wasnt overweight when i saw her (id say around size 14).

and no im not whiteknighting for her either, as i have no plans to see her again. Quite obvious from the 2 negative reviews her service standards and appearance have dropped since then. I'm sure she is not the first working girl who's standards/looks have dropped over time and she wont be the last.

Everyone’s standards are different clearly. As well as taste. Personally I could never allow myself to do that. A lot can change in a couple of years I agree on that point. Covid wasn’t nice to her.  My reviews are to the point, illustrating everything in detail so if another punter reads my review they know exactly what they’re walking into. No sugar coating none of that nonsense.

But I’m not sure you’re reading properly though. The next review after yours was only two months after “ her midriff pretudes out more than her breasts”.  That same review you too commented on. So not three years, in two months she let herself go supposedly.

I feel a majority of negatives tell it how it is. Not saying all, I’m saying a majority. They highlight a lot of real facts that are skimmed over.

How did you miss out the fact that she’s got a darts players belly? Nobody was expecting Britain’s next top model, but you missed a key fact on a review and had to be prompted to describe any body features and physique.

Standards drop, plummeted in two months and then took a nose dive in the next following years.

I will not say you are a white knight but you left out a “LOT” of details, that would have saved various people time and money, one being the previous reviewer. You taste clearly differs.

Offline blackd2103

Everyone’s standards are different clearly. As well as taste. Personally I could never allow myself to do that. A lot can change in a couple of years I agree on that point. Covid wasn’t nice to her.  My reviews are to the point, illustrating everything in detail so if another punter reads my review they know exactly what they’re walking into. No sugar coating none of that nonsense.

But I’m not sure you’re reading properly though. The next review after yours was only two months after “ her midriff pretudes out more than her breasts”.  That same review you too commented on. So not three years, in two months she let herself go supposedly.

I feel a majority of negatives tell it how it is. Not saying all, I’m saying a majority. They highlight a lot of real facts that are skimmed over.

How did you miss out the fact that she’s got a darts players belly? Nobody was expecting Britain’s next top model, but you missed a key fact on a review and had to be prompted to describe any body features and physique.

Standards drop, plummeted in two months and then took a nose dive in the next following years.

I will not say you are a white knight but you left out a “LOT” of details, that would have saved various people time and money, one being the previous reviewer. You taste clearly differs.

Nothing left out I called it as I saw it at the time. She wasn't overweight or had a belly from what I recall when I saw her.

We can agree to disagree and leave it at that. I only responded as you appeared to be questioning why I had given her a positive. I am not questioning your negative review of her


Offline Mr333

Cheers for the warning!  :hi:

A lot of girls have let themselves go physically over Covid and a lot have been affected mentally by it too. It's a jungle out there guys!  :wackogirl:


Offline mrpunterton

Cheers for the warning!  :hi:

A lot of girls have let themselves go physically over Covid and a lot have been affected mentally by it too. It's a jungle out there guys!  :wackogirl:

It's not Covid, I saw her 3 years ago and she was n't that physically appealing then either.

Offline Atrueyorkie

It's not Covid, I saw her 3 years ago and she was n't that physically appealing then either.

+1, it’s evident that the first Toftt reviewer liked that kind of facial look. Like you said you saw it the same year and called it for what it was.

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Comms fluid. However the WG voice was deep, so deep to the point it took me off guard,  actually made me pause. I genuinely thought a guy answered the phone on her behalf.

Still I went based on what I saw on the page. Blowjob specialist looked appealing. Upon arrival standard final details provided.

Door opened and my jaw could have dropped. Instantly turned off.

A lightskin jabba the hut came to mind. It looked like a war had been waged between gravity and she had lost terribly. No figure, curves must have taken a trip, none were seen. Instantly I felt repulsed, this was not a punt I wanted. Her voice was as deep as I heard originally. Not appealing. It made my dick shrink. I was not going to insert my dick in that. The post nut regret would have made me commit seppuku.

I internally deliberated and fast how I could politely relay that I was disgusted, but there’s no nice way of saying that.

I made an excuse, one I knew would be rejected. she started ranting. Spewing aggressive language. What was evident to me was an aggressive, bitter woman. I can bet money this wasn’t the first time someone walked and definitely won’t be the last.

She came across extremely bitter and quite aggressive. At a point I thought I’d need to prepare myself physically. Not someone who’d I remotely recommend.

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Just imagine if she kicked you in the goolies, you fell to your knees and she grabbed you by the ears and started to smash your face into her pussy a few times 😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Offline Belgarion

Good man for walking. If people do not have honest profiles we should all walk.

Offline Atrueyorkie

Just imagine if she kicked you in the goolies, you fell to your knees and she grabbed you by the ears and started to smash your face into her pussy a few times 😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Interesting scenario  :sarcastic: